Chris: Hey, again. It turns out the other contestants are all babies and decided not to come. So, we're gonna do the challenge today! Right after this, On Total Drama Bermuda Triangle!!

*Theme Song*

Chris: Hey, guys!

*Walks over to the campers*

Everyone: Hey.*So enthusiastic!*

Chris: What's wrong, آپ guys should be happy. آپ getta be on my NEW reality series!

Gwen: Give it a break, Chris. I've been on 4 SEASONS!! So shut it and maybe, just MAYBE, آپ might make it alive سے طرف کی the end of the season!!*Really Pissed*

Chris: Geez. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the بستر this morning! Well, better get happy. Today's our challenge! But first, Teams!

*Confessional*

Gwen: Chris is really pissing me off right now!! Why must he torture me??? GOD!!!

*End*

Everyone:*sighs*

Chris: OK. Team captain for team 1....Ramona! Team 2...Phil!

Ramona: Yay!!!

Phil: K. First, Gwen.

Gwen: Shoulda known...

Ramona: Daria.

Daria: Yes, I'm so relieved!!

Phil:Jared.

Jared: K, cool.

Ramona: Alana!

Alana: Ok.*whispers to Ramona* Pick Kierra, ok.

*Phil over hears Alana*

Phil: Ok, Kierra.

Alana: What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Phil: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

Ramona: Guys, guys!

P&A: Fine.

Ramona: K, looks like Jordan is the only one left, so Jordan!

Jordan: awesome.

Chris: Now, آپ guys make up a name for your team!

Team 1:*whispers*TEAM HOTTIES!!

Phil: Who thoughta that one??? (AHAHA)

Ramona: Daria. Why, gotta problem??

Phil: ACTUALLY YES! YA CREEPS! آپ GUYS ARE GODDAMN RETARDS AND-

Chris: PHIL!! No swearing on live television. Got it?

Phil: Dummy.

Team 2: TEAM AWESOME!!!!

Chris: K. Time for the challenge! Yay, I'm so excited!!!

*By Chris's jet*

Chris: Today your challenge is about skydiving. You're gonna have to jump outta a plane with one parachute attached to both of you.

Mayla: Are we, like, مزید special than the other campers یا something..?*points at jet*

Chris: Ooooh. آپ think you're jumping from that! No, no, it's on that!

*TDWT's old airplane*

Kierra: Not surprised...

Chris: What's that s'posed to mean?

Kierra: Nothing, Chris, just nothing.

*Confessional*

Kierra: OF COURSE THAT SHIT JERK GOES AND DOES THAT! DUH!*Hits head* OF COURSE HE DOES! GOD I
FU#KING HATE HIM!!

Jared: God, Chris really is gonna wish he did not do anything....*mysterious*

*End*

*Up in the air*

Daria: Do we really have to jump outta this plane..??

Jordan: Don't worry, Babe. I'll hold on to you.*tries to reach for her*

*Blank look on her face*

Daria: And how rich and helpful are you..?

Jared: آپ know what. nevermind, @#!%#.

Daria: WHAT DID آپ JUST CALL ME!!! *Kicks him in the croutch*

Jared: IWUHSJDN!! *in horrible pain*

Alana: Ok, so when are we gonna pick our partners already??

*Enters Chris*

Chris: Now!

Phil: God, finally.

Chris: Ok, first partners: Daria and Jordan!

*Confessional*

Jordan: SCORE!!!! Except I wish it was Bridgette...but I'm getting so antsy about the challenge!! NEVER BEEN ON A PLANE BEFORE!! What am I s'posed to do?? I can't look scared in front of a GIRL!!

*End*

Daria: God! Well, at least it's not Jared.

Chris: سیکنڈ pair: Ramona and Alana!

Alana: Well, at least it's a good pair!

Ramona: YEAH! *^_^*

Chris: Third: Phil and Gwen!

Gwen: WHAT?! SWITCH, SWITCH, SWITCH!!

Chris: Uh-uh! No switchy-switchies!

*Confessional*

Gwen: Really Chris?! Switchy-switchies???? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!

*End*

Chris: And last but not least: Kierra and Jared.

Jared: I'll have to deal with it.

Kierra: Whatev.

Chris: It's time!! How this is gonna work: rocks, food, and anything that can blow up will be thrown at آپ from my jet while آپ are falling. Your goal is to land on the target and get hit with the least amount of crap. How exciting!*Grins*

Daria: We're ready, Chris.

Jordan: Uhh...Yeah we're ready...!

*get pushed outta the door*

D&J: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan: OPEN UP THE PARACHUTE ALREADY!!!!

Daria: I'M TRYING! IT WONT BUDGE!!

*rock hits Daria in the head*

Daria: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan: GOD! ARE آپ OK?!

Daria: I guess!

*Jordan finally gets the parachute to open*

D&J: OHMYGOD!!

Daria: Don't worry! I know how to stear! I got it!

*They land safely on the target*

D&J: YES!!!!!!!!

*High-five*

Chris: Now, your's!

*Pushes them out*

R&A: AHHHHH!!!!! GOD GOD GOD!!

Alana: I got this ok!!

*pulls parachute out too early*

Ramona: NO!!! NOT-yet.....AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Fall to the ground covered with crap and in pain*

Ramona: WHY???? OUUUWCH!!!!!!!!!!

Alana: IT's your FAULT! Not MIne...

*Passes out from pain*

*plane*

Chris: Look! Chef was right yet again! Those contracts آپ guys signed really come in handy! NEXT!

*pushes out*

P&G: AHHHH!!!

Gwen: اقدام OUTTA THE WAY SO I CAN STEAR!!!

Phil: WHY DON'T YOU, SWEETHEART!!!

Gwen: YOU'RE JUST LIKE DUNCAN!! GOD!!!! I HATE YOU!!!

Phil: I DON'T REALY CARE RIGHT NOW WHEN I'M ABOUT TO DIE!!

Gwen: SHUT IT AND-

*Gets hit with food on chest*

Gwen: EWWWW!!!!

Phil: NOTHING PERSONAL, SWEETHEART, BUT آپ STINK LIKE DOG SHIT!!

Gwen: DON'T CARE!!!!!!!

*Land safely on target*

Gwen: Finally I can get away from you!!

*looks up*

Phil: Hey, I thought آپ didn't like me.*On tiop of her*

Gwen: EWW!!! *pushes him off*

Phil: I was just getting started though! (LOLZ)

Gwen: GOD! I HATE THIS FUCKING CAMP!!!

*plane*

Chris: K! Last campers!

*pushes out*

K&J: AHHHHH!!!!

Jared: Ya know what. Not too scary!

Kierra: WE'RE FALLING TO OUR DEATHS آپ MORON!!!!!

Jordan: ACTUALLY, YOU'RE RIGHT!!

Kierra: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!

*dodges food*

Kierra: THAT WAS CL-

*gets a racoon thrown at her*

Kierra: WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE'D THEY GETTA RACOON?!?!?!?!

*Land on shore*

Jordan: CRAP!! We didn't land on the target!

*Later back on the plane with Chris*

Chris: Hope آپ guys got woken up! That was only the first part of your challenge!

Everyone: HUH?!?!?!

Chris: just kidding!

*Confessional*

Jordan: آپ know what, I'm starting to like Kierra....But starting to hate Chris!

Phil: Dude, I landed on سب, سب سے اوپر of her! Best اقدام there is! And she yells at me to get off!! Ha, she thinks she's so cool and stuff god! That bitch!

Gwen: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT ASSHOLE?? He is pissing me off right now!!

*end*

Chris: K. Pair 1: آپ got hit سے طرف کی one object but landed on the target! +5 for target, -1 for object! So Pair 1: 4. Pair 2: +0, -0. 0. Pair 3: +5, -1. 4. Pair 4: +0, -1. -0. So looks like Pair 1 and 3 won! Both on different teams, so tonight, no team is safe!!

Everyone: AUUUGH! WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG?!?!?!

*starts raining*

UGHHH!!!

Chris: K, well see ya in a bit after the cast votes. what else can go wrong on the اگلے epoisode of Total Drama Bermuda TRIANGLE!!!!!!!
(sorry, Mayla had to sit this challenge out because she had a funeral to go to but will be back in the اگلے episode)
To Be Continued....Scroll down....


If آپ participate in TDBT then here is everyone there is to vote out:

Ramona
Gwen
Phil
Jared
Jordan
Daria
Alana
Kierra
Mayla

All u have to do is send me a message of who u vote out!