Super Mario 64 portrayed سے طرف کی spongebob

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable. "10-4 Good Buddy!"

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line andyou're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give your address and exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their سوالات with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on سب, سب سے اوپر this time.

10. Do not...

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