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Mastersword as an interviewer: ارے princess Twilight. Good having آپ here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the سوال is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a سوال being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. آپ answered 'none' of my questions. آپ kinda...

Narrator: We are now at the final part of our tour, back on the Island Of Errol. Little has changed in the past two years, but the Eastern Pacific has a new engine.
Joey: Hello everyone.
Narrator: Joey usually works on freight trains, but will also occasionally help with passengers.
Joey: It's good to be here.
Narrator: Who are آپ working with today?
Joey: Jerry, and Andrew.
Narrator: Have fun, and keep up the good work.
Joey: Thank you. *Blows his horn twice, and takes off*
Narrator: There's lots of good engines around here. I even stuck my neck out for Jeremy. Mr. Bruce wanted to have him scrapped,...

Parker finished building the bottom section of the snowman. He was rolling up a 2nd snowball which would eventually become the head.

Kevin: My fort's done.
Liam: So is mine. We'll take a break, let مزید snow fall down, and get مزید ammunition later.
Kevin: *Chuckles* I wonder how Parker's doing.
Liam: He's right there.

Parker finished with the head, and placed it on سب, سب سے اوپر of the first big snowball.

Kevin: He's missing the middle section.
Liam: It won't be big if he doesn't have all the parts.
Kevin: I wonder if he realizes what he's doing.
Liam: Let's go ask. *Walks towards Parker with Kevin*
Parker: *Puts...

Parker and Kevin were continuing their game of Dig Dug.

Kevin: *Takes down a Fygar, and collects a pineapple* I can't believe these things are worth 8,000 points.
Parker: *Looking at Kevin's score of 41,780* Neither can I. *Looks at his own score. It is 8,700*
Kevin: *Gets hit سے طرف کی a Pooka* Well, looks like that was my last life. Your turn Parker.
Parker: Okay. I can do this.

But as soon as he started, a Fygar got close to him, and burnt him with fire.

Parker: What?!!?
Kevin: Ooh, tough luck.
Parker: *Kicks a سٹول behind him, but it hurts his foot* Ow! *Jumping up and down on one foot* That's gonna...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

It was a wonderful, and sunny دن when a ٹٹو with a sniper رائفل was looking at a mare swimming. The ٹٹو with the رائفل was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the سب, سب سے اوپر of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an گھنٹہ later, a ٹٹو was walking. This ٹٹو was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which...

When Johnny woke up, he found he was in a bed, inside a محفوظ house. He was taken out of Mongolia, and was now in the town of Moren. Located north of Mongolia, in Russia.

Johnny: *Gets out of his bed, and finds his 1911 in it's holster* Why did they leave me with my weapon? *Walks into a room, and sees Bill with two other Koreans* Weren't آپ chasing me and Tolo in that blue Citroen?
Bill: I was, but Tolo is not on your side. He works for Discord.
Johnny: Care to tell me why آپ were in one of his buildings then?
Bill: Undercover. I was attempting to sabotage his plan to attack Poland.
Johnny: That's...

Note: Fairy Tail was created سے طرف کی Hiro Mashima and the عملی حکمت is done سے طرف کی the studios A-1 Pictures, Statelight, Bridge, and CloverWorks. This fanfic is for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Erza Scarlet was the leader of a team of heroes, who often fought the forces of evil, with their special powers and abilities. Erza was a part of the Fairy Tail Guild, a dedicated group of wizards, vigilantes, and other types of heroes. Erza was the strongest and bravest member of the team and was one of the most intimidating members, of the entire guild. Despite that, she was a heroic, caring person, who wanted...

The دن after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.

Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank آپ sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*

Song: link

Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have...