The Office پسندیدہ One-Liner?

timetrapsus posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:11AM
andy - "addition by subtraction"

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پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک someonefeedturk said…
"KISS... Keep It Simple, Stupid" -michael
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک OfficeObsessed said…
"That's what she said!"
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک greedo said…
Ok, so maybe this is a 2-liner?

Todd Packer: What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy!!!
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک skeletontree said…
"and then suddenly she's not your ho no mo"
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک hekissedmyhand said…
not REALLY a one liner but...
"Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situationions with certain accountants."

I LOL every time....
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک ilovejimhalpert said…
"Don't be an idiot. It changed my life."
Dwight K. Schrute.

sorry, two lines:)
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک flutterly said…
"I hate so much about the things you choose to be." -Michael

Random trivia - I watched an interview recently where John Krasinski said his favorite moment is when Creed goes, "Which one is Pam?"
chrisfrancz commented…
Creed is so oblivious. He acts like he is happy when he hears پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک bwright said…
"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing..."-Creed
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک hapaganthae said…
"I once kept a spud gun in my bag at work for almost an entire day. Can you imagine if I were deranged?
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک hawkluvbeer said…
Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 1010101010 said…
I"m always thinking one step ahead...like a carpenter...who builds stairs."
-Andy
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 1010101010 said…
"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know...there's gambling and alcohol...and it's in our dangerous warehouse...it's a school night, and you know, uh... Hooters is catering. You know, is that not—is that enough? Should I keep going?"
-toby
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک wtb2612 said…
False. I do not miss him.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک IndianKelly said…
Please don't smell me, Michael - Jan
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Mr_Poop said…
I.DECLARE.BANKRUPTCY!
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Officefan222 said…
I'm proposing today. Holy Crap.- Jim
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک smoore23 said…
"Now I know how Bob Hope felt when he performed in Saudi Arabia." -- Michael Scott, 'The Dundies'
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک alesegura said…
big smile
its not a one liner but hey THATS WHAT SHE SAID
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Office_001 said…
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!

-Andy
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Office_001 said…
I want Michael to have all the urine he needs

-Dwight
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک eric4122 said…
Everybody poops.

-Mose Schrute
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک eric4122 said…
I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure - just... less.

-Jim
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Jimmette said…
The fire is shooting at us!

-Andy
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Jimmette said…
It's pony

-Dwight
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک snoznoodle said…
heart
Now that I think about it Andy and Angela could actually make a pretty good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.

-Pam
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک emirc2363 said…
sunny
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

-Pam
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک emirc2363 said…
laugh
AHH ALSO:
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

-Jim
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک IndianKelly said…
You're a presentation tool!

-Michael
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک IndianKelly said…
So, where are you mailing your foot?

-Jim
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک DalekSec said…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD! NOOOOO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Michael
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک DalekSec said…
"Maybe YOU'RE in the ceiling." -Andy
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک snoznoodle said…
"I think we broke his brain." -Pam
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک snoznoodle said…
"I AM CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW! ...ren-nen-nen..."
-Andy
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک snoznoodle said…
"Dwight may have won the battle... but I will win... the next battle."
-Andy
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پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک snoznoodle said…
"Lord Beer me strength."
-Jim
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک dolphinsrock8D said…
"I hate...so much...about the things that you choose to be."
-Michael
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک yoyoder said…
"I use to run and get a runner's high. Now, I lift." - Angela Fun Run (deleted scenes?. And that quote might not be spot on.
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک alwaysforever said…
"Dwight You Ignorant Slut!"
- Michael
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک snoznoodle said…
"Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. That is - you - a man. A man version. Um... But until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay."
-Pam
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک pencilcup said…
"Swing loose sweet chariots"

-Creed
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک adidasrox117 said…
"My kid needs shoes" -Meredith from the Promotion
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پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک MrsRook said…
" Dwight, you ignorant slut. " -Michael Scott : Safety Training
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Shrutefarms11 said…
"Im not superstitious, I'm only a little stitious."

-Michael
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک sirisolheim said…
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

-Jim as Dwight
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Zeldafan76 said…
That's what she said. - Micheal
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک SamanthaHalpert said…
surprise
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پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک amymeymy said…
cool
PARKOUR!
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک amymeymy said…
laugh
Mint Dwight?
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Caprysa said…
WET TUNA!

-Andy to Jim
پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک Caprysa said…
Hey hey, you you, I don't like your boyfriend because he sucks at ping pong (using the tune of "I don't like your girlfriend" song by Avril Lavigne)
-Kelly to Pam...Not a one liner but it was pretty funny when she said/sang it