5. No تبصرہ
4. I stink at writing Soapbox مضامین and adding cool لنکس for the link spot
3. I won't PICK my nose like link یا take nudes تصاویر like link یا make a sex VIDEO like link
2. I add absolutely nothing to the link spot
and the number one reason why I did not win a Fanpoppy award is..
1. Everybody Hates Me