Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!
Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, یا I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call آپ later. *beep*
Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is یا I’m off in some far away village with Klaus doing important stuff…no we are not making out with each other. *Klaus walks in and starts kissing Stefan* on سیکنڈ thought…*moans as Klaus tugs his hair* *beep*
Elena: Hi you’ve reached Elena, the سٹار, ستارہ of this show. I’m way too busy right now to answer آپ but if آپ leave your name I’ll call آپ back. If this is Stefan, press one. If this is Damon, press 2. *beep*
Bonnie: Hi, you’ve reached Bonnie. The most hated person (next to Stefan) on this show. If this is Jeremy, press one. If this is Caroline, press two. If this is Damon, hang up the phone and die in the آگ کے, آگ that I made just for you. *beep*
Tyler: Yo whatssup this is the بھیڑیا man!! The بھیڑیا man just wants some lovin’ sent his way! If this is Care, then babe please press one and I’ll get back to آپ real soon. Wolf! *beep*
Caroline: Hi this is vampy little Caroline who will tear your pretty little head off. Please give me a call back. I promise I don’t bite…much. *beep*
Jeremy: Hi this is emo Jeremy. If آپ want to know how to stay high for hours, press one. If cutting is your thing then press 2. And if this is my sexy witch GF Bonnie, press three. *beep*
Klaus: Hello آپ have reached the oldest vampire in time. I am currently exploring a new relationship with the newest, baddest ripper in town. So leave me a message and I’ll try to get back to you. *beep*
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Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, یا I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call آپ later. *beep*
Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is یا I’m off in some far away village with Klaus doing important stuff…no we are not making out with each other. *Klaus walks in and starts kissing Stefan* on سیکنڈ thought…*moans as Klaus tugs his hair* *beep*
Elena: Hi you’ve reached Elena, the سٹار, ستارہ of this show. I’m way too busy right now to answer آپ but if آپ leave your name I’ll call آپ back. If this is Stefan, press one. If this is Damon, press 2. *beep*
Bonnie: Hi, you’ve reached Bonnie. The most hated person (next to Stefan) on this show. If this is Jeremy, press one. If this is Caroline, press two. If this is Damon, hang up the phone and die in the آگ کے, آگ that I made just for you. *beep*
Tyler: Yo whatssup this is the بھیڑیا man!! The بھیڑیا man just wants some lovin’ sent his way! If this is Care, then babe please press one and I’ll get back to آپ real soon. Wolf! *beep*
Caroline: Hi this is vampy little Caroline who will tear your pretty little head off. Please give me a call back. I promise I don’t bite…much. *beep*
Jeremy: Hi this is emo Jeremy. If آپ want to know how to stay high for hours, press one. If cutting is your thing then press 2. And if this is my sexy witch GF Bonnie, press three. *beep*
Klaus: Hello آپ have reached the oldest vampire in time. I am currently exploring a new relationship with the newest, baddest ripper in town. So leave me a message and I’ll try to get back to you. *beep*
Anymore voicemails آپ would like to see? Message me and I’ll add more!:)