A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car آگے saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If آپ are hung like a horse, آپ don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to دوستوں about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in love with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to دوستوں about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in love with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe آپ can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
آپ have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe آپ can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
آپ have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.