Luxury Car

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up مزید stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw آپ enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are آپ doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws پرستار into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

In case آپ are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a سٹریٹ, گلی to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ٹٹو get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ٹٹو was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the مالٹا, نارنگی stallion asked. "Our اگلے target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...