آپ are already late, and your key is missing, آپ wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!

5 منٹ پہلے آپ were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now آپ are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, آپ wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

آپ are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, آپ wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

The train is so crowded that آپ cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, آپ wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!

After marriage آپ realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, آپ wish there was an valuation period' یا atleast a 'sample download' یا a 'demo version'!

One دن آپ realize that آپ are turning bald, آپ wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!

Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......

WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR آپ INCASE آپ GET PULLED OVER سے طرف کی A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE آپ CAN SUFFER سے طرف کی SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER یا ANY ONE ELSE!!!!


Can آپ hold my beer, I cant reach my license.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't آپ the guy from the Village People?

Hey, آپ must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are آپ Andy یا Barney?

I thought آپ had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do آپ know why آپ pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.