There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, یا being a creep, آپ will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks آپ can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell آپ where I fucking live so we can fuck random strangers.
Stranger: آپ like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: آپ ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, یا copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell آپ where I fucking live so we can fuck random strangers.
Stranger: آپ like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: آپ ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, یا copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their food (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick پچھواڑے, گدا in life.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My پسندیدہ Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
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The MASTER of female shinigami.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick پچھواڑے, گدا in life.
The red hot-blooded habanero.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My پسندیدہ Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
The original dark magician...
Ok so me and my friend love the mall but what makes it مزید fun are the following
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could آپ please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When آپ go into a store adress your friend سے طرف کی a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if آپ go into one of those store that plays the موسیقی REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but آپ and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about random things. like terrorists یا something
Have fun with دوستوں at the mall!
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could آپ please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When آپ go into a store adress your friend سے طرف کی a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if آپ go into one of those store that plays the موسیقی REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but آپ and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about random things. like terrorists یا something
Have fun with دوستوں at the mall!
