1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
2. "Take one capsule سے طرف کی mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.
3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.
4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a مفن, چپاتی at a 7-11.
5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.
6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.
7. "Serving suggestion:...
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