Darth Vader

The only people who hate سٹار, ستارہ Wars are the ones who haven't seen it, is what the Internet told me. It also told me that the world is divided into two populations, one comprises of people who've seen سٹار, ستارہ Wars while the other is made up of people who haven't. As infuriating as it may sound, I'm actually one of the small percentage of mere mortals who have not seen سٹار, ستارہ Wars. In fact, I never really wanted to.

Now there's quite a few reasons for that I believe, and the most important one is that I am not from the time that سٹار, ستارہ Wars was released. Being a 90's kid, I had enough films and cartoons...