As the four boys woke up they noticed something strange.Stan noticed Shelly wasnt there to call him a turd,Ike wasnt trying to wake up Kyle again,Cartmans mom wasnt there to make breakfast,and like Kenny gave a crap about anything his life was all ready screwed up!"MOM!""WHERE ARE MY WAFFELS AND CHEESY POOFS?!"Cartman found a note on the fridge."We have your mom held somewhere along with your cat""Oh Noooo!" Cartman read more."p.s. we took all your cheesy poofs!" " THOSE SON OF A BITCHES!!!" "THEY CANT BARGE IN HERE AND TAKE ALL OF MY CHEESY POOFS LIKE THAT!!!"I know!" "I bet it was Kyle who took all my cheesy poofs! Oh yeah and my mom and kitty!" As Cartman opened the door Stan,Kyle and Kenny were standing at the door. "Dude, have آپ seen our parents,Ike,and Shelly?"No Stan,Infact my mom and kitty were tooken away,and I believe it was Kyle who was put up to this!" "Shut your mouth fat ass!" "HEY! DONT CALL ME A FAT پچھواڑے, گدا آپ FREAKING JEW!!!"(Kenny mumbles)"Like I give a damn about where my parents went!" So as the boys went on to تلاش for there missing people all there classmates stood before them."Hey fellas where are our parents?""We dont know Butters." "Now leave us alone we are trying to look for our parents!" "But Stan,we all want our parents back too!!" "GOD DAMMIT BUTTERS WE DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR PARENTS" "Well Kyle dont آپ think your being a bit to harsh on them?" "SHUT IT CARTMAN!" "Ok guys lets just let them come too maybe they will be a help." "Who gives a crap!" (Kenny mumbled) Kenny walks into the street. "WATCH OUT KENNY!!!!!" BEEP BEEP!! (Kenny got ran over سے طرف کی a semi. "OMG THEY KILLED KENNY!" "YOU BASTARDS!" Everyone kept looking for there parents. "Dude,I just think there arent any adults in South Park." "Oh Stan,theres always some wrong isnt there?" "What are آپ talking about Cartman?" "Oh nothing.Except when there is always a problem it seems your the one to cause them." "SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH CARTMAN!!" "SHUT UP KYLE! I WASNT TALKING TO YOU! GOD IT SEEMS LIKE آپ ARE ALWAYS TALKING FOR STAN! "Really Cartmans right Kyle, maybe آپ do talk for me a bit to much." "WHAT?!" "Well I just want to look up for my best friend!" "Yeah sure what ever your jew blood wants آپ to say." "Look fellas, I really do enjoy watching آپ guys fighting all the time but could we please go back to finding our parents?" "Screw that for right now Butters." "Yeah Butters, if آپ want to find your parents then go somewhere else besides here!" "Come on Butters lets j-j-j-just go!" "Well,ok Jimmy." " Oh hamburgers! I know this will get real bad real fast!"
The اگلے morning
"Ok Stan I have asked آپ here for one and one reason only!" "What is it Kyle?""I called آپ here to talk about why we are all still hanging out with Cartman." "Dude,you called me here to talk about that?!" " Dude,its 3 in the morning!" " I know,I know! Its just I wanted to talk about this while Cartman is sleeping." "Ok,ok. Just tell me what ever آپ were going to say so I can go home!" I believe that we all should get rid of Cartman once and for all!" " We can call those people who get paid to kill people when they wanna die!" "Wait,wait how are we gonna get them to kill him if hes not wanting to die?" "Dude we call them to do it while hes sleeping and tell them that he told us he wanted to die!" "Ok wait right there! Those guys who kill people were adults from South Park." "Well yeah I was aware of that so I got this guy from Denver to do it for free!" "Ok Dude Cartmans پچھواڑے, گدا is going down!" "Totally!" As Stan and Kyle were talking they were unaware of Cartman being اگلے to the window! "So, they want me dead huh? Well what they dont know is Im the one who took there parents and brothers and sisters! And Im also the one who ate all of there cheesy poofs!" "Yes hello is this the Denver people who kill others when they want to die?" "No? Then who am I talking to?" "Who cares.Anyways we have a friend who کہا they wanted to die.Yes.Yes Im sure this isnt a trick into killing a random person for no reason یا for revenge.Uh huh.Where?South Park.Yes we'll be there.When?How about 8? Ok 9's good.Alright thanks!" "Well wat did they say?" "I have no fucking idea the guy spoke chinese!""I just کہا random things!" We meet at the mall at 9 tonight!" (Stan goes in a random sexual gay trance) "I thought we already had plans for tonight hahahahaha!" "Ewwww gross Stan snap out of it!" (Kyle slaps Stan) "Oh dude thanks what just happened?" " آپ went in a trance of some sort that made آپ gay and thought we already had plans for tonight " "Ewwww thats gross dude!" "And that chinese guy کہا something like mall 9 tonight." While Stan and Kyle finished there plan Carman had just began his. "This is it Clyde frog!First we go up to Stan and Kyle and tell them that they found there parents in a shed and then I will tie rope to the bottom of the doorway which will trip them and they will land straight into the net I set up just earlier today!And I will keep them there until they starve to death. After that I will take an embarrising تصویر of them naked and دکھائیں it to the entire school!" "Im telling آپ Clyde frog its genious!"
later that night
"Ok Stan this is where he کہا he would be." "Dude what time is it?" "Its almost time for him to be here." "Oh my god آپ guys come quick!" "What is it now Cartman?" "They found your parents!In that shed over there!" "No way dude I know excactly what would happen!" "You will just trick us to walk through the doorway causing us to trip and fall into a net,then wait til we starve to death then take pictures of us naked and دکھائیں it to the entire school!" "Im not that retarded Cartman!" "Will not I would never do that!" "YES آپ WOULD CARTMAN NOW LEAVE US ALONE!" "What Stan is your gay trance going to happen again and آپ guys are going to make out?" "EWWW GROSS CARTMAN GO AWAY آپ SICK BASTARD!" "Ok then!" "SCREW آپ GUYS IM GOING HOME!" "Ok so know maybe he'll go to بستر so chinese guy can get him!" "I dont know about آپ Kyle,but damn am I tired!"
at Cartmans house
"Ok chinese guy this is the guy آپ are supposed to kill." "50 dollar." " Dude what did he say?" "50 DOLLAR!!!" "OK FINE HERE 50 DOLLAR!!" "Ok so now I kill him right?" "Yes just do it already!" "OK!" "WAIT!!!" "Dude this doesnt feel right to me." "Yeah were better than this!" "SCREW THIS IM GOING HOME!" "Oh and chinese guy do us a favor and go kill this guy." It was a picture a that annoying fuck Pip! And know Kyle,Stan,and Cartman learned to still not like each other!
The Big Fat End
R.I.P Kenny M.
The اگلے morning
"Ok Stan I have asked آپ here for one and one reason only!" "What is it Kyle?""I called آپ here to talk about why we are all still hanging out with Cartman." "Dude,you called me here to talk about that?!" " Dude,its 3 in the morning!" " I know,I know! Its just I wanted to talk about this while Cartman is sleeping." "Ok,ok. Just tell me what ever آپ were going to say so I can go home!" I believe that we all should get rid of Cartman once and for all!" " We can call those people who get paid to kill people when they wanna die!" "Wait,wait how are we gonna get them to kill him if hes not wanting to die?" "Dude we call them to do it while hes sleeping and tell them that he told us he wanted to die!" "Ok wait right there! Those guys who kill people were adults from South Park." "Well yeah I was aware of that so I got this guy from Denver to do it for free!" "Ok Dude Cartmans پچھواڑے, گدا is going down!" "Totally!" As Stan and Kyle were talking they were unaware of Cartman being اگلے to the window! "So, they want me dead huh? Well what they dont know is Im the one who took there parents and brothers and sisters! And Im also the one who ate all of there cheesy poofs!" "Yes hello is this the Denver people who kill others when they want to die?" "No? Then who am I talking to?" "Who cares.Anyways we have a friend who کہا they wanted to die.Yes.Yes Im sure this isnt a trick into killing a random person for no reason یا for revenge.Uh huh.Where?South Park.Yes we'll be there.When?How about 8? Ok 9's good.Alright thanks!" "Well wat did they say?" "I have no fucking idea the guy spoke chinese!""I just کہا random things!" We meet at the mall at 9 tonight!" (Stan goes in a random sexual gay trance) "I thought we already had plans for tonight hahahahaha!" "Ewwww gross Stan snap out of it!" (Kyle slaps Stan) "Oh dude thanks what just happened?" " آپ went in a trance of some sort that made آپ gay and thought we already had plans for tonight " "Ewwww thats gross dude!" "And that chinese guy کہا something like mall 9 tonight." While Stan and Kyle finished there plan Carman had just began his. "This is it Clyde frog!First we go up to Stan and Kyle and tell them that they found there parents in a shed and then I will tie rope to the bottom of the doorway which will trip them and they will land straight into the net I set up just earlier today!And I will keep them there until they starve to death. After that I will take an embarrising تصویر of them naked and دکھائیں it to the entire school!" "Im telling آپ Clyde frog its genious!"
later that night
"Ok Stan this is where he کہا he would be." "Dude what time is it?" "Its almost time for him to be here." "Oh my god آپ guys come quick!" "What is it now Cartman?" "They found your parents!In that shed over there!" "No way dude I know excactly what would happen!" "You will just trick us to walk through the doorway causing us to trip and fall into a net,then wait til we starve to death then take pictures of us naked and دکھائیں it to the entire school!" "Im not that retarded Cartman!" "Will not I would never do that!" "YES آپ WOULD CARTMAN NOW LEAVE US ALONE!" "What Stan is your gay trance going to happen again and آپ guys are going to make out?" "EWWW GROSS CARTMAN GO AWAY آپ SICK BASTARD!" "Ok then!" "SCREW آپ GUYS IM GOING HOME!" "Ok so know maybe he'll go to بستر so chinese guy can get him!" "I dont know about آپ Kyle,but damn am I tired!"
at Cartmans house
"Ok chinese guy this is the guy آپ are supposed to kill." "50 dollar." " Dude what did he say?" "50 DOLLAR!!!" "OK FINE HERE 50 DOLLAR!!" "Ok so now I kill him right?" "Yes just do it already!" "OK!" "WAIT!!!" "Dude this doesnt feel right to me." "Yeah were better than this!" "SCREW THIS IM GOING HOME!" "Oh and chinese guy do us a favor and go kill this guy." It was a picture a that annoying fuck Pip! And know Kyle,Stan,and Cartman learned to still not like each other!
The Big Fat End
R.I.P Kenny M.