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The place is Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey. The سال is 1999. On May 11, after months of careful research and planning, ہولی Evans launches vegetable seedlings into the sky.


On May 18, the young scientist reports on her experiment. ہولی intends to study the effects of extra-terrestrial conditions on vegetable growth and development. She expects the seedlings to stay aloft for several weeks before returning to earth.
Her classmates are speechless.


The تاریخ is June 29. Shortly after sunrise, a member of the Billings, Montana, Moose Lodge, hiking through the Rocky Mountains, makes a startling discovery.
Robert Bernabe is in a daze when he returns to camp. All he can say for the اگلے several hours is, “TURNIPS!”


All over the country, the skies fill with vegetables.


Cucumbers دائرے, حلقہ Kalamazoo.

Lima beans loom over Levittown.

Artichokes advance on Anchorage.

Parsnips pass سے طرف کی Providence.


And بروکولی, شاخ گوبھی lands with a big bounce in ہولی Evans’s backyard.


In Ottumwa, Iowa, Tony Kramer emerges from his بارن, گودام and shouts for joy, “At last, the blue ribbon at the state fair is mine!”


سے طرف کی midafternoon, all vegetables float safely to the ground.


Except for the peppers. For some reason, they need a little help.


TV news channels broadcast twenty-four-hour coverage of the “airborne vegetal event.” گوبھی carpets California, پالک blankets Greenwich, and arugula covers Ashtabula.
ہولی is puzzled. Arugula is not part of her experiment.


Vegetables become very big business. Peas from Peoria are shipped down the Mississippi to Mobile in exchange for eggplant.


Real estate booms in North Carolina.

Avocados bolster Vermont’s economy.

Potatoland is wisely abandoned.

The Big سیب, ایپل is renamed the Big Rutabaga.


Arugula, eggplant, avocado, and now rutabaga. As the فہرست of vegetables that ہولی did not plant grows longer, she concludes that the giant specimens are not the results of her experiment.
مزید curious than disappointed, ہولی asks herself, “What happened to my vegetables?
“And whose بروکولی, شاخ گوبھی is in my backyard?”


The place is the ionosphere. On June 29, the Arcturian starcuriser Alula Borealis was touring its sixth planet in four days, and the captain had just pointed out the fjords یا Norway off the port side.
In the galley an assistant fry cook accidentally jettisoned the entire food supply. As their vegetables drifted toward the small blue planet below, everyone on board had the same thought: Where would their رات کا کھانا come from?
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Once there was a goat named Gregory.
Gregory liked to jump from rock to rock, kick his legs into the air, and butt his head against walls.
“I’m an average goat,” کہا Gregory.


But Gregory was not an average goat.
Gregory was a terrible eater.
Every time he sat down to eat with his mother and father, he knew he was in for trouble.


“Would آپ like a tin can, Gregory?” asked Mother Goat.
“No, thanks,” کہا Gregory.
“How about a nice box, a piece of rug, and a bottle cap?” asked Father Goat.
“Baaaaa,” کہا Gregory unhappily.

“Well, I think this is a meal fit for a goat,” کہا Mother...
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If آپ give a ماؤس a cookie,


he’s going to ask for a glass of milk.

When آپ give him the milk,


he’ll probably ask آپ for a straw.

When he’s finished, he’ll ask for a napkin.


Then he’ll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn’t have a دودھ mustache.

When he looks into the mirror,

he might noice his hair needs a trim.

So he’ll probably ask for a pair of nail scissors.


When he’s finished giving himself a trim, he’ll want a جھاڑو to sweep up.
He’ll start sweeping.

He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house.


He may even end up washing the floors as well!

When he’s...
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