“That’s it. I’m leaving FanPop. I can’t stand everyone being so rude!”
“Calm down, Severus.”
“Find your peace, brother.”
“Whatever.”
“Honestly. I’m really leaving.”
“Maybe… maybe آپ just need a break from them.”
“You need time to relax.”
“Blah blah blah…”
“Alright. I suppose… I suppose I’ll miss them if I’m gone, but I do need to take a break.”
“…listen… maybe we can take it over.”
“Excuse me?”
“…well, you’re really great, Severus, better than I’ll ever be, and I’d be honored to use your account for just a bit.”
“I could teach them peace.”
“I could give them style tips.”
“…well. Do آپ really want to?”
“I’d be most honored.”
“I hate muggles.”
“I’d bring world peace.”
“I’d teach them how to dance.”
“Alright. Each of آپ gets one دن on FanPop, only one day.”
“But that’s too short!”
“…hm. I suppose you’re right. Alright then, on the last دن the users can vote for which one they want to have an extra twenty four hours. After that, you’re all leaving. Is that clear?”
“Yes sir.”
“As آپ wish, brother.”
“I hate being limited.”
“This’ll be fabulous!”
Severus’s alter egos are taking over FanPop! Before they come, here’s a bit of info on them.
Thomas Snaps. Hufflepuff. Thinks Severus is the awesomest person in the world, usually follows him around and does whatever he says. Has a crush on Lily Evans, reads کتابیں to be as smart as Severus, and wears an مالٹا, نارنگی scarf everywhere he goes. Light brown eyes.
Gautier Snake. Gryffindor. Was a Maurderer. Hates Lily. Voldemort’s greatest follower, currently married to Bellatrix. Red black eyes.
Erik Snoop. Ravenclaw. Loves peace and joy. Wears sky blue robes. Teaches yoga to wizards. Good دوستوں with Dumbledore, and normally hates war, but joined in the Order to fight against the cruelty of Voldemort. Writes terrible poems in his free time. Green eyes.
Henry Saps. Slytherin. Mischievous, bubbly, and thinks he’s sexy. Lazy when it comes to work. Makes money سے طرف کی playing گٹار on the streets of Hogsmead, has a passion for music. Is “neutral” to the war between death eaters and the order. Usually wears white robes. Shiny black hair and blue eyes.
And two more…
Suvera Snape. Basically the exact same as Severus, but a woman. Teaches Swinemoles School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in America. Loves Linus Evans, hates Harriet Potter. Knows nothing about Severus at Hogwarts.
Severus the kitten. Severus has transformed into a cat for one whole day. Somehow can still use the keyboard to type. Feel free to pet his head and call him cute.
“Calm down, Severus.”
“Find your peace, brother.”
“Whatever.”
“Honestly. I’m really leaving.”
“Maybe… maybe آپ just need a break from them.”
“You need time to relax.”
“Blah blah blah…”
“Alright. I suppose… I suppose I’ll miss them if I’m gone, but I do need to take a break.”
“…listen… maybe we can take it over.”
“Excuse me?”
“…well, you’re really great, Severus, better than I’ll ever be, and I’d be honored to use your account for just a bit.”
“I could teach them peace.”
“I could give them style tips.”
“…well. Do آپ really want to?”
“I’d be most honored.”
“I hate muggles.”
“I’d bring world peace.”
“I’d teach them how to dance.”
“Alright. Each of آپ gets one دن on FanPop, only one day.”
“But that’s too short!”
“…hm. I suppose you’re right. Alright then, on the last دن the users can vote for which one they want to have an extra twenty four hours. After that, you’re all leaving. Is that clear?”
“Yes sir.”
“As آپ wish, brother.”
“I hate being limited.”
“This’ll be fabulous!”
Severus’s alter egos are taking over FanPop! Before they come, here’s a bit of info on them.
Thomas Snaps. Hufflepuff. Thinks Severus is the awesomest person in the world, usually follows him around and does whatever he says. Has a crush on Lily Evans, reads کتابیں to be as smart as Severus, and wears an مالٹا, نارنگی scarf everywhere he goes. Light brown eyes.
Gautier Snake. Gryffindor. Was a Maurderer. Hates Lily. Voldemort’s greatest follower, currently married to Bellatrix. Red black eyes.
Erik Snoop. Ravenclaw. Loves peace and joy. Wears sky blue robes. Teaches yoga to wizards. Good دوستوں with Dumbledore, and normally hates war, but joined in the Order to fight against the cruelty of Voldemort. Writes terrible poems in his free time. Green eyes.
Henry Saps. Slytherin. Mischievous, bubbly, and thinks he’s sexy. Lazy when it comes to work. Makes money سے طرف کی playing گٹار on the streets of Hogsmead, has a passion for music. Is “neutral” to the war between death eaters and the order. Usually wears white robes. Shiny black hair and blue eyes.
And two more…
Suvera Snape. Basically the exact same as Severus, but a woman. Teaches Swinemoles School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in America. Loves Linus Evans, hates Harriet Potter. Knows nothing about Severus at Hogwarts.
Severus the kitten. Severus has transformed into a cat for one whole day. Somehow can still use the keyboard to type. Feel free to pet his head and call him cute.
Many, many years ago, there was a old farmer who lived on a farm with his wife and two kids. The old farmer would beat his wife and did even worse to his kids whenever he felt like it. He would drink at the same bar every nighand pick fights with other customers.
One night, the old farmer finally snapped. He went to the stable to grab an axe. He went back to the house and quietly walk into his own bedroom; He beheaded his wife. The thirst of blood and murder grew. He went to his son's room and chopped him into tiny pieces, which was scattered everywhere. Finally, he went into his daughter's room and gutted her.
As soon as he knew what he has done, the old farmer went to the stable and hung himself to death.
آپ shouldn't go near any woods یا a large wooded area and say "Madman Mars" loud enough to have him hear. They say that he is still wondering, looking people to kill. آپ might be one of them.
One night, the old farmer finally snapped. He went to the stable to grab an axe. He went back to the house and quietly walk into his own bedroom; He beheaded his wife. The thirst of blood and murder grew. He went to his son's room and chopped him into tiny pieces, which was scattered everywhere. Finally, he went into his daughter's room and gutted her.
As soon as he knew what he has done, the old farmer went to the stable and hung himself to death.
آپ shouldn't go near any woods یا a large wooded area and say "Madman Mars" loud enough to have him hear. They say that he is still wondering, looking people to kill. آپ might be one of them.
