Demotivational poster

Matt: Welcome back! We are at the elimination ceremony and I have the ووٹ I’m my hand…and the complete loser who is going ہوم tonight is…Courtney.
Courtney: Fine, I don’t need this place!!! I was a C.I.T.!!!
Gwen: Shut the heck up and get the heck out of here!!
Dom: (Throws Courtney in a bag and throws her out into the wilderness) There, now, your اگلے challenge is to recite some of the Romeo and Juliet play.
Rochelle: (Winks at Dylan) I’m with Dylan!!
Matt: No آپ aren’t!!
Rochelle: What??
Dom: I picked the teams. I will put آپ with your partner. Alejandro, آپ are with Sammy. Justin,...

Matt: Hello there, I am Matthew Bellamy, and this is my good friend-
Dom: Dominic Howard.
Matt: Yes, Erm…welcome to Total…Drama…Next Generation. Our contestants are here!! Here is Zelda.
Zelda: Hi there!!!
Matt: And here-
Dom: Let me say something…
Matt: Please excuse Dom's immature behavior…
Dom: آپ never let me fin-
Matt: Here is Rochelle.
Rochelle: Hi there, I’m ready to beat all!!!!
Dom: Here is-
Matt: Jake.
Dom: (Tackles Matt) I’m going to tell Mexican Jesus if آپ don’t let me talk!!!
Matt: (Gasps) ok fine.
Dom: Here is Alejandra.
Matt: Brittany, Hannah, Penny, Nicole, and Sammy are...

It was 5:00 in the morning,there was peace..or was there?

eva:wake up moron!!!
geoof:not from you!
duncan:eva eva eva go slow like this,WAKE UP یا ILL POUND ON YOUR FACE!
geoff:im comin*comes out of بستر without pants**goes back*pants
duncan:hurry up!
geoff:what may be the reason that آپ woke me up at*looks at watch*5:00 am?
duncan:its--its--
eva:izzys house is on fire!!,ohh and duncan i forgot tell آپ something worse
duncan:what could posibly be worse?
eva:courtney was there
duncan:ahhhh!!!not princess!! lets run!
geoff:lets go!
THEY GET TO IZZY'S HOUSE AND SEE EVERYONE TRYING TO FIND IZZY...
trent:*hands...

It was almost 12:00pm, and I still hadn't had anything to eat. I was weak, lying with my face to the table... very quiet and still in my Haruhi Suzumiya PJ's.
"Ugh.." I groaned, moving my head slightly. The باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ at Eastlake Collage, was big. Made for many collage students to be there at one time. Unfortunately, those students were off enjoying their weekend while I sat in hear listening to the tick of the clock, and my own stomach. I fell asleep down here last night... all I remember was walking down the stairs from my dorm, tripping, then landing on the floor. When the first light flooded...