Sean the hedgehog Article: Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

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I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, دکھانا Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 میگنم, ماگنم as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he آگ کے, آگ six shots? یا only five? Well to tell آپ the truth I kinda lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* آپ gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do آپ punk? Do آپ punk?

The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun

Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now آپ go to Chicago, and get ambushed سے طرف کی a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then آپ go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches آپ how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. آپ know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.

And there آپ have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 75 Part 2/2

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Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, یا Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me مزید power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There آپ have it. A talking train can beat a car just سے طرف کی shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...

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Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 55 Part 2/2

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Pete: What kind of موسیقی is this?!
Toby: آپ don't want to find out.
Pete: Anyway, I'm here to host the S.S.S.S. Let's get the سیکنڈ half of our دکھائیں started.

Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls: Pilot

Announcer: Milford New Jersey. A quiet, and peaceful town, right اگلے to Frenchtown, which is also in New Jersey. Did I mention they're also اگلے to The Delaware River?
Person 89: Who wants to know?!
Announcer: Anyone that doesn't live in New Jersey.
Person 89: Oh.
Announcer: Sean Bodine, a 19 سال old that lives in Milford, was on his way ہوم when something landed on the road ahead of him, creating...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 51 Part 1/2

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Percy: *Throwing records onto the ground* We gotta find a song! WE GOTTA FIND A SONG!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: Let's use this one that we haven't used in a long time.

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Parker: Oh no, it's that song again! *Punches Stylo*
Percy: What have آپ started?! *Grabs a chair, and hits Sean in the head*
Sean The Hedgehog: WHAT DO آپ MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Everyone started to fight each other for no reason.

Mily: *Arrives with a passenger train, watching several people fight near her* Whoa. *Passing the fighters, and is now safe* Hi, I'm Mily. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories....

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of پرستار Fiction 2 Part 4

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Narrator: Continuing Trainz, I also came up with a few new shows. The Nut House features a group of shapes that like to hang out at a restaurant/arcade.
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their food can enjoy the arcade with some Christmas spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a سٹار, ستارہ though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David: *Laughs* I don't think Mr. Nut would approve.
Narrator: Twenty two episodes are going to be in each of the four seasons. Johnny Lightning, a دکھائیں about a spy with a watch that can spawn classic muscle cars, is going to have مزید episodes. Thirty episodes for each...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 33 Part 2/2

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Song (Start at 2:25): link

Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: آپ still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, یا welcome for those of آپ just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our سیکنڈ half of the دکھائیں with Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 32 Part 2/2

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Orion: Hey, here's some nice music.
Sean:...rock & roll......
Parker: Nice horns.
Sean: Rock, & Roll!
Saten Twist: Hi, I'm Saten Twist, and-
Sean: ROCK & ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saten Twist: No. Bad talking train. Go back to the yards.
Sean: *Backing away from Saten Twist* This isn't over.
Saten Twist: آپ are joining us for the 2nd half of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will be دکھانا On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 31 Part 1/2

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Henry: *Going cross-eyed as he pulls a freight train*
Gangster Ponies: *Standing behind two panel vans, pointing Tommy-guns at Henry*
Henry: Duh, that's not supposed to be there.
Gangster Ponies: He's not stopping! Get out of the way! *Running off the train tracks*
Henry: *Pushes the panel vans out of his way*
Pete: Well. I thought they would try to rob one of my trains.
Stylo: Don't give them any ideas sir.
Gangster Ponies: Forget it. We've seen enough trains for one day.
Mr. Nut: How about talking peanuts? Hi. I'm Mr. Nut, from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. Our...

My Little Pornstar Episode 12

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin. قوس قزح Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...

Sexy The Hedgehog

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Here's Sexy

Sean The Hedgehog presents

a fanfic starring Sexy The Hedgehog

It was a sunny دن in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park

Sexy: *sets up blanket*
Sean: *sets up chairs*
Sonic: *carrying basket of food*
Shadow: *doing nothing*
Sean: ارے Shadow? Do آپ mind helping us out here?
Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves.
Sean: *rolls eyes*
Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up.
Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog.
Sean: Me too.
Sexy: Same here.
Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see آپ set up. Chaos control *leaves*
Sonic: Wow. Shadow...

Robotnik's New Army

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Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis

Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.

The following takes place between....

Why the hell am I saying that?

Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news آپ might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good.
Knuckles: What should we do?
Tails: Stop him obviously.
Sonic: Right....

Sonic In St. Louis

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It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs سے طرف کی at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, آپ read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see آپ guys
Espio: Great to see آپ to
Knuckles: Lets go...

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

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Sean The Hedgehog presents

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

In case آپ are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a سٹریٹ, گلی to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ٹٹو get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ٹٹو was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the مالٹا, نارنگی stallion asked. "Our اگلے target...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 85 Part 2/2

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Song (Start at 0:07): link

Sean: Ah, they didn't start yet.
Mike: Come on.
Jerry: There we go.
Shayne: Yeah!!
Jesse: *Arrives with Jeff, and Bryce* Why did آپ tell us on Instagram to come here?
Sean: Because of this.
Jeff: *Hears the music*
Bryce: Now we're talking!
Sean: While we enjoy this music, enjoy The Seven Ups.

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police:...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 84 Part 2/2

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Ethan: Nice piano.
Liam: Wait until آپ hear the lyrics.
Ethan: Oh dear lord. *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Everyone ready for the back to back episodes of The REAL Powerpuff Girls?
Liam: Yeah.
Ethan: I am.
Metal Gloss: Alright. We'll enjoy the rest of this موسیقی while آپ enjoy the two episodes.

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards سے طرف کی an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 84 Part 1/2

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Ethan: *Waiting in a siding*
Liam: *Sitting in a chair*
Metal Gloss: *Walking around the two* What are we doing again?
Liam: Deciding who to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Metal Gloss: None of us have done it before.
Ethan: Yeah. Let's take turns. Metal Gloss can go first, then for the اگلے دکھائیں in May, Liam can do it.
Liam: Sounds like a plan.
Metal Gloss: In that case, here's tonight's lineup.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

8:30 PM

The REAL Powerpuff Girls - Bak2Bak

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring...

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Peaceful music, Relaxing music, Instrumental موسیقی "Cozy Winter Cabin" سے طرف کی Tim Janis

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Old GTA story of mine.. [originally written 2011, I got better sense than]

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Roman's car parks at Maisonette 9.

"Lets go" Roman told Niko.

"Remind me again why I allowed آپ to drag me here?" Niko asked with a complaint.

"Trust me cousin, it'll be fine" Roman said. He got out revealing the fancy suit he had at his wedding, and at the times he appears in TBOGT (The ballad of gay tony).

Niko revealed wearing the black suit and red tie, and black shoes, that can be found at Pursues.

"Stop, members only" Daises told the two of them.

"Come on man, It's me Roman Bellic" Roman said. "Not on the list, mister Bellic. "I come here everyday" Roman said.

Daises repeated himself. Niko...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 77 Part 2/2

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Thousands of people were waiting in a big line, stretching down two blocks.

Person 434: How much longer until we can go in?!
Person 234: I'm freezing!
Liam: The 2nd half of our دکھائیں will now begin. Please make yourselves comfortable.
People: Finally! *Running into the building*
Liam: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will now begin.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run سے طرف کی five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 35: The Importance...

Johnny Lightning Episode 10 Part 3

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While drinking Coca-Cola, Johnny and Karen talked about a possible threat to the American society.

Karen: She just asked if I wanted a job, so I didn't know what it was at the time.
Johnny: And آپ two go, way back.
Karen: We've been دوستوں since pre-school.
Johnny: Prior to the job offer, when was the last time آپ talked to her?
Karen: A week. مزید like, eight days ago.
Johnny: Did آپ notice anything strange with her at that time?
Karen: No. Probably because things were going well for her until now. She needs someone to help deliver the weapons to customers. Once she told me about her operation,...