A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope آپ do to!
'The پاستا Diet'
The پاستا Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN پاستا DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. آپ walk پاستا da bakery.
2... آپ walka پاستا da candy store.
3.. آپ walka پاستا da Ice Cream shop.
4. آپ walka پاستا da میز, جدول and fridge.
آپ will lose weight!
AND....
For those of آپ who watch what آپ eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer دل attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer دل attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer دل attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer دل attacks than the English.
5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer دل attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what آپ like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
'The پاستا Diet'
The پاستا Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN پاستا DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. آپ walk پاستا da bakery.
2... آپ walka پاستا da candy store.
3.. آپ walka پاستا da Ice Cream shop.
4. آپ walka پاستا da میز, جدول and fridge.
آپ will lose weight!
AND....
For those of آپ who watch what آپ eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer دل attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer دل attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer دل attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer دل attacks than the English.
5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer دل attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what آپ like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.