06 Tonight - Jonas Brothers [ Full Album Version HQ ]

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a مزید suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if آپ can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did آپ hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers آپ can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All آپ Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's دل is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. آپ are going to fail the class completely no matter what آپ get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five منٹ into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have آپ ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man اگلے to me!
I puked on the last person who flew اگلے to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would آپ look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....