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posted by dragonsmemory
((This one is guaranteed to be funny, if آپ remember SS at all.
So, what happens when history repeats itself?))

Three first years lounged around the lake, celebrating the end of exams. One was a girl with thick dark brown hair. She was leaning against the تنے, ٹرنک of thed old oak tree, her nose buried in a thick book.
The سیکنڈ of the trio was a boy, who had his arm around the girl's shoulders. He was also staring at the book. He was rather small and skinny, with round glasses, untidy black hair, and a spattering of freckles across his face.
The last of the three was مزید on the handsome side, with sleek blond hair. He felt a bit awkward around the couple. After all, he had hexed one just becaause of who he hung out with and the other…well, she was hard to place. Johanna, Albus, and Scorpius had a knack for finding adventures. They, along with James, Ruby, and Sierra, had already been in the Forbidden Forest twice this year, just to prove they could. Well, Jo, as Albus and James called her, wanted to see if something was still there. The others would try to get جوابات out of her, but she answred them like a centaur.
"Ask your father," she had کہا to Albus and James.
"Read the books," she told Ruby and Sierra.
"You wouldn't understand," she کہا to Scorpius. After that, they just stopped asking سوالات and went with her wild theories. Albus and James had written ہوم about her once. Their father's answer was very surprising.

Boys,
I once knew a girl just as odd as Johanna. Her name was Luna Lovegood. She and her father believed the most ridiculous stories. But it was also one of those stories that helped me realize the true identity of my Cloak.
She seems like a nice girl, (your mum told me to write that) so I don't see any problem at all. If it makes آپ feel any better, I'll check up on her. We're between cases right now.
Have a good rest of term and don't eat any of Hhaagrid's treacle fudge, it'll glue your mouth shut (long story, short parchment).
Love,
Dad

Today, the trio, یا rather, Jo, had the idea to gopoking around the third floor corridor on the right-hand side. Unfortunately, they didn't get any further thanthe entrance hall before they ran into Snape. Literally ran into him. Scorpius actually collided with him.
"What are آپ three doing inside on a دن like today? People might think you're…up…to something," he said, glaring down at them.
"Wow, deja vu," Jo said, taking off her glasses to clean them.
"What's deja vu?" Al asked as soon as they were outf of earshot.
"It's when آپ feel like you've done something already, of heard something before, in certain circumstances. Right now, I felt it because I read about Snapesaying that exact same thing, standing in that same spot."
"Weird."
"You have no idea."
posted by ProfSnape
    It was a very warm night, and James Potter had decided to enjoy himself, and walked along the Hogwarts fields with his invisibility cloak. The moon was full and bright, illuminating everything to a perfect wonder.
    The mood was ruined when he saw the moon blocked سے طرف کی a human figure, who was hanging to a جھاڑو with his robes, bare back and underwear exposed in the process. It was skinny, the hair short and stringy, and the nose unmistakable. Occasionally Snape would reach backward to try to find the pocket, but always failed. But James could see the...
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Author's note: Make sure you've read Ruby's مضمون 'Madman' in order to understand this short story which takes place in the the early 1990s.

Notice: None of the following is true,the characters
Bobby,Wayne,Maggie and Angie
Are all fictional.
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The cold air whipped their faces as the four drunkly wobbled to the outskirts of their town and on their way they sung songs with messed up and wrong lyrics cursing and swearing at anything in their way.

They were walking past the woods when one of them who's name was Bobby halted to a...
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posted by ProfSnape
    Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

    Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was کہا slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...
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posted by Snape96
There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are آپ okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once آپ let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, آپ always shine in your hair. What shampoo do آپ use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, آپ flew so well before, آپ really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new گلابی robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!
posted by Bluekait
Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do آپ want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if آپ go...
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I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make kittens good fighting because they eat پیزا that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.
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