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Parker drove 11 miles from Frenchtown to Flemington to reach Burger King. When he arrived however, the line of cars in front of him was big.

Parker: Screw this, I'm going to McDonald's. *Turns around, and gets hit سے طرف کی a Nissan*
Yellow Triangle: *Gets out of his car*
Parker: *Walks out of his car* Look what you've done to my Packard!
Yellow Triangle: That wouldn't have happened if آپ didn't make that U-turn!
Parker: Shut up! It's your fault because I کہا so!
Yellow Triangle: آپ wanna repeat that buddy?
Parker: It's your fault.
Yellow Triangle: *Spits in his left hand, then rubs his hands together*
Parker: آپ won't win this fight.
Yellow Triangle: *Punches Parker*
Parker: *Falls down* آپ got some of that spit on my face!
Yellow Triangle: آپ just lay there while I get your insurance info.
Parker: That's just great. *Stands up, and has a headache* My head feels warm. *Puts his hand on his forehead*

A police officer arrived to check on Parker, and the yellow triangle.

Blue Square: What's going on over here?
Parker: I was making a U-turn to leave when this windbag hit me!
Blue Square: You're not even supposed to make a U-turn here, and why aren't آپ two wearing masks?
Parker: I don't need a mask.
Yellow Triangle: Neither do I. *Sneezes*
Blue Square: I'm gonna call a paramedic. They'll check your temperature, and see whether یا not آپ have Covid-19.
Parker: It'll be a waste of time!
Yellow Triangle: We're clean!
Parker: *Looks at the triangle* آپ know, I think we finally agree on something.
Yellow Triangle: I'm sorry for punching you.
Parker: I'm sorry for blocking you.
Blue Square: Stay سے طرف کی your cars, and stay 6 feet apart. You'll be tested in a few minutes, then we'll see if you're really safe.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Johnny was playing pool with Trump in a special room in The Whitehouse.

Johnny: *Hits the 7 ball into a side pocket* Do آپ think آپ know when the attack will take place?
Trump: Not really. My guards will be ready whenever it does occur.
Johnny: At least you're prepared. *Hits the 3 ball into a corner pocket*
Trump: Why couldn't we play chess?
Johnny: Because I don't know the rules to Chess.
Trump: They're not easy to learn, but once آپ get the hang of it, it's fun.
Johnny: I've always preferred checkers. *Hits the 4 ball into a side pocket* 1 more, and I win.
Trump: I hope your aim with guns is...
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Johnny and Donald Trump had رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا with a few security guards, and his family in The White House.

Johnny: *Eating ribs with fries, and a sprite*
Donald: *Eating سٹیک with water*
Donald Jr: *Eating ribs with coke*
Ivanka: *Eating a hamburger with water*
Melania: *Eating سٹیک with fries & coke*
Donald Jr: So, you're from the CIA Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: That's right. Your dad requested that I come here in case someone tried to kill him.
Ivanka: Why do people have to get so angry about the changes you're making?
Donald: People are afraid of change. Everyone thinks the changes I'm making are wrong even...
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