Song: link
Hawkeye: *Helping Percy, and Jeff get a special freight train set up*
Gordon: This is unacceptable!!! سے طرف کی the power invested in my horn, and the rest of my fat body, I demand to drive the special train to Denver!
Ethan: *Stops اگلے to Gordon with three freight cars* Did someone call?
قوس قزح Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Running away from Discord*
قوس قزح Dash: He's gone really mad this time.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. We must continue the retreat.
Henry: *Crosseyed as he stops at a station with freight cars*
Duck: Good job Henry. آپ made it on time.
Henry: Duh, what's a Henry?
Duck: Now if only we could give آپ مزید common sense.
Sean: *With Carter, Shayne, and Andrew* Saturday night is poker night. For us diesels anyway.
Ethan: Mind if I شامل میں in? *Stops اگلے to the other diesels* I'm Ethan from Trainz, and I'll be your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.
The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash: Rated TV-G
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Carter: Hey. Do آپ want to شامل میں the game, یا just talk to yourself?
Ethan: I guess آپ four can't see the people looking at us.
Theme song >> link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash
Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, قوس قزح Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 3
Discorded Christmas
Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.
Discord: What do آپ know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda چرا لیا, چوری کی Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy christmas for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then سے طرف کی the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.
Meanwhile, قوس قزح Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing سے طرف کی a fireplace
Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
قوس قزح Dash: I'll get آپ a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs قوس قزح Dash* I found one.
قوس قزح Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*
While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging قوس قزح Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
قوس قزح Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help آپ enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
قوس قزح Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello قوس قزح Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
قوس قزح Dash: What are آپ doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: آپ can't fool us.
Discord: What are آپ talking about?
Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.
قوس قزح Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. آپ see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. آپ caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
قوس قزح Dash: آپ could've made something loose, and it would fall off سے طرف کی itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
قوس قزح Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: آپ saved my life.
قوس قزح Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
قوس قزح Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if آپ can *Runs away*
قوس قزح Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
قوس قزح Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save آپ *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
قوس قزح Dash: Only one مزید ٹٹو to save.
Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.
قوس قزح Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
قوس قزح Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* قوس قزح Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: آپ saw everything. قوس قزح Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
The End
Song: link
Ethan: *Listening to the music* I don't remember this being a western.
Carter: Neither do the rest of us.
Andrew: What's اگلے on your show?
Ethan: My Little Pornstar.
Shayne: What?
Sean: Oh no. Cover your eyes.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting اگلے to her. They were going to collect مزید ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice دن out, یا wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do آپ have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I کہا GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, قوس قزح Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant دن دکھانا Zecora around Pornstarville, and then آپ دکھائیں up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen آپ shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will آپ get down from there before آپ hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, آپ did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
قوس قزح Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do آپ know dat?!
قوس قزح Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: آپ know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were آپ driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned سے طرف کی GM. What's the difference?
قوس قزح Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What سوالات did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
قوس قزح Dash: How were those سوالات stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid سوال number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid سوال number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask آپ a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do آپ want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at آپ for eight سیکنڈ non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard آپ were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are آپ talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, قوس قزح Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and آپ should consider yourself lucky to have دوستوں like them. They helped me perform surgery on آپ after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did آپ shoot me?
Zecora: Because آپ were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: آپ must be blind, یا something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did آپ shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare آپ away man. I thought آپ were trying to kill those five idiots آپ claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let آپ go with a warning. If آپ ever try to hurt me, یا the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a فہرست of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* آپ will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that قوس قزح Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that آپ didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to اقدام back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of آپ readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Ethan: This is the end of tonight's first segment. I'm sure آپ already know what's going to happen next, but I'm being paid to tell آپ as if آپ have no clue. Part 2 will arrive at 8:30. Come back then.
Hawkeye: *Helping Percy, and Jeff get a special freight train set up*
Gordon: This is unacceptable!!! سے طرف کی the power invested in my horn, and the rest of my fat body, I demand to drive the special train to Denver!
Ethan: *Stops اگلے to Gordon with three freight cars* Did someone call?
قوس قزح Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Running away from Discord*
قوس قزح Dash: He's gone really mad this time.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. We must continue the retreat.
Henry: *Crosseyed as he stops at a station with freight cars*
Duck: Good job Henry. آپ made it on time.
Henry: Duh, what's a Henry?
Duck: Now if only we could give آپ مزید common sense.
Sean: *With Carter, Shayne, and Andrew* Saturday night is poker night. For us diesels anyway.
Ethan: Mind if I شامل میں in? *Stops اگلے to the other diesels* I'm Ethan from Trainz, and I'll be your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.
The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash: Rated TV-G
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Carter: Hey. Do آپ want to شامل میں the game, یا just talk to yourself?
Ethan: I guess آپ four can't see the people looking at us.
Theme song >> link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash
Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, قوس قزح Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 3
Discorded Christmas
Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.
Discord: What do آپ know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda چرا لیا, چوری کی Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy christmas for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then سے طرف کی the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.
Meanwhile, قوس قزح Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing سے طرف کی a fireplace
Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
قوس قزح Dash: I'll get آپ a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs قوس قزح Dash* I found one.
قوس قزح Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*
While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging قوس قزح Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
قوس قزح Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help آپ enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
قوس قزح Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello قوس قزح Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
قوس قزح Dash: What are آپ doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: آپ can't fool us.
Discord: What are آپ talking about?
Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.
قوس قزح Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. آپ see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. آپ caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
قوس قزح Dash: آپ could've made something loose, and it would fall off سے طرف کی itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
قوس قزح Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: آپ saved my life.
قوس قزح Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
قوس قزح Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if آپ can *Runs away*
قوس قزح Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
قوس قزح Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save آپ *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
قوس قزح Dash: Only one مزید ٹٹو to save.
Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.
قوس قزح Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
قوس قزح Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* قوس قزح Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: آپ saw everything. قوس قزح Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
The End
Song: link
Ethan: *Listening to the music* I don't remember this being a western.
Carter: Neither do the rest of us.
Andrew: What's اگلے on your show?
Ethan: My Little Pornstar.
Shayne: What?
Sean: Oh no. Cover your eyes.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting اگلے to her. They were going to collect مزید ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice دن out, یا wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do آپ have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I کہا GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, قوس قزح Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant دن دکھانا Zecora around Pornstarville, and then آپ دکھائیں up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen آپ shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will آپ get down from there before آپ hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, آپ did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
قوس قزح Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do آپ know dat?!
قوس قزح Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: آپ know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were آپ driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned سے طرف کی GM. What's the difference?
قوس قزح Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What سوالات did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
قوس قزح Dash: How were those سوالات stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid سوال number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid سوال number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask آپ a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do آپ want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at آپ for eight سیکنڈ non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard آپ were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are آپ talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, قوس قزح Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and آپ should consider yourself lucky to have دوستوں like them. They helped me perform surgery on آپ after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did آپ shoot me?
Zecora: Because آپ were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: آپ must be blind, یا something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did آپ shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare آپ away man. I thought آپ were trying to kill those five idiots آپ claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let آپ go with a warning. If آپ ever try to hurt me, یا the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a فہرست of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* آپ will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that قوس قزح Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that آپ didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to اقدام back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of آپ readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Ethan: This is the end of tonight's first segment. I'm sure آپ already know what's going to happen next, but I'm being paid to tell آپ as if آپ have no clue. Part 2 will arrive at 8:30. Come back then.
