Hello I'm the Winx-Critic, I remember it so آپ don't have to! So, ارے guys! I know I haven't گیا کیا پوسٹ any reviews on episodes in awhile, but, season six has aired and now it's my moment to shine! Now, a lot of rumors have been circling around for this particular season, and honestly, what has been cofirmed, doesn't leave me very excited. Werewolves, vampires and mummies? What is this, a 1930's monster-mash-up film? Some newbie named Selina pulling off some "Inkheart" bull-crap? The Winx loosing their powers? The transformation being called "Bloomix"? Eugh...all sounds like a story idea for a mediocre پرستار fiction if آپ ask me. Well, I have been rather pessimistic towards the newer seasons, (And for season five, that was called for. I mean, come on) so...maybe this one isn't so bad? I guess I'll just have to find out....agh. *takes an aspirin* Oh no I don't have a headache, I'm just preparing for one.
So, let's start with the theme—oh boy. Glad I took that aspirin. Could آپ make it even مزید feminine? "rainbows and sparkles, and love and smiles and fARIES." Yeah, no thanks. And did آپ see what they looked like in these new transformations? Layla's hair is like what is going on and they just look strange. But, okay, the actual episode.
So it starts off...surprisingly with the Trix, who are still in their dark Sirenix forms and swimming throughout the oceans of Andros. (I'm presuming) And—okay I still can't get over Icy's voice...and this dumb face Darcy keeps making every time the shot goes back to her. "Where are we going Icy?" DUUUUUURRRR. "What can we do? They just keep beating us?" DUUUUURRR. Like, did آپ catch something from shitty animated films and began re-using the same animation? Because it seems like it! While they continue swimming they come upon a cave. ("stormy: omg wats in der?!!1!!") And and that nonsense we're taken to Domino! Oh boy....
We see Bloom and her parents talking about throwing a party for Daphne, before they're interrupted سے طرف کی a loud banging outside. It seems Daphne is having trouble adjusting to being human again...which doesn't make sense. Wasn't she human before? She was only a nymph for 20 years and she had received her Sirenix before Domino had been previously destroyed (By the Ancestral Witches) so...I seriously think she should be looking older than she is right now. And if the Winx got their Sirenix when they were in their 20's, I'm pretty sure Daphne would have been the same age when she received it so...I'm sure she should know how shit functions in the "people world". So after Bloom is too stupid to notice how unhappy her own sister is while she's talking about the party, Daphne runs out and embarrasses herself some مزید (Even though this isn't necessary), Bloom then chasing after her.
Back under the waters of Andros, the Trix start talking about this "beast of the depths" which is supposedly stronger than the dragon flame. What about the water stars? Did ya forget about those? And if this thing was so powerful, how come we haven't دل about before? How come Miss Faragonda hasn't told Bloom that she should watch out for this thing? I mean, if it's hiding somewhere in Layla's planet—a place where Bloom has been before—then I'm pretty sure that she should be aware of something like this! Anyways, the thing pops out of the cave, looking nothing مزید than a giant monitor lizard, and the Trix just take control of it with their Sirenix powers. Yep. Most powerful thing in the universe, alright.
We then return back to Domino, where Bloom tries to comfort Daphne. Her sisters says that she never knew it would be so "hard" to be human again. Uh...I'm sure you'll be fine. She then goes off to say that she might have lost her powers. When? آپ always had powers, human یا not, so...why. And she calls herself the "nymph" of Domino. No. آپ were a nymph when آپ were all whispy and magical and so much مزید interesting. Not like this. And keeping your people safe? Whether you're a damn nymph یا not, آپ should be doing this. You're a princess! آپ protect your people with your family, no matter if you're a nymph, mermaid یا pixie.
So the Specialist and Winx soon arrive, and Daphne further makes a fool of herself which isn't funny and never will be, so stop trying to make it be. After they go inside and witness what magic can do, (Acting like they've never fucking seen any) Daphne starts having a panic attack while Bloom mentions what's going to happen at her party—being completely oblivious as always! Daphne falls...again...eugh...making Stella decide that she needs a makeover. (Because she has a 90's muffler? Is that what she said? What the hell is a muffler? When آپ look it up, it's part of a car! The one thing I found while searching it is a scarf. link And that's hardly from the 90's. Even if some kind of chick clothing سے طرف کی that name existed back then, why would they include it? Most of the target audience was born in the early 2000! None of them would get that joke! And it doesn't even make sense to begin with!)
We see the Winx and Daphne in Bloom's room, Stella trying to figure out what to do with Daphne's outfit. She is clearly against it and the change, and when Stella asks her how she can dance in her outfit, Daphne freaks out. (And I swear, their reactions are getting so bad. Like, Stella asks the سوالات and then we have to wait till she adjusts her standing position until Daphne finally answers. It leaves the most awkward pauses during their interactions and it's just annoying) سے طرف کی the way, you're one to talk, Stella! Have آپ seen the heels you're wearing? So Layla tries explaining to Daphne how to walk (Really guys) and then she starts dancing, (omg she's twerking) Daphne awkwardly following her instruction. Tecna, during this pointless scene, hands Daphne a cell phone and explains to her that it has Internet and is compatible with magic. (Also don't forget about the apps! P-p-p-product placement!)
So the party has begun. Oritel and Marion make their way and greet the people there. We can see that the Winx have dressed themselves in those flower-sparkle-pukes that they wore in season five. After announcing Daphne, we see what Stella has done to her, and? She looks really pretty. Certainly prettier than any of the other girls. (You can also hear Bloom shout out in the back, "that's my sister!" like really Bloom. Like we didn't already know that) After introducing herself to some of the citizens...dun ڈن, اڑانا dun, the Trix appear with their giant pet toy!
Marion and Oritel quickly try and get the stupid, just-standing-there citizens into the palace, the Specialist then stepping in and getting their ass' kicked in the process. The Winx just decide to stand there and derp about as this giant thing comes closer to them, taking forever to finally transform into their Sirenix outfits. (Cue nasally vocals!) They start attacking this beast and don't do anything to it, really. Realizing this, they start protecting Daphne...the Trix just standing behind them. Attack guys, come on. So, Stormy gets zapped سے طرف کی her own powers when Oritel steps in and they eventually run into the palace. (And did Bloom's hair just change from purple to light green...? Okay) The monster howls in anger, obviously not being able to get through a small wooden door. (It must be cousins with those aliens from "SIGNS" who have trouble getting through pantry doors, aka wood)
So the Winx and the handful of citizens (Funny, since Oritel کہا everyone important in the whole Magical Dimension was invited) hide out in the castle, trying to figure out how to defeat it. Daphne finally reveals to them that it's the beast of the depths (Well she knows about it, why doesn't Bloom?) and cannot be beaten, simply controlled. Oritel says that the only one who can is the "nymph" of Domino, Daphne crying about how she "can't do it". Eugh...you were the first fairy to earn Sirenix, of course you're powerful and still have your powers! Jeesh. Not knowing what they could possibly do, the Winx call upon their Guardians of Sirenix. The blue one (I don't freaking know who she belongs to...the one who sounds like an old lady) says that they should look in the source, Tecna realizing that they meant lake Roccaluce, the place where they earned their Sirenix. So they head out and begin flying to the lake. Yes, leave Bloom's vulnerable family, your boyfriends and innocent citizens to the wrath of this unstoppable monster. That's a great idea! But, the Trix spot them and head after them. Ya duh because they weren't after Daphne یا anything.
The Winx arrive at Roccaluce and dive in, (ohgawd their hair) the Trix closely behind. They swim into Daphne's old cave, and start looking for the inspiration of Sirenix. Really. آپ can't "look" for inspiration. Do آپ know what inspiration even means? So when Bloom starts whining about not being able to help her sister, Layla says that she's not alone, and soon their hands start glowing, all the Winx soon joining hands. During this, Bloom realizes that maybe they're the inspiration! Uh, ya doi! What do آپ think inspiration is, a medal? Why didn't آپ just push your sister and believe in her from the beginning? Oh right because we need to fill a half hour.
They decide to head back to Domino, but uh oh! The Trix are there! The witches try and attack them, but of course miss and get removed out of the picture rather quickly. (Great the Trix are weak and pathetic, easily defeated enemies. Joy) In the palace, the beast continues to try and break down the door, while Marion ends up shrieking and asking where Daphne is. It turns out she's upstairs, and tries offering herself to the beast so it'll leave. Before it can grab her, the Winx arrive and help her believe in herself. But, she doesn't yet transform, the thing smacking the Winx aside and grabbing Bloom before she does anything...she finally transforming into her "nymph" Sirenix, which looks exactly like all the other Sirenix transformations. She tames it in no time and it waddles back into the ocean of...Domino? Okay, that makes sense, keeping an unbeatable creature, which can beat the dragon fire, in the planets ocean in which the heirs of the dragon آگ کے, آگ live.
After they "beat" the monster, everyone is cheering down below (Strangely...I thought they were cowering in the castle) and soon a corny song breaks out, sounding like it's being sung سے طرف کی Selena Gomez یا Ke$ha یا someone tone-deaf like that. (By the way, what is up with these lyrics: "like a قوس قزح in the night"? Do آپ understand how rainbows are formed? And مزید naming of what the Winx's powers are...like we don't know it سے طرف کی now with them shouting it out out (Along with their names) every time they freaking transform.) So the rest of the episode is the Winx flying around and being all sparkly and what not. Not that entertaining, really. After that, we see a منظر پیش of the اگلے episode: Daphne goes to Alfea and becomes the History of Magic teacher. Okay, that's cool. Meanwhile at Cloudtower, we get a glimpse of Selina and her stupid book.
So, was this episode as mediocre as I expected? Yes. Was it as horrible as I expected? Eh, it wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be. But...the video I watched, had the name "Bloomix" in the title, yet, the new transformations name was never revealed in the episode so...could it really be named Bloomix? I hope not, because fame-whore (Aka Bloom) has had enough attention on her as it is.
So, let's start with the theme—oh boy. Glad I took that aspirin. Could آپ make it even مزید feminine? "rainbows and sparkles, and love and smiles and fARIES." Yeah, no thanks. And did آپ see what they looked like in these new transformations? Layla's hair is like what is going on and they just look strange. But, okay, the actual episode.
So it starts off...surprisingly with the Trix, who are still in their dark Sirenix forms and swimming throughout the oceans of Andros. (I'm presuming) And—okay I still can't get over Icy's voice...and this dumb face Darcy keeps making every time the shot goes back to her. "Where are we going Icy?" DUUUUUURRRR. "What can we do? They just keep beating us?" DUUUUURRR. Like, did آپ catch something from shitty animated films and began re-using the same animation? Because it seems like it! While they continue swimming they come upon a cave. ("stormy: omg wats in der?!!1!!") And and that nonsense we're taken to Domino! Oh boy....
We see Bloom and her parents talking about throwing a party for Daphne, before they're interrupted سے طرف کی a loud banging outside. It seems Daphne is having trouble adjusting to being human again...which doesn't make sense. Wasn't she human before? She was only a nymph for 20 years and she had received her Sirenix before Domino had been previously destroyed (By the Ancestral Witches) so...I seriously think she should be looking older than she is right now. And if the Winx got their Sirenix when they were in their 20's, I'm pretty sure Daphne would have been the same age when she received it so...I'm sure she should know how shit functions in the "people world". So after Bloom is too stupid to notice how unhappy her own sister is while she's talking about the party, Daphne runs out and embarrasses herself some مزید (Even though this isn't necessary), Bloom then chasing after her.
Back under the waters of Andros, the Trix start talking about this "beast of the depths" which is supposedly stronger than the dragon flame. What about the water stars? Did ya forget about those? And if this thing was so powerful, how come we haven't دل about before? How come Miss Faragonda hasn't told Bloom that she should watch out for this thing? I mean, if it's hiding somewhere in Layla's planet—a place where Bloom has been before—then I'm pretty sure that she should be aware of something like this! Anyways, the thing pops out of the cave, looking nothing مزید than a giant monitor lizard, and the Trix just take control of it with their Sirenix powers. Yep. Most powerful thing in the universe, alright.
We then return back to Domino, where Bloom tries to comfort Daphne. Her sisters says that she never knew it would be so "hard" to be human again. Uh...I'm sure you'll be fine. She then goes off to say that she might have lost her powers. When? آپ always had powers, human یا not, so...why. And she calls herself the "nymph" of Domino. No. آپ were a nymph when آپ were all whispy and magical and so much مزید interesting. Not like this. And keeping your people safe? Whether you're a damn nymph یا not, آپ should be doing this. You're a princess! آپ protect your people with your family, no matter if you're a nymph, mermaid یا pixie.
So the Specialist and Winx soon arrive, and Daphne further makes a fool of herself which isn't funny and never will be, so stop trying to make it be. After they go inside and witness what magic can do, (Acting like they've never fucking seen any) Daphne starts having a panic attack while Bloom mentions what's going to happen at her party—being completely oblivious as always! Daphne falls...again...eugh...making Stella decide that she needs a makeover. (Because she has a 90's muffler? Is that what she said? What the hell is a muffler? When آپ look it up, it's part of a car! The one thing I found while searching it is a scarf. link And that's hardly from the 90's. Even if some kind of chick clothing سے طرف کی that name existed back then, why would they include it? Most of the target audience was born in the early 2000! None of them would get that joke! And it doesn't even make sense to begin with!)
We see the Winx and Daphne in Bloom's room, Stella trying to figure out what to do with Daphne's outfit. She is clearly against it and the change, and when Stella asks her how she can dance in her outfit, Daphne freaks out. (And I swear, their reactions are getting so bad. Like, Stella asks the سوالات and then we have to wait till she adjusts her standing position until Daphne finally answers. It leaves the most awkward pauses during their interactions and it's just annoying) سے طرف کی the way, you're one to talk, Stella! Have آپ seen the heels you're wearing? So Layla tries explaining to Daphne how to walk (Really guys) and then she starts dancing, (omg she's twerking) Daphne awkwardly following her instruction. Tecna, during this pointless scene, hands Daphne a cell phone and explains to her that it has Internet and is compatible with magic. (Also don't forget about the apps! P-p-p-product placement!)
So the party has begun. Oritel and Marion make their way and greet the people there. We can see that the Winx have dressed themselves in those flower-sparkle-pukes that they wore in season five. After announcing Daphne, we see what Stella has done to her, and? She looks really pretty. Certainly prettier than any of the other girls. (You can also hear Bloom shout out in the back, "that's my sister!" like really Bloom. Like we didn't already know that) After introducing herself to some of the citizens...dun ڈن, اڑانا dun, the Trix appear with their giant pet toy!
Marion and Oritel quickly try and get the stupid, just-standing-there citizens into the palace, the Specialist then stepping in and getting their ass' kicked in the process. The Winx just decide to stand there and derp about as this giant thing comes closer to them, taking forever to finally transform into their Sirenix outfits. (Cue nasally vocals!) They start attacking this beast and don't do anything to it, really. Realizing this, they start protecting Daphne...the Trix just standing behind them. Attack guys, come on. So, Stormy gets zapped سے طرف کی her own powers when Oritel steps in and they eventually run into the palace. (And did Bloom's hair just change from purple to light green...? Okay) The monster howls in anger, obviously not being able to get through a small wooden door. (It must be cousins with those aliens from "SIGNS" who have trouble getting through pantry doors, aka wood)
So the Winx and the handful of citizens (Funny, since Oritel کہا everyone important in the whole Magical Dimension was invited) hide out in the castle, trying to figure out how to defeat it. Daphne finally reveals to them that it's the beast of the depths (Well she knows about it, why doesn't Bloom?) and cannot be beaten, simply controlled. Oritel says that the only one who can is the "nymph" of Domino, Daphne crying about how she "can't do it". Eugh...you were the first fairy to earn Sirenix, of course you're powerful and still have your powers! Jeesh. Not knowing what they could possibly do, the Winx call upon their Guardians of Sirenix. The blue one (I don't freaking know who she belongs to...the one who sounds like an old lady) says that they should look in the source, Tecna realizing that they meant lake Roccaluce, the place where they earned their Sirenix. So they head out and begin flying to the lake. Yes, leave Bloom's vulnerable family, your boyfriends and innocent citizens to the wrath of this unstoppable monster. That's a great idea! But, the Trix spot them and head after them. Ya duh because they weren't after Daphne یا anything.
The Winx arrive at Roccaluce and dive in, (ohgawd their hair) the Trix closely behind. They swim into Daphne's old cave, and start looking for the inspiration of Sirenix. Really. آپ can't "look" for inspiration. Do آپ know what inspiration even means? So when Bloom starts whining about not being able to help her sister, Layla says that she's not alone, and soon their hands start glowing, all the Winx soon joining hands. During this, Bloom realizes that maybe they're the inspiration! Uh, ya doi! What do آپ think inspiration is, a medal? Why didn't آپ just push your sister and believe in her from the beginning? Oh right because we need to fill a half hour.
They decide to head back to Domino, but uh oh! The Trix are there! The witches try and attack them, but of course miss and get removed out of the picture rather quickly. (Great the Trix are weak and pathetic, easily defeated enemies. Joy) In the palace, the beast continues to try and break down the door, while Marion ends up shrieking and asking where Daphne is. It turns out she's upstairs, and tries offering herself to the beast so it'll leave. Before it can grab her, the Winx arrive and help her believe in herself. But, she doesn't yet transform, the thing smacking the Winx aside and grabbing Bloom before she does anything...she finally transforming into her "nymph" Sirenix, which looks exactly like all the other Sirenix transformations. She tames it in no time and it waddles back into the ocean of...Domino? Okay, that makes sense, keeping an unbeatable creature, which can beat the dragon fire, in the planets ocean in which the heirs of the dragon آگ کے, آگ live.
After they "beat" the monster, everyone is cheering down below (Strangely...I thought they were cowering in the castle) and soon a corny song breaks out, sounding like it's being sung سے طرف کی Selena Gomez یا Ke$ha یا someone tone-deaf like that. (By the way, what is up with these lyrics: "like a قوس قزح in the night"? Do آپ understand how rainbows are formed? And مزید naming of what the Winx's powers are...like we don't know it سے طرف کی now with them shouting it out out (Along with their names) every time they freaking transform.) So the rest of the episode is the Winx flying around and being all sparkly and what not. Not that entertaining, really. After that, we see a منظر پیش of the اگلے episode: Daphne goes to Alfea and becomes the History of Magic teacher. Okay, that's cool. Meanwhile at Cloudtower, we get a glimpse of Selina and her stupid book.
So, was this episode as mediocre as I expected? Yes. Was it as horrible as I expected? Eh, it wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be. But...the video I watched, had the name "Bloomix" in the title, yet, the new transformations name was never revealed in the episode so...could it really be named Bloomix? I hope not, because fame-whore (Aka Bloom) has had enough attention on her as it is.
