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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister یا brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your موسیقی really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a روٹی سینڈوچ

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat یا dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
posted by My8thUsername
A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own فہرست of سب, سب سے اوپر Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So آپ no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An مالٹا, نارنگی is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started writing it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if آپ don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest آپ don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your دوستوں and either forget all about us یا tell a story about the hideous freak آپ met tonight. آپ don’t know me, if آپ did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have دوستوں - except my brother....
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so آپ don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason آپ have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents سے طرف کی their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail آپ out of jail and tell آپ what آپ did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin اگلے to آپ sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen آپ cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If آپ can't drink and drive, why do آپ need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do آپ need a silencer if آپ are going to shoot a mime?

Have آپ ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone آپ love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard یا hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as آپ open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 منٹ یا so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring یا your nails on the blackboard اگلے time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. اگلے کنسرٹ آپ go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Okay, she's kinda getting مزید famous سے طرف کی the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Christmas دن Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if آپ like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If آپ ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, singing lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT 3 O' CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am often starting to be a پرستار of something but If آپ are پرستار of somebody/something there can always be a situation when آپ will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that یا something simmilar. But then آپ start to feel distracted. آپ don't know what to start with. Maybe آپ are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help آپ to stop being a پرستار easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So آپ just understood that آپ don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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I've been meaning to make this مضمون for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my پسندیدہ couples فہرست before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my فہرست to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please تبصرہ but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The سوان, ہنس Princess)
 "Well, there آپ have it.. everlasting love...."
"Well, there آپ have it.. everlasting love...."

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this مضمون to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, آپ did it. آپ FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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