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The Office پسندیدہ Michael Scott quote

1084 fans picked:
Thats What She کہا
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If آپ are a racist. I will attack آپ with the north
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آپ Ignorant Slut
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Shes yo ho till she aint yo ho no mo
Shes yo ho till she aint yo ho no mo
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Shut...It...
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Would I rather be feared یا loved? Both. I want...
Would I rather be feared یا loved? Both. I want people to fear how much they lov
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I hate so much about the things آپ choose to be
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to hard to choose!
to hard to choose!
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Hug It Out B@ t#$
Hug It Out B@t#$
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The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors. They were flying all o
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I watch the L Word, and Queer as F* ck
I watch the L Word, and Queer as F*ck
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Why are آپ the way آپ are? Every time I try to...
Why are آپ the way آپ are? Every time I try to do something fun آپ make it not
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" Ain't no party like a Scranton party cuz a Scranton party don't stop.
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Yaaysh
Yaaysh
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Early worm gets the worm
Early worm gets the worm
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Yeppers
Yeppers
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Dinkin&# 39; Flicka&# 39;
Dinkin' Flicka'
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&# 34; It&# 39; s at least bisexual&# 34;
"It's at least bisexual"
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TMI( To Much Information)
TMI( To Much Information)
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K. I. S. S. (Keep It Simple Stupid)
K.I.S.S. (Keep It Simple Stupid)
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Thank آپ very much sir, You&# 39; re a gentleman and a...
Thank آپ very much sir, You're a gentleman and a scholar. Oh.... oh yeah, no, I'
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Thats what... he کہا
Thats what... he کہا
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R- E- S- P- svee- T! Find out what it means to me!
R-E-S-P-svee-T! Find out what it means to me!
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I don&# 39; t want people sucking up to me because they...
I don't want people sucking up to me because they think it will help their career
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F and C DT
F and C DT
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the owl is wise and the early bird gets the worm...
the owl is wise and the early bird gets the worm im both because im wise and i ha
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&# 34; pippity- poppity- boppity&# 34;
" pippity-poppity-boppity"
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ہوم is where the hardest (deleted scene from The...
ہوم is where the hardest (deleted scene from The Job)
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آپ would be, &# 39; Da گھنٹی, بیل o Da Ball.&# 39;
آپ would be, 'Da گھنٹی, بیل o Da Ball.'
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ارے ارے ارے its FAT HALPERT
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&# 34; I didn&# 39; t use Arabs because I figured that would...
"I didn't use Arabs because I figured that would be to explosive... that's the wr
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I love them all too much!
I love them all too much!
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آپ don&# 39; t even know what stupid is, it&# 39; s about to...
آپ don't even know what stupid is, it's about to get all stupid up in here!
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Spoiler Alert!
Spoiler Alert!
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* squeaky voice* &# 34; I&# 39; m Mike Tyson!!!&# 34;
*squeaky voice* "I'm Mike Tyson!!!"
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this is an enviorment of welcoming. so u should...
this is an enviorment of welcoming. so u should just get the hell out of here
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Ryan is book smart, but i am سٹریٹ, گلی smart... and...
Ryan is book smart,but i am سٹریٹ, گلی smart...and book smart.
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Brodeur30048 picked Thats What She کہا:
What episode was "you ignorant slut" in? I Must have missed that part.
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goalstopper picked Thats What She کہا:
it was the safety training one.
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OhClip picked آپ Ignorant Slut:
DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT!
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michael picked Thats What She کہا:
Oh, this was a difficult choice for me. Michael says "That's what she said" a lot and it's usually funny (because it isn't), but his delivery of "you ignorant slut!" was excellent. Went with "That's what she said" though.
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marissa picked Shut...It...:
so many amazing michael quotes.

but his "shhhhhhhhut it" is classic.
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snoznoodle picked Thats What She کہا:
LOVE this from Product Recall:
"No! I need two men on this - that's what she said - no time - but she did - NO TIME GUYS NO TIME!"
Could NOT stop laughing.
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smackdabish picked Thats What She کہا:
"hour long shower with guys."
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Dundiewinner69 picked Thats What She کہا:
It always left me satisfied and smiling
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Yaaysh
bceagles11392 picked Yaaysh:
it pisses off everyone when i say this and its pretty funny b/c they assume it another thing from the office
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kathiria82 picked Thats What She کہا:
I like the way he tries to use it in everything he says.
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Shes yo ho till she aint yo ho...
x0oL0SERfaceee picked Shes yo ho till she aint yo ho no mo:
Michael is so funny when he tries to speak "ebonics".
They should have an episode where Michael goes to ebonics class.
That would kill!
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clark1 picked If آپ are a racist. I will attack آپ with the north:
Only because "Bibbety boppety, give me the soppety" isn't on here.
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jessica24 picked Thats What She کہا:
"thats what she said,
no time,
but she did,
no time"

priceless
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PamHalpert454 picked Thats What She کہا:
Classic Michael
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crazyumbrellas picked Thats What She کہا:
Oh wow, I love them all, Dwight you ignorant slut!
But I would have to go with that's what she said on this one, I actually find myself saying it.
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kateliness2 picked آپ Ignorant Slut:
"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"

That made me laugh SO hard.

"That's what she said" is classic, but hey, none of those every made me laugh as hard.
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asianinvasion30 picked Thats What She کہا:
Wait where did he get "That's what she said" from again?
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greekthegeek picked Thats What She کہا:
i say it all the time to my friends now :)
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Hug It Out B@ t#$
Shunned picked Hug It Out B@t#$:
the full question i added is acutally

"Why are you the way your are? Every time I try to do something fun you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things you choose to be."
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WorshipDwight picked آپ Ignorant Slut:
Dwight you Ignorant slut!!!
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Why are آپ the way آپ are?...
hekissedmyhand picked Why are آپ the way آپ are? Every time I try to do something fun آپ make it not:
where did "that's what she said" come from anyway?
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Temptasia picked آپ Ignorant Slut:
Awesome question!
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آپ would be, &# 39; Da گھنٹی, بیل o Da...
BeansChuckBobby picked آپ would be, 'Da گھنٹی, بیل o Da Ball.':
great question, great lines, but my favorite line in the entire show so far is, "You would be 'Da Bell o Da Ball." Idk how you can beat that.
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the owl is wise and the early...
iluvtheoffice12 picked the owl is wise and the early bird gets the worm im both because im wise and i ha:
its suposed to say and i hav worms
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LucyLover22 picked If آپ are a racist. I will attack آپ with the north:
I love them ALLL they are so funny
I love micheal.
But not as much as jim!!!
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channie_6991 picked آپ Ignorant Slut:
i love it how he goes, Dwight, you ignorant slut.

HILARIOUS!
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emmahugstrees picked آپ Ignorant Slut:
Dwight, you ignorant slut!


the perfect line. absolutely perfect.
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illini_1 picked Thats What She کہا:
Tough choice.....I love them all!!!!
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cookies32 picked Thats What She کہا:
luv the office watch it all the time :]
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Hug It Out B@ t#$
sir569 picked Hug It Out B@t#$:
hearing micheal say hug it out bitch was not suprising because it fits his bitchy selve
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Luciie-Goosiie picked Thats What She کہا:
ITS CLASSIC. plus its real easy to relate to everything
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ilovehinder picked I hate so much about the things آپ choose to be:
i cannot BELIEVE this wasnt already added
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MoseSchrute picked "It's at least bisexual":
I'm pretty sure that more people would vote for "It's at least bisexual" if they knew the context.
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keepxonxtrying picked I hate so much about the things آپ choose to be:
i still crack up everytime i read this quote!
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judesmommy picked Thats What She کہا:
My favorite by far...but I also love "Dwight, you ignorant slut!"(paying homage to SNL--"Jane, you ignorant slut!")
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nlp picked Thats What She کہا:
"You ignorant slut" is good too. It was a tough choice.
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to hard to choose!
TheOfficeMan picked to hard to choose!:
The ho one is wrong. It's:

"And then all of a sudden, she ain't your ho no mo!"

But I can't decide. I love all of them!
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Silverdoe picked آپ Ignorant Slut:
This one surprised me. I think that's why I liked it.
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sorealcruroxz picked Thats What She کہا:
It Sqeaks When You Bang It "Thats What SHE Said" HHAHAHAH
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Jessicatt picked If آپ are a racist. I will attack آپ with the north:
I'm a Southerner (not a racist!), and this still made me laugh my ass off.
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simpleplan picked If آپ are a racist. I will attack آپ with the north:
there all great
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I love them all too much!
classicfreak picked I love them all too much!:
I love em all :P
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I watch the L Word, and Queer...
newyork621 picked I watch the L Word, and Queer as F*ck:
i saw this episode yestersat otherwise i lovve all of them
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Yaaysh
emmaterry picked Yaaysh:
its so awesome
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SkylarStrait picked آپ Ignorant Slut:
Dwight you ignorant slut
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SkylarStrait picked آپ Ignorant Slut:
lol
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Why are آپ the way آپ are?...
DancePetunia picked Why are آپ the way آپ are? Every time I try to do something fun آپ make it not:
My favorite quote EVER. Although, I do love the racist comment.
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آپ don&# 39; t even know what...
Vixie79 picked آپ don't even know what stupid is, it's about to get all stupid up in here!:
This is my favorite line ever from him.
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kayla97 picked Thats What She کہا:
There's so many I can't choose!!AHH
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آپ don&# 39; t even know what...
Vixie79 picked آپ don't even know what stupid is, it's about to get all stupid up in here!:
There are. Also, "Well, I'm calling the ungrateful bioch hot line!" XD these two are classic to me.
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jjbbliker picked Thats What She کہا:
CLASSIC!!!
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this is an envior- ment of...
ilovepercy picked this is an enviorment of welcoming. so u should just get the hell out of here:
i laughed so hard!
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Priscilita22 picked The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors. They were flying all o:
HAHAHAHA Michael is sooo funny, seriously I don't see how The Office is going to work without him... I laughed so hard just by reading these options and remembering the moments hahahahah
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musiclover1721 picked The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors. They were flying all o:
one of my favs. is "Micheal:It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
Oscar:What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?
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