April 4, 2009
Hey. Today I snuck out to a party. Good, right. WRONG. I landed right in the middle of an old lady's 112th birthday party! "H-hey....so, uh, how's the tea?" I کہا as soon as I realized it. The old ladies stared at me, eitheir pissed یا confused. One of them said, "Shouldn't آپ be at one of those hard rock کنسرٹ thingies?" Here's when it started to get embarassing. "I...I...wh-what's a rock concert..?" I mumbled. DAMN!! I HATE it when I mumble. I also hate it when I sound dramatic, 'cause it 'aint me! I prepared to leave, but my right leg didn't move, and I landed on the table,...
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