Magic Bullet

Stiles " hes Starting to smell "

Scott " what does he smell like "

Stiles " like Death "

STILES: MAYBE U CAUGHT A RABBIT OR SOMETHING..
SCOTT: AND DID WHAT?
STYLES: ATE IT..
SCOTT: RAW ??
STYLES: "NO YOU STOPPED TO BAKE IT IN A LITTLE WEREWOLF OVEN"

this quote hahaha ♥

Sheriff: So, you lied to me.
Stiles: That depends on how you define lying.
Sheriff: Well, I define as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Stiles: Reclining your body in a… horizontal position?

Haha, this one made me laugh so much!

This One:

just gonna point out right now, they are all stiles haha

Stiles: How come I’m the guy always keeping watch?
Scott: Because there’s only two of us!
Stiles: Ok, why is it starting to feel like you’re Batman & I’m Robin? I dont want to be Robin all the time!
Scott: Nobody is Batman or Robin any of the time!
Stiles: Not even some of the time?
Scott: Just stay here.
Stiles: Oh MY God!

the 4th one had a lot of good ones like Derek: you either start the car or ill rip your throat out....with my teeth.

Stiles: well personally I'm a fan of just ignoring a problem until eventually it just goes away.

Scott: Your seariously asking me if I'm okay with taking off your clothes?

Allison: stupid question

Kate: Emailing the old boyfriend.

Allison: I'm not going to be one of those teenagers who look at their fathehrs and say I hate you and I wish you were dead. But I hate him and I wish he was dead.

Derek: You faint at the sight of blood?

Stiles: No but I might at the sight of a chopped off arm!

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Derek: It was a different kind of bullet.

Stiles: A silver bullet?

Derek: No you idiot.

stiles: you swing for a different team but you still play ball don't danny boy.

danny: your a horrible person

stiles: i know it keeps me up at night

Love this one <3

Coach Finstock: Part of me wants to ask. The other part says that knowing will be more disturbing than anything I could ever imagine. So…I’m going to walk away.

Stiles: Good…Wise choice, Coach

It's not a quote,

It's stile's happy dance...
oh and,


Stiles:"why am i starting to get the feeling your Batman and i'm Robin, i don't wanna be Robin all the time."
Scott:"no one is Batman or Robin any of the time."
Stiles:"not even some of the time?"
Scott:"just stay here"
Stiles:" Oh My God!!!"
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Stiles: What happened?
Lydia: Prada bit me.
Stiles: Your dog?
Lydia: No my designer handbag...