Chris: (NO I TYPED THIS UP ONCE IT WAS PERFECT BUT I WILL NOT WRITE IT AGAIN AND IT WAS REALLY FUNNY TOO!!!)

Skipper: yea sure boys go to the song the writting is angry

(song 7) Let it Rock
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Chris: aww not again.. *pouts* anyways here is the challenge. its is called the really long race, each captain will race towards the finnish سے طرف کی running, skateboarding, biking, and finally driving.

Skipper and Lola: AWESOME!

Chris: when driving آپ will both have to pick up your teammates on the way to the finnish. eveyone one will have to find a way to make the drivers not really have to stop so many times....

this is the story of how i came to be a پرستار of PoM

ok so i liked the first movie, but i wasnt a die hard پرستار like i was. i saw the comercials for Madagascar 2 and i saw so many of them that i got annoyed -.- then one دن my mom کہا we were going to see a movie, just my luck, Madagascar 2. so we went. so i didnt think much of it when i was watching it, but when i got ہوم i was hit, HARD. =

at رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا that night, i couldnt stop laughing at the penguins. i was so annoying i think my family was happy when i went to the basment to go on the computer. when i did, i looked up Madagascar 2 things...

GwenHeather: My ladies,
Please head straight,
That's it,
You're doing great!
Search through that wood,
Tout de suite,
Find me some giant feet!
SPKR: Come on guys,
Move it fast!
Quick, quick,
I won't be last!
Grab logs to match his frame,
All overbuilt and lame!
SPKR and GwenHeate: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And آپ can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But آپ just fake it! (Oh!)
PenguinTDWT: Is this thigh fat enough?
SPKR: Uh-huh.
GwenHeather: Hey!
Metallica1147: Gosh, is this neck thick enough?
Bam!
Now it's evil versus wicked Gwen's cool but SP is sick and
All this aggro for the cheddar,
She'll put Al...

yea sorry آپ cant read it right XD eh...


Ive been doing alright, ive been well behaved bad thing out of my life. i thought i was save. i was gone so long, hard at work and more. went to go and watch tv didnt know what was in store. i turned on the tv, and suddenly they were in frount of me. change the channel but it was my پسندیدہ show. it made my brain explode! Skilene free is the way it should be, get them off of my tv before i upchuck my ice cream. someone resuce me, oh someone hear my plee the world should be Skilene free. listien marlene now, آپ think u are so cool, but when i look at...

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Enter one Enter all! the Circus the bizzare, where the lights flash and the lions roar. and theres all ways a freak دکھائیں آپ know im the first on the seen, thats why they call me the "Queen". well i call me the queen but im here tonight to give آپ a treat. a woman yes, that ive milined in the past, i was a bit of a beast i admit it. IM BAD! thats why im feeling so FIERCE! to give آپ the return of the fine lady Spears! she's the queen of the circus, the mistress of cerimonies, the ring-leader in charge. what a show, the boys are all buff and beautiful. and the bras are all buxum and bold....

Chris: OK!! SO!!! WE!!!

SPKR: *grabs whip*

Chris: wearefinallygoingtofinishthisrediculoulylongstoryandgetsomewhereelse!

SPKR: :D

Chris: *lip quivers* why...

Lola: Ok guys, now, any ideas?

Noah: well what is Chris looking for?

Lola: *shrugs*

Trent: uh Heather, آپ can get out of your .. outfit.

Heather: oh but i like it *smirks*

Trent: alright whatever *walks off*

Heather: -_-

Zeke: what do آپ want to be eh?

Lola: not sure. i need somthing that will be amazing!

Duncan: i would say peacock, but thats just wierd

Heather: *growls*

Courtney: alright, how about, the president!

Geoff: isnt that a dude?

Courtney: a...

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(Born This Way- Instrumental)
ok this is a very hard song to sing, the lyrics are difficult also so just try your best, یا just listen and think of the lyrics :) <3

VERSE 1: My father told me when I was young, "You will be a scientist".
He taught me everything I need to know,
all the secrets all the ropes.
He told me "Son now listen close, there are wierd people in this world.
So don't believe in any ghosts, bigfoot, یا something worse!" *ALIENS!
CHORUS: Some say that I'm crazy
& that I act really strange,
the nonsense that I say is extremely insane.
But آپ know what I'll do, I'll get the...

JUDAS INSTRUMENTAL: link

SPKR: Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh I’m in love with ZADR, ZADR.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh I’m in love with ZADR, ZADR.
ZADR, ZADR-R-R. ZADR, ZADR-R-R. ZADR, ZADR-R-R. ZADR Want more
ZADR, ZADR-R-R. ZADR, ZADR-R-R. ZADR, ZADR-R-R. ZADR Want more

DIB: When he calls for me I am ready,
He always tries to کتیا, کتيا and get his way,
He yells and nags at me every day,
And he thinks that he could be seme.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh
I bring him down, bring him down, down
Whoa-whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh
Leader with no crowd, Leader with no crowd

CHORUS: I’m everybody’s fool,...

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama. Well it looks like a brand new season! Not sure of the name yet, but its gonna be dramatic! we have all the original contestants from season 1, the two new contestants from season 3, and eight new contests comming for a chance for the milloin! not sure what happend to the 12 that were support to come...

*flash back*
12 contestans: HELP US!!
SPKR: heh heh... nothing to see here... GO AWAY!

*reality*

Chris: well here come the 14 contestanst! ارے there!

*all 14 glare at Chris*

Chris: yeah nice to see آپ too.. ارے i think i see the new 8!

*on the ride to the place*...

BORN THIS WAY INSTUMENTAL: link

VERSE 1: My father told me when I was young, "You will be a scientist".
He taught me everything I need to know,
all the secrets all the ropes.
He told me "Son now listen close, there are weird people in this world.
So don't believe in any ghosts, bigfoot, یا something worse!" *ALIENS!
CHORUS: Some say that I'm crazy
& that I act really strange,
the nonsense that I say is extremely insane.
But آپ know what I'll do, I'll get the proof to you,
that Zims an alien while I'm shouting out "WooHoo"
It'll be going all my way,
with Zim gone earth's here to stay,
it will be the...

A/N: This is my first so dont make fun of me :P i know its very confusing but آپ will get use to it, maybe. I hope آپ understand!! XD also, the paragraphs with spaces are in different places, I think آپ will understand, آپ guys are smart!

Lela was just hanging out in Zim’s base with GIR who was playing with his toy truck that the human girl got him. She smiled seeing how happy the little robot was. She picked him up while he snuggled against her and the toy truck. Zim walked in,
“Hyooman, did آپ get GIR yet another toy?” He asked, hoping that she didn’t. The girl smiled, “Yes I...

It is lonely in this house
Or base if آپ want to call it like my Master did
I remember when we first came to earth
We set it up and he started his mission
He told me about it and I think I may understand what he talked about now
Something about proving himself to his leaders
I have to say I was not really paying attention
He always yelled at me telling me what to do
Though I was supposed to listen to him, it was my job
It’s not that I didn’t respect him
I just wanted to have my fun
He never really seemed to want to have fun
So every now and then, I would try to do something nice for him
Maybe get a...

i walked in the school, all the boys were watching. i saw him, he came to me. "hello" he said. "hi" i replyed in fear. i looked around wondering where to go. "here, let me take you" he tried to take me. "ill take her" کہا a boy nearby, "im going to the same place." "no, dude ill take her" "but im going to the same place, why should you," "she is my girl."...(really? well i never knew آپ call a girl your about to break up with YOUR girl) "oh" they both lead me to the room. a گھنٹہ and a half later, he scares me. he says "come with me" and leads me to the hall. he stops, takes a drink, and...

SPKR: welcome back to my dumb story that only makes sense to few!

Chris: this is very true...

SPKR: anyways, last time on this whatever, we saw that Skipper's team really needs to try hard. and that Lola's team is doing good...how can آپ live with this? -_-

Chris: practice

Skipper: alright..we have alot of girls, so we have to work hard, Kowalski, آپ measure all the girls, Private: آپ will design the outfits, DJ آپ will sew the outfits. Rico, Materials. Ill try to help out with all i can good plan guys?

Kowalski, Private: Yes sir

DJ: uh..

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DJ: whats this? military camp?
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SPKR: Chris will just tell the rules thats it

Chris: *cries in corner* ITS TRUE!!!

Duncan: aww....do آپ want a bottle now?

All: *laugh*

Chris: -_- fine look the rules of this one is to HAVE A FASHION SHOW!

Lindsay: EEEEEEE!!!! FASHION!!

Katie & Sadie: OMG FASHION!!!

Penelope: I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! YAY!!!

Chris: thats right! each team is going to have 3 rounds, one for guys, one for girls, and one for the captains.

Lola: ewww....but fashion should only be for the ones that love it and the ones that hate it should like...not bother *innocent smile*

Chris: yeah, like im going to let four girls participate...

Chris: Hey!

SPKR: Movin-

Chris: GET BACK!! *shoves me* OK! so last-

SPKR: im writing this, dont, say, any, more.

Chris: *whines* CHEF!!! why is she the director?

Chef: *walks away*

Chris: *glares* fine... anyways, lets go to the challenge now. it wont be hard at all.

Heather: yea and آپ think that we are going to trust آپ on that?

Chris: hey! i didnt make this challenge up, She did *points*

SPKR: yea i did cuz i CARE!

Chris: -_- anyways this challenge is a good old fashion game of....BasketBall!

Bridgette: ok now i believe you, آپ would never make somthing so easy for everyone.

Chris: no i wouldnt......

Chris: welcome back. well i feel like there is a hint of drama now hmmmmmm??? i think this is going to be fun. 1st actual challenge of the season.

*team fire*

Lindsay: i just cant get over this place!!

Courtney: well it is great, Makes آپ really want to stay in the game مزید then ever.

Heather: yeah Courtney your right, i would love to win again.

Courtney: *rolls eyes* whatever i doubt that that will happen twice. what do آپ think Lola?

Lola: *wakes up* WHA!!!! OOF!!! *falls out of bed*

Girls: *laugh*

Lola: *glares* thanks for the help..

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Lola: if those were the guys they would...

Chris: welcome...i dont feel like saying the intro so مزید time for the show! lets see how the contestanst like there new homes...

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Bridgette: Wow so far i dont want to go. this is amazing!

Katie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! OMG its paradice!

Eva: for once...im impressed

Beth: wow this is the best!

Lindsay: YAY!!! no مزید gross things that we had before.

Courtney: What a place! so many rooms with so many things...

Trent: this is sweet. nice parents

Duncan: this is so great, a house with 3 girls....and a Courtney

Cody: WOOOHOOO!!!

Owen: SO....MUCH.....FOOD!!!!

Heather: did Lola ask for...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I heard a young girl scream. then i heard her footsteps, running to me. She was cry, trying to tell me what happend. Eyes filled with tears she brought me to a dark room. when i saw what was in the room i knew what she was crying about.

OMG i though, how could this have happend? The young girl explained eveything to me. i didnt know what to think when i heard it all. Why would she do that to this person? did she know what happend after that آتش فشاں erupted? no one did. she almost died herslef. i wondered if she really did care about this guy. she hurt...