Alejandro's Journal
Season 3 might have been a heartthrob, but at least I got away from Heather's mean ass. I-I can't believe that she would kick me in the balls just for the $1,000,000. What the hell was she thinking? Over the last two weeks, I have forgotten about her and erased the competition from my head. During that time, I've met a new beautiful girl. She was smokin' hot with a red hot dress, with hoop earrings and red high heels and was about 5'2. Her name was Susan Benthal. She told me how she came to town and how she had a massive time getting some shitass movers to pack up her stuff. They were so dumb that Susan had the right to kick them in the balls. When I met her that day, I asked her how does she stay so beautiful. She told me that the secret to staying beautiful is سے طرف کی letting people think that you're a hot stewardess and have nice hair and can strip so hard that men would want to have sex with you. Heather couldn't do none of that shit and she has no damn taste! This woman had everything, the clothes, awesome stripping, and a perfectly good sex license. I would want to do stuff to her. I would, I would take her to my house and have her tear me up, hard. She had invited me to where she's stripping, The Blue Frog. It's a bar where sexy women would get up on a stage and entertain men like they were never entertained before. I wanted to see this woman in action. Oh, my God, I couldn't wait!
Season 3 might have been a heartthrob, but at least I got away from Heather's mean ass. I-I can't believe that she would kick me in the balls just for the $1,000,000. What the hell was she thinking? Over the last two weeks, I have forgotten about her and erased the competition from my head. During that time, I've met a new beautiful girl. She was smokin' hot with a red hot dress, with hoop earrings and red high heels and was about 5'2. Her name was Susan Benthal. She told me how she came to town and how she had a massive time getting some shitass movers to pack up her stuff. They were so dumb that Susan had the right to kick them in the balls. When I met her that day, I asked her how does she stay so beautiful. She told me that the secret to staying beautiful is سے طرف کی letting people think that you're a hot stewardess and have nice hair and can strip so hard that men would want to have sex with you. Heather couldn't do none of that shit and she has no damn taste! This woman had everything, the clothes, awesome stripping, and a perfectly good sex license. I would want to do stuff to her. I would, I would take her to my house and have her tear me up, hard. She had invited me to where she's stripping, The Blue Frog. It's a bar where sexy women would get up on a stage and entertain men like they were never entertained before. I wanted to see this woman in action. Oh, my God, I couldn't wait!
Harold's Journal
After being voted off the game, I've decided to take مزید efficent actions in my spare time. I dreamed about being on Jersey Shore, and it had just came true. MTV was holding auditions for their new spin-off, "Jersey Shore: Off the Chain". Leshawna didn't care if I was on some show, she knew there was a piece of me inside of her. The night of the premiere was so intense I wasn't even sure what to do, but I gave it my best shot and nailed it out. Leshawna saw my performance and loved it.
After being voted off the game, I've decided to take مزید efficent actions in my spare time. I dreamed about being on Jersey Shore, and it had just came true. MTV was holding auditions for their new spin-off, "Jersey Shore: Off the Chain". Leshawna didn't care if I was on some show, she knew there was a piece of me inside of her. The night of the premiere was so intense I wasn't even sure what to do, but I gave it my best shot and nailed it out. Leshawna saw my performance and loved it.
Blaineley's Journal
I can't believe Chris. That stuck-up son of a کتیا, کتيا thinks he can vote me off, but that is so unfair! I was supposed to be the host! Me! Fuck him and his dumbass schemes. Last night, I had a vision in which I murdered Chris with a shotgun, and he fell off a cliff. I was like "Oh, my God, that is an awesome idea." I had announced it on "Celebrity Manhunt" and کہا that I wish Chris was dead. It was possible, but it was one thing I کہا insulting about Chris. I should kick his پچھواڑے, گدا hard!
I can't believe Chris. That stuck-up son of a کتیا, کتيا thinks he can vote me off, but that is so unfair! I was supposed to be the host! Me! Fuck him and his dumbass schemes. Last night, I had a vision in which I murdered Chris with a shotgun, and he fell off a cliff. I was like "Oh, my God, that is an awesome idea." I had announced it on "Celebrity Manhunt" and کہا that I wish Chris was dead. It was possible, but it was one thing I کہا insulting about Chris. I should kick his پچھواڑے, گدا hard!
