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(Aftermath studio)
(Aftermath theme song is in the back ground)
Rochelle: Welcome to the Total Drama Reality Check Aftermath show!
Amber: I'm Amber.
Rochelle: And I'm Rochelle!
Amber: And don't miss this installment of-
Amber and Rochelle: The Total... Drama... Reality Check.. Aftermath show!!

(Theme song)

(Aftermath studio)
Rochelle: Today we got a special treat for everyone.
Amber: But first, let's bring in our.... non-winners.
Rochelle: First we Have Jason!
(Jason enters and everyone boos)
Jason: Oh shut the Fuck up Bitches.
Amber: Garrett!
(Garrett enters doing a back flip and everyone cheers)
Garrett: WOHOO!
Rochelle: اگلے we have Maylene!
(Maylene enters and everyone cheers)
Maylene: YAY! Hi everyone!!
Amber: Alice!
(Alice enters and everyone cheers)
Alice: (on the phone) Come on Cole. Pick up!
Rochelle: Lance!
(Lance enters and everyone cheers)
Lance: ارے everyone!
Amber: Ashley!
(Ashley enters and everyone cheers)
Ashley: YAY! HI! HI! HI! HI! H- (trips)
Rochelle: Joss!
(Joss enter and everyone cheers)
Joss: (waves)
Amber: Blake!
(Blake enters and everyone cheers)
Blake: ارے guys!
Rochelle: Layla!
(Layla enter and everyone boos)
Layla: Shut up!
Amber: Annie!
(Annie enters and everyone cheers)
Annie: ارے guys!
Rochelle: Lily!
(Lily enters and everyone cheers)
Lily: HI guys!
Amber: Fawn!
(Fawn enters and everyone cheers0
Fawn: Hey!
Rochelle: Robert!
(Robert enters and everyone cheers)
Robert: WOHO! Sup guys!
Amber: And finally... Jordan.
(Jordan enters and everyone cheers)
Jordan: hey!
Annie: Jordan! (runs up and hugs Jordan)
Jordan: Oh... ارے Annie.
Annie: Oh right. sorry. Lia won.
Rochelle: And speaking of Lia... look who we found on the side of the road.
Amber: INTERNS?
(Interns enter with Lia in a shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ and dump Lia off)
Lia: (wakes up) What? Huh? Where am I?
Jordan: LIA!!! (runs up and hugs Lia)
Lia: JORDAN! (hugs Jordan very tightly) Oh I found you! Finally!
Rochelle: Now it's time to start today's challenge.
Jason: Challenge?! What?! We're already off that shity show! We fucking lost. We don't need to do no fucking challenge!
Amber: Yes. But do آپ guys want the million?
Fawn: Sure we do... but we lost. What else can we do?
Rochelle: Well, we hid 2 Gilded Chris awards around and/or inside the Aftermath studios. Who ever finds the 2 Gilded Chris awards, get's to return to the show.
Amber: Ready?
Rochelle and Amber: BEGIN!
Lia: Oh Jordan! We could find the Gilded Chris awards and get back on the دکھائیں together!
Jordan: That's what I was thinking!
Lia: Let's go find them!
(Lia and Jordan run off)
Annie: (to self) Or, I find it and Jordan becomes mine. (evil smile)
Ashley: Oh Blakely Snowflakey! Can I please please please please pleasssse be your partner??? PLEASE?!??!?!
Blake: FINE!
Ashley: YAY! (hugs Blake)
Blake: OH no.
Layla: Oh Jason?
Jason: What is it Bitch?
Layla: Do آپ want to help me find the Gilded Chris awards and return together?
Jason: Sure... what ever bitch.
Layla: (Sigh) I'm going to have to get over that.
Jason: Over what?
Layla: Nothing.
Garrett: Hey.. Lily?
Lily: H- ارے Garrett.
Garrett: Do آپ want to be partners?
Lily: S-sure.
Garrett: Cool.
Lance: Yo Joss! Do آپ want to be partners?
Joss: (Shrugs)
Lance: Okay. Your my partner then.
Joss: (smiles)
Lance: Let's go.

(Hallways of Aftermath studios)
Layla: Where would they hide the gilded Chris awards?
Jason: Who fucking knows.
Layla: hmmm...
Maylene: (skips سے طرف کی and knocks into Layla making her fall on سب, سب سے اوپر of Jason) Skippy. Skippy. Skippy!
Jason: Get off Bitch!
Layla: Oh sorry. (get's up)
Jason: آپ fucking dropped something.
Layla: Oh. It's the map that Draven gave me when I left... wait a second... it's the map of the Aftermath studio with the exact places where the gilded Chris awards are!
Jason: Where's the first shitty gilded Chris?
Layla: Outside... in a sewer...
Jason: Gross!
Layla: Yeah. I know. Well, let's just go and get it.
(Blake and Ashley come out of hiding)
Blake: Perfect. We'll just follow them to the gilded Chris. >:)

(With Alice)
Alice: (sigh) Where in the world would they hide a gilded Chris award?
Robert: Hello Alice.
Alice: What the?! Robert? What are آپ doing?
Robert: Just wondering if آپ want to be on a team with me.
Alice: Sure... when آپ have a gilded Chris award I will.
Robert: fine then. Don't win.
Alice: What? آپ know where they are?
Robert: No. But 2 is better than 1.
Alice: True.
Robert: Come on. شامل میں me.
Alice: (sigh) Fine.

(With Jordan and Lia)
Lia: We need to find those Gilded Chris awards! We just need to!
Jordan: Yeah. So we will go back on the دکھائیں together.
Annie: (hiding) Don't worry Jordan, you'll go back on the show... with me.
Maylene: (skips سے طرف کی making Annie fall on the ground) Skippy. Skippy. Skip!
Lia and Jordan: ANNIE?!
Lia: Have آپ been spying on us?
Annie: ummmm... (runs off)
Lia: Get her!

(With Garrett and Lily)
Garrett: I got it!
Lily: آپ know where it is?!
Garrett: Maybe. I think they might have hid it in the vents! Let's go look! Want me to help آپ up?
Lily: ummmm.... I don't think they hid it in the vents.
Garrett: Are آپ sure?
Lily: Yes. I'm sure.
Garrett: I think so. Come on! Let's go. Unless your chicken.
(Lily closes her eyes then opens them)
Phoenix (Lily): NO ONE CALLS ME A CHICKEN!!! (jumps up into the vents)
Garrett: That's my girl. (follows in the vents)

(Outside)
Fawn: Maybe they hid one outside... (see's Layla with a map and Jason going into the sewer) Is that a map? Knowing Layla she's cheating in this game with a map. hmmmmmm... (see's Blake and Ashley go in the sewer) hmmmm.... I'll go see. (goes in the sewer)

(Inside)
(Lance and Joss)
Lance: where would they hide it?
Joss: (points to Green room)
Lance: The green room? Maybe. Let's go look.
(Joss and Lance enter the green room)

(Aftermath stage)
(Amber and Rochelle are playing cards)
Amber: Got any 5's?
Rochelle: Go fish.
Amber: Crap. Do آپ think anyone found the gilded Chris awards yet?
Rochelle: It's only been an hour. I dough it.
(Alice and Robert enter)
Alice: What are we doing here?
Robert: I think they might be under all the seats down there! Let's go look!
Alice: (sigh) Fine.
Rochelle: Trust me, their not down there.
Amber: (slaps Rochelle) Rochelle!
Rochelle: Ooops. sorry. Well, we were going to put it down there but there was too much gum.
Robert: Oh... well thanks for saving our time.
Rochelle: No problem.
(Robert and Alice exit)
Amber: I need a new co-host.
Rochelle: HEY!

(sewer)
Jason: So where in this fucking sewer is that shitty gilded Chris award?
Layla: It should be right... here.
Jason: Yeah... it's not fucking here bitch.
Layla: Well it says it is right here.
Jason: I think it would be fucking easy to find a GILDED Chris.
Layla: Well sorry. the map says it's here.
Ashley: So what is-
Blake: SHHHHH!!!
Jason: What the hell is that?
Layla: I don't know.
Blake: Way to go Ashley.
Ashley: Sorry.
Layla: HEY! What are آپ doing here?!
Blake: RUN!
(Blake and Ashley turn around to run but then run into ہلکی پیلے, گڑگڑانا and fall on her)
Fawn: What the?! (see's the Gilded Chris award on the ceiling.) YES! (Pushes Ashley and Blake off of her and jumps up and grabs the Gilded Chris award and runs off)
Layla: NO! She's got the gilded Chris award!
Jason: Get that Bitch!
(Layla and Jason chase Fawn)
Blake: Let's go!
(Blake and Ashley get up and run after Fawn)

(Vents)
Garrett: Lil- Phoenix! Wait up!
Lily (Phoenix): NO. How about آپ hurry up! I'm winning this no matter what!!!
Garrett: (Sigh) That's my girl.
Lily (Phoenix): What was that?
Garrett: Nothing!
Lily (Phoenix): OH look! I think I see it!
Garrett: Where?! Your butt's in my face.
Lily (Phoenix): Letting that one slide... It's behind that fan.
Garrett: OH yeah. Let's go get it and chop our hands off. That would be sooo much fun.
Lily (Phoenix): Oh shut up.
Garrett: Well, how are we going to get it?
Lily (Phoenix): Phoenix's got a plan.

(Green room)
Lance: It's not in here.
Joss: Hmmm...
(Sounds herd above)
Lance: Do آپ hear that?
Joss: (Nods head)
Lance: It sound like people....
Garrett: (From above) Be careful Phoenix!
Lily (Phoenix): (From above) Don't tell me what to do! I'm grabbing that Gilded Chris no matter what!
Lance: It sounds like Garrett and Lily... I mean Garrett and Phoenix.
Joss: It's coming from the vents.
Lance: And it sounds like they found it! Let's go to the vents!
Joss: (Shakes head no)
Lance: Fine then. I'll go myself. (Jumps up and climbs into Vents)
Joss: (puts his 3 middle fingers to lips then hold it out to him)

(With Annie, Jordan, and Lia)
(Lia is pinning Annie to the wall)
Lia: Now let me ask آپ this again, why were آپ spying on us!?!? I won fare and square!!
Annie: I- I know but-
Jordan: GIRLS! Calm down! Okay. We can all find the gilded Chris awards together... all 3 of us. Sound good?
Lia and Annie: Fine.
Jordan: Now let's go.
Annie: Okay. But where do we look first?
(Fawn runs in carrying the Gilded Chris award Layla and Jason follow then Blake and Ashley follow)
Layla: Get back here Lesbian!
Fawn: NO!
Lia: Is that the gilded Chris award?
Jordan: It is!
Annie: Let's go!
(Lia, Jordan, and Lia chase after Fawn)

(Vents)
Garrett: Got any plans yet?
Lily (Phoenix): I might've if you'd stop rushing me.
Garrett: What ever.
(Lance quietly crawls up)
Lily (Phoenix): I got it! (Takes shoe off and throws it in the پرستار and the پرستار stops)
Garrett: YES!
Lily (Phoenix): (crawls over and grabs the gilded Chris award) We got it!
Garrett: Let's go!
(Garrett and Lance turn around and see Lance)
Lance: آپ can go. If آپ give me the gilded Chris award.
Lily (Phoenix): No way! (Whispers something in Garrett's ear)
Garrett: Okay. (Runs over Lance)
Lily (Phoenix): Go along! (throws the Gilded Chris award and it goes over Garrett's head and starts rolling through the vents)
Garrett: Oh no! (crawls after it)
(Lance crawls after it then Lily)
(Hallway under the vents)
Maylene: (skipping through then the gilded Chris award falls in her bag) Skippy. Skippy. Skip. (exits skipping)
Garrett: Oh no!
Lance: Maylene's got the gilded Chris award!
Lily (Phoenix): Get 'er!
(Garrett, Lance, and Lily have a hard time getting out)
Garrett: اقدام over!
Lance: No you!
Lily: Ladies first!!

(Aftermath stage)
Rochelle: I win!
Amber: Crap.
(Maylene skips in)
Maylene: Skippy. Skippy. Skip. Oh hi guys!
Amber: ارے Maylene.
Rochelle: What up?
Maylene: Oh... nothing much.
(Amber see's the gilded Chris award in Maylene's bag)
(Lance, Lily, and Garrett enter)
Amber: And Maylene's the first one to return to the show!
Lance, Lily, and Garrett: NO!
Rochelle: who will be the other? Find out after these messages!

(Aftermath stage)
Maylene: Can I got skip now?
Rochelle: No. no. Sit with us.
Maylene: Can we tell stories?
Amber: Sure....
Maylene: Okay. Just no scary stories. They scare me.
Rochelle: okay.
Amber: Lily, Garrett, Lance. Aren't آپ guys going to try to find the other one?
Lily (Phoenix): Who's Lily?
Amber: (sigh) Phoenix, Garrett, and Lance. Aren't آپ guys going to try to find the other one?
Garrett: Oh right!
Lily (Phoenix): Let's go!

(Hallways)
Joss: So while Lance is stuck in the air vent finding nothing, I'll go find that Gilded Chris award myself... but where is it?
(Fawn runs in)
Fawn: Joss!
Joss: Oh ارے Fawn..
Fawn: Hold this for me! (hands Joss the gilded Chris award) Their after me! (Runs out)
Joss: Wait what?!
(Layla, Jason, Blake, Jordan, Annie, Lia, and Ashley run in)
Layla: He's got the Gilded Chris award!
Ashley: After him!
Joss: Oh no! (runs off and Layla, Jason, Blake, Jordan, Annie, Lia, and Ashley follow)
Fawn: (comes out of hiding) hehe. Now his the one being chanced... NOW HIS THE ONE WITH THE GILDED CHRIS AWARD!!!! Oh Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! When am I going to learn how to think before I act??! (runs after Joss)

(With Alice and Robert)
Alice: We've looked everywhere. Where is it?
Robert: No idea.
(Joss runs by)
Alice: Did Joss have the gilded Chris award?
(Layla, Jason, Blake, Jordan, Annie, Lia, Ashley and ہلکی پیلے, گڑگڑانا run by)
Robert: Think so.
Alice: Let's go!
(Robert and Alice chase after Joss)

(With Garrett, Lily, and Lance)
Garrett: Oh Gilded Chris award, come out come out where ever آپ are.
(Joss runs سے طرف کی followed سے طرف کی Layla, Jason, Blake, Ashley, Jordan, Annie, Lia, Ashley, and Fawn)
Joss: You'll never get it!
Garrett: I have to admit, I didn't think that would work.
(Garrett, Lily, and Lance chase after Joss)

(Aftermath Stage)
Maylene: And then, me and my dog, Toto, were in some strange place. And I'm all like 'I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.' And then-
Amber: And here they come! Who will پار, صلیب the finish line with the Gilded Chris award first?
Ashley: Blakey Snowflakey, even if we don't go to the دکھائیں again. I'm happy I'm with you.
Blake: NOOOOO!!! (runs super fast and pushes everyone out of his way and Tackles Joss grabbing the Gilded Chris award and Joss is still holding it to and the slide pass the finish line)
Rochelle: And It's a tie!
Blake: So what does that mean?
Amber: That means 3 people are returning. Maylene, Joss, and Blake. Congratulations! آپ guys are returning!
Maylene, Joss, and Blake: YAY!
Maylene: YIPPE YIPPE YIPPE!!!
Amber: And what will happen اگلے time on-
Rochelle: Total-
Amber: Drama-
Amber and Rochelle: Reality Check!

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Congratulations PhoenixRoyal and Ninjacupcake88 for your character's return!
Chris: welcome to the most fast paced and action packed دکھائیں on tv to تاریخ TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULES!!!!

Chris: last time we saw trent booted out and he vowed revenge

Chris: so here is how the teams stand so far-

Team uno:

Owen
Duncan
Zoey
Penny
Sam

Team Dos:

Geoff
Raven
Annie
Harold
Terra

Chris: it will be one of the toughest challanges to date.

Chris: Cause our newest guest host is the insane, crazy and totally destructive host of his own tv shows. its KENNY ROGERS!!!

Kenny: ارے its good to be back on the tv place

Chris: yeah

Duncan: oh no not آپ again

Kenny: shut up *throws bottle at harold*

Harold: ahh my...
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Chris: Hey, again. It turns out the other contestants are all babies and decided not to come. So, we're gonna do the challenge today! Right after this, On Total Drama Bermuda Triangle!!

*Theme Song*

Chris: Hey, guys!

*Walks over to the campers*

Everyone: Hey.*So enthusiastic!*

Chris: What's wrong, آپ guys should be happy. آپ getta be on my NEW reality series!

Gwen: Give it a break, Chris. I've been on 4 SEASONS!! So shut it and maybe, just MAYBE, آپ might make it alive سے طرف کی the end of the season!!*Really Pissed*

Chris: Geez. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the بستر this morning! Well, better...
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"C'mon, Izzy! If we stop running, we'll never get out of here!" Sierra said, running as fast as her legs could carry her.
"But, Sierra-" Izzy said, but decided to leave her friend alone. "Let Sierra be Sierra.."
The two girls ran through the fields for an گھنٹہ and stopped for a drink. "Hey...now that I've stopped running, I wonder...where's Alejandro?" The crazy girl asked, and the superfan's face went pale.
"Crap!"

"Where are these 'Child Services' people coming?" Asked Courtney.
"Well, nobody's going to get caught, unless they happen to be out in the open..." Replied Chris.
"Esper کہا she found...
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The hallway blurred slightly as Alejandro struggled to run, having been seperated from Sierra and Izzy a while before. Voices rang in his head as he sprinted.
You can't run away, Alejandro.
You can't run from the past.
It's a part of you. آپ can't run away.

Seeing his vision's blurring increase, the arch villain stopped.
You can't forget, not now; it's your fault for spilling the beans.
All of a sudden, the scenery began to whirl around Alejandro as he fell to the ground with a groan. Everything seemed hopeless now, and it was all his fault.

"Some people in this world; I don't know who they think...
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posted by dxarmy423
Episode 1: Ezekiel was here

Characters:
Trent- Goku, Cody- Gohan, Old Justin- Master roshi, Courtney- Bulma, Ezekiel- Radditz, Tyler- Krillin, Geoff- Piccolo

*a remote field in the middle of nowhere*

*space ship crash lands*

Farmer: what the hell was that *runs to crater*
Ezekiel: *gets out of ship* damn I have to fix that auto pilot
Farmer: who are you? Get off my property?
Ezekiel: *turns on scouter* ha pathetic only a power level of 5
Farmer: I’m warning آپ alien I’ll shoot
Ezekiel: shut the f*** up *blows up farmer with energy blast*
Ezekiel: *looks around* I wonder where he could be *picks up...
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(A/N: Hey, this is dedicated to everyone who likes this and idea credit goes to tdafan121. Enjoy...)

-Alexis' P.O.V-

"Well, dont be too disappointed" my mother's smile faultered as i found the page i was looking for...

The Total Drama Wiki's Duncan-Courtney relationship page.

She stared at all the pictures and when i saw one, i let out a gasp.

She looked at that same picture and tears welled up in her eye's.

The picture was from an episode called "Basic Straining"

I couldn't tear my eye's away.

She looked so happy, so... just not how she is with Dad.

Duncan looks alot like Monroe.

Too alike.

I wonder...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
Name: Izzy

Likes: Burning things

Dislikes: Being rejected سے طرف کی boys that she's stalking

Known For: Howling at the full moon

Why TDI?: Willing to do whatever it takes to win, even camp out on the producers doorstep

Izzy has been described سے طرف کی those who know her a a "wingnut", a "phsycho hosebeast", and "some kind of crazy". For as long as she can remember, she's been a big پرستار of "the witching hour". Her parents once awoke at midnight to find 1 سال old Izzy shaking the bars of her crib, and howling at the full moon. They soothed her back to sleep with her پسندیدہ lullabies - horror movie soundtracks;...
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I decided to throw in a couple of new people..

"Ranma? How long until we get there?" Yuri pestered her brother as he drove to Niagara Falls.
Ranma looked back. "How would I know?!" Ranma groaned, then winked at Sofie. "If she asks, though, I might consider telling her."
Sofie looked down and blushed. "How long until we get there?" she asked nervously.
From the steering wheel came Ranma's laugh. "Like, ten minutes?"

Yuri scowled. "You told her? RANMA. I was the one who کہا آپ could come with us."
Penny and Christy nodded in unison. "Yeaahhhh, she did," they chorused.
Sofie said, "That was a good...
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 Courtney and Trent. Aren't they perfect together?
Courtney and Trent. Aren't they perfect together?
(This begins somewhere between Izzy's 2nd elimination and After The Dock Of Shame and ends at TDDDDI. POV of Courtney.)
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Izzy just got off the کشتی after being eliminated for the سیکنڈ time and yet was still all smiles. That girl is nutso. I was swimming in the deeper end of the pool, thinking about Duncan as usual. When I came up for air, someone کبوتر in, splashing me. I didn't care, because I was already wet, but still kinda peeved. The person came up infront of me. It was Trent. Considering I could care less about that guy, I swam away....
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 lol
lol
~Duncan's P.O.V.~
YES!!! i can finally say stuff to her without her shouting at me! Though i do kinda miss the old Courtney...

~Courtney's P.O.V.~
Duncan's room was painted bright green. there were skulls carved EVERYWHERE and the bedcovers were green. the bedside میز, جدول was green, the lamp was green, the desklamp was green, one green beanbag and another red one sat in front of a TV. everything else was either black, white یا dark brown.

i sat down on a beanbag and turned on the TV. i put on Canada's اگلے سب, سب سے اوپر Model.

'NOOOOOOOOOO!!!' Duncan groaned. he turned the satellite off and put a DVD on. 'you...
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Trent is a casual musician who tends to get along with everyone. When Trent is not working on his music, he is seen working on motorcycles (though he never made it to the motocross challenge in That's Off the Chain!). His dream is to one دن have his own motorcycle shop, although his father wishes for him to become an accountant, to which Trent is vehemently against. Overall, Trent treated nearly everyone fairly and equally, which made him a very likable competitor for the other campers. He was even seen able to get along with Chris at times. Throughout Total Drama Island, Trent is also known...
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posted by potterandtdi
I sat on my bed, waiting for Emma یا Nikole to call. I wanted something to entertain me. My cat, Bluestar was there, but I couldn't talk to her. I looked through my sketchbook. I found a couple of sketches, but oddly, there was a picture of Duncan. Underneath was a note. I pulled the note off:

Hey babe. Bet you've been miserable without me. I bet you're praying to god that I'm not taken. I'm not. I will see you-

It was cut off. I relaxed a little, then decided to go to bed. I put on my pajamas, then went to bed.


I woke اگلے morning in a bundle of warmth. The warmth oddly smelled of wet dogs and-...
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posted by TOTALFan
 Katie and Sadie moment.
Katie and Sadie moment.
Christy got up from the درخت and walked over to Trevor, Ronnie, Sumer and Raiynie and Paige.

Christy:"What's goin' on here?"

Trevor:"There just spreading rumors, that's all."

Ronnie:"We are not spreading rumors Christy!We're just talking."

Paige:"More like gossiping."
Ronnie looked at Paige like What the heck!

Sumer:"Listen Trevor and Christy, we all know آپ guy's like each-other.ADMIT IT."

Christy:"Well, maybe we just want to take it slow."
She کہا crossing her arms.

Trevor:"Wait...did آپ admit to liking me?"

Christy:*sigh*"Yes Trevor, yes."She کہا looking at the ground.

Ronnie:"See!. We're not...
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posted by KARIxTRENT
chris:your challangee:
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed سے طرف کی the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the کشتی to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by KARIxTRENT
chris:last time on tdc the guests were FINNALLY on a boat!
kari was sleeping on trents chest.
(hell wish I could do that in REAL life)
chris had a foghorn he used to wake them up.
everyone woke up and looked groggy.
chris:time to take off!
(chef set off the anchor and سے طرف کی accident was left behind)
kari:eh no big loss.
confessions of kari:
now we wont have to deal with his food.
(she shrugged)
chef:peh now atleast I can take my vacation.
(he put a hula سکرٹ, گھیرنا on)
everyone was laying back chillin' until the hit a bump.
trent almost flew off but kari caught him and he landed on سب, سب سے اوپر of her they shrugged and made...
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posted by Lolly4me2
Click.
I turned from song to song on my iPod, searching for my row of Ranma 1/2 themes. When I found my mind-requested tune, I began to sing the Japanese to English translation.

"No way! No way! Even if it's all up to me.
No way! No way! Will I ever give up.
In this whole wide world.
Your the only "you".
Walking along the beach.
In the sunshine.
(Beneath) the extended,
Para, para, parasol!
It's like there's a cleansing wind in my heart.
Blowing those gloomy thoughts right out.
Whoa-ho! My fingers tremble.
Whoa-ho! My face grows warm.
It's the first step, no doubt; it's love--"

I hooked the earphone away and...
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Bullets tore at Duncan’s شرٹ, قمیض as he sprinted across the warehouse. But he was sure none of them pierced his flesh, since he would have known about it… Unless he was just numb to the pain. Duncan tended to block the pain out when he was concentrating really hard. He finally made it safely across the room, and he didn’t bother checking the doorknob. He knew it was locked.

So, instead, Duncan flipped the gun in his hand so that he was holding the barrel. He reared his arm back and smashed the butt of the gun through the non-bulletproof window. Glass sprayed everywhere, slicing into his cheeks...
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Realization and Diseases


He stared.

She glared.

That rhymed.

Courtney sighed irritably and took a couple of deep breaths. It was useless; it didn’t calm her down. Nothing could calm her down right now.

Duncan kept staring at Courtney, a smirk growing on his mouth. It was a slow day, and he was so bored—what better way than to aggravate Courtney?

Courtney couldn’t take it anymore. She groaned aloud and slammed her hands on the counter.

“If no one enters this damn coffee shop, یا so help me, I will murder the first person I see!” she shouted. She glared harshly at Duncan. “Which is you,”...
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Transvestites and The Hulk

Duncan walked to Starbucks for his first دن working at that place. He felt like walking there, because he hasn't exercised in a while—not that he needed to. And he needed to buy a motorcycle pronto.

Finally, he arrived at the mini Starbucks shop. There was a lot of people in there, obviously buying coffee and junk. Mostly all of them were business people.

Duncan grimaced; he hated business people. They were too uptight, and they just didn't know how to have fun. All they do is sit behind their little ڈیسک and do boring paperwork. Trent's dad was like that, but he...
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 Evil looks
Evil looks
Sorry about the wait!

Chris: Ok, to recap Lauren, Duncan, Dawn and Noah have invinsibility. So now on with the elimanation!

*On the field*

Chris: Remember, if آپ do not recive a bag of chips, your out!
Justin: *raises hand* Chris, i am strongly alergic to salt!
Lauren: mwahahahaha
Duncan: Haha! We don't care, dude!
Justin: *evil look*
Chris: Anyway ... the chips go to:

Lauren, Duncan, Dawn, Noah, Jared, Courtney, Sumer, Trent, Megan, Alex, Bridgette, Aydan, Geoff, Ashley, Amber, Andrea, Cody, Tyler, Harold, Domo and Bunny.

*gasp*

Sofie: Oh my goodness! Me in the bottem two?! GUYS!
Lauren: YAYS! SOFIES'...
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