Try saying my عنوان five times fast. I DARE YOU.
I did, and failed.
The Shakespearean Perspective of Percabeth
The Shakespearean Persphefctive of Pershabetsh.
See? Epic fail.
Moving on...
Like my exceptionally intriguing title? What stinks is that I failed spelling almost every single word in that sentence except “Percabeth” but that is why we have spellcheck- for those poor demigods out there that are hopeless on spelling.
I had an exceptionally strange thought today while reading Shakespeare’s ‘Romeo and Juliet’- how different is that from the idea of Percabeth? And for Percabeth fans, that resemblance just plain sucks!
Why? Oh, no major spoiler, but Romeo and Juliet both die. Haha, sucks to be them.
All jokes aside, this is serious chiz. And chiz is a word since...now. ANYWAYS, I was thinking about this- The Capulets are just a group of people hating the Montagues and the feeling between them is mutual- which is just plain black hate. So how is that any different than Athena and Poseidon? They practically HATE each other (well, they just DO) and I have never thought of them really getting along.
But, we are dealing with Rick Riordan and Percabeth. I see in the کتابیں there is a LOT of foreshadowing there. So I’ve wondered- maybe Percabeth itself IS a foreshadow both Percy/ and/ یا Annabeth end up dying at the end of the series.
Poseidon and Athena don’t get along very well, and Athena herself made it very clear she does not like Percy with her daughter (In the Titan’s Curse) and would be very unhappy to find them still together even after the war.
To Athena- Stop trolling Percabeth...Thank You- Percabeth Fans
So will in the new series Percy and Annabeth become no more? یا will Rick just be a troller and keep us hanging until the last book...aghhh.
So this sounds very Anti-Percabeth to me- I mean, THIS MEANS THEY DIE. So I’ll assume the Percabeth شائقین are going: noo universal how could آپ dare دکھائیں us this resemblance!
Anti-Percabeth fans- YES! NOW PERLIA CAN START AND MAKE BABIES! (Why thanks for that Joy...)
Me: o_o Um...OH ارے THIS GOT TOTALLY OFF TOPIC SO LET’S GET BACK TO MY ARTICLE! Yes!
So also the Mark of Athena/ the prophecy is a foreshadow too- but for what, I ask? Wisdom’s daughter is walking...somewhere. To the Doors of Death perhaps? Haha, I need to learn better puns from Shakespeare...ehehe.
So I’m gonna put this in perspective- a Shakespearean perspective (hehe) to be exact. So let’s say Shakespeare suddenly travels a few hundred years آگے in time and decides to read this amazing series...well as one of the greatest literary geniuses of all time, what do آپ think he would say?
Well, in my crazy whacked up mind of everything random, awesome, cliffhanger-ish یا bubbly I think it would go like:
‘Will someone doth telleth me what an ‘IPod’ iseth?’
Wait...what?
No, lemme ask him again. “YO WILLIAM! YEAH آپ IN THE FANCY SHORTS- WHAT DO آپ THINK OF PERCABETH?”
“...”
Hm, maybe he will answer after I دکھائیں him the magic of the toilet- OH LOOK IT FLUSHES! Haha. He’s got a lot to catch up with...
So, seriously, guys. Leave a تبصرہ and tell me what آپ think Shakespeare would think of Percabeth! And funny تبصرے are allowed, with all the ‘doth’s and ‘eths’ and ‘thee’s and old English ye language.
Hm. I should consult Zoe and ask her how exactly I say this stuff..NO! WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE MY آئی پوڈ, ipod IS NOT A LOLLIPOP!
Later guys, Universal signing out. Ciao! AHHH! MY IPOD!
~universal~
***Leave a comment! Lemme see what آپ think Shakespeare thinks about Percabeth! Is Percy x Annabeth doomed for fatal death? یا is my overactive imagination catching too much foreshadowing and not seeing the big picture? We’ll have to see...***
I did, and failed.
The Shakespearean Perspective of Percabeth
The Shakespearean Persphefctive of Pershabetsh.
See? Epic fail.
Moving on...
Like my exceptionally intriguing title? What stinks is that I failed spelling almost every single word in that sentence except “Percabeth” but that is why we have spellcheck- for those poor demigods out there that are hopeless on spelling.
I had an exceptionally strange thought today while reading Shakespeare’s ‘Romeo and Juliet’- how different is that from the idea of Percabeth? And for Percabeth fans, that resemblance just plain sucks!
Why? Oh, no major spoiler, but Romeo and Juliet both die. Haha, sucks to be them.
All jokes aside, this is serious chiz. And chiz is a word since...now. ANYWAYS, I was thinking about this- The Capulets are just a group of people hating the Montagues and the feeling between them is mutual- which is just plain black hate. So how is that any different than Athena and Poseidon? They practically HATE each other (well, they just DO) and I have never thought of them really getting along.
But, we are dealing with Rick Riordan and Percabeth. I see in the کتابیں there is a LOT of foreshadowing there. So I’ve wondered- maybe Percabeth itself IS a foreshadow both Percy/ and/ یا Annabeth end up dying at the end of the series.
Poseidon and Athena don’t get along very well, and Athena herself made it very clear she does not like Percy with her daughter (In the Titan’s Curse) and would be very unhappy to find them still together even after the war.
To Athena- Stop trolling Percabeth...Thank You- Percabeth Fans
So will in the new series Percy and Annabeth become no more? یا will Rick just be a troller and keep us hanging until the last book...aghhh.
So this sounds very Anti-Percabeth to me- I mean, THIS MEANS THEY DIE. So I’ll assume the Percabeth شائقین are going: noo universal how could آپ dare دکھائیں us this resemblance!
Anti-Percabeth fans- YES! NOW PERLIA CAN START AND MAKE BABIES! (Why thanks for that Joy...)
Me: o_o Um...OH ارے THIS GOT TOTALLY OFF TOPIC SO LET’S GET BACK TO MY ARTICLE! Yes!
So also the Mark of Athena/ the prophecy is a foreshadow too- but for what, I ask? Wisdom’s daughter is walking...somewhere. To the Doors of Death perhaps? Haha, I need to learn better puns from Shakespeare...ehehe.
So I’m gonna put this in perspective- a Shakespearean perspective (hehe) to be exact. So let’s say Shakespeare suddenly travels a few hundred years آگے in time and decides to read this amazing series...well as one of the greatest literary geniuses of all time, what do آپ think he would say?
Well, in my crazy whacked up mind of everything random, awesome, cliffhanger-ish یا bubbly I think it would go like:
‘Will someone doth telleth me what an ‘IPod’ iseth?’
Wait...what?
No, lemme ask him again. “YO WILLIAM! YEAH آپ IN THE FANCY SHORTS- WHAT DO آپ THINK OF PERCABETH?”
“...”
Hm, maybe he will answer after I دکھائیں him the magic of the toilet- OH LOOK IT FLUSHES! Haha. He’s got a lot to catch up with...
So, seriously, guys. Leave a تبصرہ and tell me what آپ think Shakespeare would think of Percabeth! And funny تبصرے are allowed, with all the ‘doth’s and ‘eths’ and ‘thee’s and old English ye language.
Hm. I should consult Zoe and ask her how exactly I say this stuff..NO! WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE MY آئی پوڈ, ipod IS NOT A LOLLIPOP!
Later guys, Universal signing out. Ciao! AHHH! MY IPOD!
~universal~
***Leave a comment! Lemme see what آپ think Shakespeare thinks about Percabeth! Is Percy x Annabeth doomed for fatal death? یا is my overactive imagination catching too much foreshadowing and not seeing the big picture? We’ll have to see...***
He makes cliffhangers to cause us pain and to make him مزید money,
But his کتابیں are just to darn good to keep us from reading them all,
The lightning theif wasn't the best that I'm sorry I have to admit so sad,
Maybe it's true یا maybe it's just tainted سے طرف کی that monstrosity of a movie,
The sea of monsters was good,
But the titans curse was better,
The battle of the labyrinth had true twists and turns and unexpected changes,
The most grueling to percabeth(Rachel Elizabeth Dare)
The last Olympian finally concludes with action and exitement,
Then bursts out a brand new story starting with the lost hero,
The son of Neptune leaves us crying for Percabeth so much,
Oh some people think he will kill off Annabeth in the Mark of Athena
But I know better Rick's to smart and manipulative to do it !
He wants مزید fans,
And he won't do anything to lose the ones he has,
look closer and see,
everything he does,
is done strategically.
But his کتابیں are just to darn good to keep us from reading them all,
The lightning theif wasn't the best that I'm sorry I have to admit so sad,
Maybe it's true یا maybe it's just tainted سے طرف کی that monstrosity of a movie,
The sea of monsters was good,
But the titans curse was better,
The battle of the labyrinth had true twists and turns and unexpected changes,
The most grueling to percabeth(Rachel Elizabeth Dare)
The last Olympian finally concludes with action and exitement,
Then bursts out a brand new story starting with the lost hero,
The son of Neptune leaves us crying for Percabeth so much,
Oh some people think he will kill off Annabeth in the Mark of Athena
But I know better Rick's to smart and manipulative to do it !
He wants مزید fans,
And he won't do anything to lose the ones he has,
look closer and see,
everything he does,
is done strategically.
So. For those of آپ who don't get the book today and is dying to know what happens, I'll give آپ a few major spoilers of the Son of Neptune...
Do not read if آپ don't want spoilers
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1. Nico is at camp Jupiter. Hazel is a son of Pluto, Nico treats her as a replacement for Bianca. Nico pretends he doesn't know Percy
2. Hmm....okay, got it: Frank is a son of Mars
3. Major one! Reyna is a daughter of Bellulose and knows Percy! (she was on circe's island before)
4. Hazel knows Leo (they're both like ancient from 1942) they were dating یا something? Still unclear
5. Ella the harpy is extremely important, she occasionally speaks prophecies and stuff
Here comes the sad one: 6. Percy remembers Annabeth BUT Annabeth will cause him trouble on his quest (according to Hera/Juno
7. Percy gets his tattoo and becomes praetor
Thats it for now
Do not read if آپ don't want spoilers
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1. Nico is at camp Jupiter. Hazel is a son of Pluto, Nico treats her as a replacement for Bianca. Nico pretends he doesn't know Percy
2. Hmm....okay, got it: Frank is a son of Mars
3. Major one! Reyna is a daughter of Bellulose and knows Percy! (she was on circe's island before)
4. Hazel knows Leo (they're both like ancient from 1942) they were dating یا something? Still unclear
5. Ella the harpy is extremely important, she occasionally speaks prophecies and stuff
Here comes the sad one: 6. Percy remembers Annabeth BUT Annabeth will cause him trouble on his quest (according to Hera/Juno
7. Percy gets his tattoo and becomes praetor
Thats it for now