Johnny: (bursts into Brian's apartment) Heeeere's JOHNNY!
STARTS PLAYING RB ZOMBIE - SCUM OF THE EARTH
Johnny: (uses pistol begins dramatically shooting his way though his X brothers).
Johnny: (shoots a bunch of them).
Gunmen: (shoots at Johnny).
Johnny: (dodges and tackles the gunmen, and stabs him in the face with a knife).
Johnny: Brian! Come out and pla~ay!.. (shoots his way up the stairs).
Eventually both the song and battle both end.
Johnny: (shoots Brians last body guard and than corners Brian). Now your mine Jeremy!
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) آپ GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
Brian: (sighs). Fine.. But before I die, there's one مزید secret I feel I have to share with you...
Johnny: ... (lowers the gun) Fine, what is it?
Brian: ... (sighs) I did not care for The Godfather.
Johnny: ... What!?
Brian: Did not care for The Godfather.
Johnny: But it's so good!, It's like the perfect movie!
Brian: Everyone keeps saying that. But I just don't like it, okay.
Johnny: Explain yourself. What didn't آپ like about it!?
Billy: ... It insists upon itself.
Johnny: (getting angry) That's because it has a valid point to make, it's insisted!
Brian: Oh Please... It takes forever getting in; آپ spend like six and a half hours... آپ know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the movie. I've never seen the ending..
Johnny: (angrily) But how can آپ say آپ don't like it if آپ haven't even دیا it a chance!?
Billy: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs یا whatever..
Johnny: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene.
Brian: I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different language... آپ know, that's where I lose interest in it.
Johnny: (angrily) They're speaking Italian! The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; it's something آپ will NEVER understand because your an idiot!.
Brian: I love The Money Pit... That is my answer to that statement.
(long pause).
Johnny: (shoots Brian dead) Shut up Brian!
LATER:
Ashley: You're here. You're here. Oh man, Johnny!
Johnny: What's the matter, sugar?
Ashley: Oh, Johnny, I fucked up. I fucked up real bad.
Johnny: What'd آپ do?
Ashley I messed up, baby. Promise آپ won't be mad?
Johnny: Why, what'd آپ do?
Ashley I'm an addict. I need help.
Johnny: (loses patience) What the fuck did آپ do!?
Unnamed Russian: آپ must be Johnny.
Johnny: Who are you?
Unnamed Russian: My name is not important.
Johnny: What is this?
Unnamed Russian: Your woman here owes Dimitri Rascalov a lot of money.
Johnny: Okay.
Unnamed Russian: We need آپ to do us favor.
Johnny: What?
Unnamed Russian: We need آپ to kidnap someone for us.
Johnny: Well, I'm not in the kidnapping business, dude.
Unnamed Russian: And I'm not in the dude business, dude... آپ either do it, یا junkie gets killed. Not difficult decision, even for a man stuck in 1960s time warp... Besides., It's easy. آپ grab him and deliver him to warehouse off Lompoc in Bohan Industrial.
Johnny: And this'll pay off her debts?
Unnamed Russian: Well... it pays off interest.
Johnny: Wonderful.
Unnamed Russian: The name of the man we want is Roman Bellic.
Johnny: Yeah?
Unnamed Russian: He runs a cab business, but hangs around some backroom gambling place on Dillon سٹریٹ, گلی in Schottler.
Johnny: I got it.
Unnamed Russian: آپ find him, آپ take him... Now, run along.
Johnny: ... Ashley, آپ gotta stop fucking things up... Fuck!
Johnny: (calls Malc) Dude, آپ busy? I got something and I don't need it getting round the clubhouse. I'll owe you, brother.
Malc: What آپ need, Johnny?
Johnny: I need to snatch some guy, name of- uhh, Roman Bellic. Runs a cab firm, in debt to some Russians. آپ down? I'll pay. Malc Uhh, a'ight. I'm up on Y in Northwood. See آپ in a minute.
STARTS PLAYING RB ZOMBIE - SCUM OF THE EARTH
Johnny: (uses pistol begins dramatically shooting his way though his X brothers).
Johnny: (shoots a bunch of them).
Gunmen: (shoots at Johnny).
Johnny: (dodges and tackles the gunmen, and stabs him in the face with a knife).
Johnny: Brian! Come out and pla~ay!.. (shoots his way up the stairs).
Eventually both the song and battle both end.
Johnny: (shoots Brians last body guard and than corners Brian). Now your mine Jeremy!
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) آپ GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
Brian: (sighs). Fine.. But before I die, there's one مزید secret I feel I have to share with you...
Johnny: ... (lowers the gun) Fine, what is it?
Brian: ... (sighs) I did not care for The Godfather.
Johnny: ... What!?
Brian: Did not care for The Godfather.
Johnny: But it's so good!, It's like the perfect movie!
Brian: Everyone keeps saying that. But I just don't like it, okay.
Johnny: Explain yourself. What didn't آپ like about it!?
Billy: ... It insists upon itself.
Johnny: (getting angry) That's because it has a valid point to make, it's insisted!
Brian: Oh Please... It takes forever getting in; آپ spend like six and a half hours... آپ know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the movie. I've never seen the ending..
Johnny: (angrily) But how can آپ say آپ don't like it if آپ haven't even دیا it a chance!?
Billy: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs یا whatever..
Johnny: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene.
Brian: I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different language... آپ know, that's where I lose interest in it.
Johnny: (angrily) They're speaking Italian! The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; it's something آپ will NEVER understand because your an idiot!.
Brian: I love The Money Pit... That is my answer to that statement.
(long pause).
Johnny: (shoots Brian dead) Shut up Brian!
LATER:
Ashley: You're here. You're here. Oh man, Johnny!
Johnny: What's the matter, sugar?
Ashley: Oh, Johnny, I fucked up. I fucked up real bad.
Johnny: What'd آپ do?
Ashley I messed up, baby. Promise آپ won't be mad?
Johnny: Why, what'd آپ do?
Ashley I'm an addict. I need help.
Johnny: (loses patience) What the fuck did آپ do!?
Unnamed Russian: آپ must be Johnny.
Johnny: Who are you?
Unnamed Russian: My name is not important.
Johnny: What is this?
Unnamed Russian: Your woman here owes Dimitri Rascalov a lot of money.
Johnny: Okay.
Unnamed Russian: We need آپ to do us favor.
Johnny: What?
Unnamed Russian: We need آپ to kidnap someone for us.
Johnny: Well, I'm not in the kidnapping business, dude.
Unnamed Russian: And I'm not in the dude business, dude... آپ either do it, یا junkie gets killed. Not difficult decision, even for a man stuck in 1960s time warp... Besides., It's easy. آپ grab him and deliver him to warehouse off Lompoc in Bohan Industrial.
Johnny: And this'll pay off her debts?
Unnamed Russian: Well... it pays off interest.
Johnny: Wonderful.
Unnamed Russian: The name of the man we want is Roman Bellic.
Johnny: Yeah?
Unnamed Russian: He runs a cab business, but hangs around some backroom gambling place on Dillon سٹریٹ, گلی in Schottler.
Johnny: I got it.
Unnamed Russian: آپ find him, آپ take him... Now, run along.
Johnny: ... Ashley, آپ gotta stop fucking things up... Fuck!
Johnny: (calls Malc) Dude, آپ busy? I got something and I don't need it getting round the clubhouse. I'll owe you, brother.
Malc: What آپ need, Johnny?
Johnny: I need to snatch some guy, name of- uhh, Roman Bellic. Runs a cab firm, in debt to some Russians. آپ down? I'll pay. Malc Uhh, a'ight. I'm up on Y in Northwood. See آپ in a minute.
Roman: (meets Niko at the کشتی stop).
Niko: (stressed) What took آپ so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. آپ know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR آپ SING!
Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.
Roman: Do آپ think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and آپ won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come آپ with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought آپ had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are آپ talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! آپ DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. آپ KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
To be continued
Niko: (stressed) What took آپ so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. آپ know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR آپ SING!
Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.
Roman: Do آپ think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and آپ won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come آپ with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought آپ had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are آپ talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! آپ DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. آپ KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
To be continued
LATER:
Stretch: I am TOTALLY gonna betray Franklyn and Lamar, even though we grew up together.. Just makes it مزید fun that wa-
Packie: (holding double barrel shotgun). Yo Stretch..
Stretch: What do آپ wa- (gets a shotgun blast to the face, killing him).
Packie: Huh.. That was eas-
Voice 1: Oh my god! He killed Stretch!
Voice 2: The basterd!
Packie: (makes a run for it, but gets shot at, and has to run to cover).
Packie: Guess were doing this.. Time for some music!
Plays LINKIN PARK - ONE STEP CLOSER as Packie makes short work of his enemies.
The battle ending rather quickly, with Packie unharmed.
Packie: All done.. And did it all without backup.
قوس قزح Dash: (shows up, only to realize the battle is already over, and leaves again).
Packie: (radios Franklyn) ارے Frank.. Your pal Stretch ain't a problem no more.
Franklyn: Shit.. He weren't my pal, he was dude that jumped us homey.. Thanks.
To be continued
Stretch: I am TOTALLY gonna betray Franklyn and Lamar, even though we grew up together.. Just makes it مزید fun that wa-
Packie: (holding double barrel shotgun). Yo Stretch..
Stretch: What do آپ wa- (gets a shotgun blast to the face, killing him).
Packie: Huh.. That was eas-
Voice 1: Oh my god! He killed Stretch!
Voice 2: The basterd!
Packie: (makes a run for it, but gets shot at, and has to run to cover).
Packie: Guess were doing this.. Time for some music!
Plays LINKIN PARK - ONE STEP CLOSER as Packie makes short work of his enemies.
The battle ending rather quickly, with Packie unharmed.
Packie: All done.. And did it all without backup.
قوس قزح Dash: (shows up, only to realize the battle is already over, and leaves again).
Packie: (radios Franklyn) ارے Frank.. Your pal Stretch ain't a problem no more.
Franklyn: Shit.. He weren't my pal, he was dude that jumped us homey.. Thanks.
To be continued
I'll skip past the big battle.
It saddens me to do so. But don't have any ideas for it.
I'll skip to the execution scenes.
Frankyln blew up the car holding most of the Chinese guys.
Only ones left were the leader, and the Sgt who took out Pinkie:
The leader: Yo! What the fu- (gets dramatically shot in the head and killed at the spot).
The Sgt: Man... Thank god that wasn't me!
Frankyln: Hahaha.. (points the gun) Your next!
The Sgt: WHAT THE HELL DID I DO!?
Franklyn: (angrily) Remember Pinkie!
The Sgt: Can't آپ take a joke!?
(long silence).
Franklyn: (shoots the Sgt in eye, like Niko dose to Vlad).
It saddens me to do so. But don't have any ideas for it.
I'll skip to the execution scenes.
Frankyln blew up the car holding most of the Chinese guys.
Only ones left were the leader, and the Sgt who took out Pinkie:
The leader: Yo! What the fu- (gets dramatically shot in the head and killed at the spot).
The Sgt: Man... Thank god that wasn't me!
Frankyln: Hahaha.. (points the gun) Your next!
The Sgt: WHAT THE HELL DID I DO!?
Franklyn: (angrily) Remember Pinkie!
The Sgt: Can't آپ take a joke!?
(long silence).
Franklyn: (shoots the Sgt in eye, like Niko dose to Vlad).
Franklyn: I better go call up Michal and Trevor.. Hopefully Michael dosen't do anything stupid before I get there.
Lester: Yes. Michael ALWAYS has a way of doing something stupid.
(Flashback):
Tombstone saying Carly Townley.
Amanda: (crying) She wasn't even a ماہ old.
Michael: I'm really sorry Amanda.. I just thought that if I shook her enough, she would stop crying... In a way I was right.
(End flashback):
Franklyn: ... Dosen't that joke seem a bit much.
Lester: Maybe. But she's already pregnant again.. It's like the forth time this happened.. They always just rename the new one Carly
Lester: Yes. Michael ALWAYS has a way of doing something stupid.
(Flashback):
Tombstone saying Carly Townley.
Amanda: (crying) She wasn't even a ماہ old.
Michael: I'm really sorry Amanda.. I just thought that if I shook her enough, she would stop crying... In a way I was right.
(End flashback):
Franklyn: ... Dosen't that joke seem a bit much.
Lester: Maybe. But she's already pregnant again.. It's like the forth time this happened.. They always just rename the new one Carly
While Packie ended up going another direction.
Pinkie and the main three ran into a chicken factory to escape tank fire.
Army man 1: Man. I am so bored.
Army man 2: Yes.. But those assholes are still out ther- (suddenly Pinkie comes up from behind and slices his throat in the same barbaric fashion as the Walking Dead scene).
Army man 1: HEY! (prepares to shoot her but Pinkie leaps onto him and repeatedly stabs him till he was long dead).
Trevor: (having witnessed the scene) Damn Pinkie.. I if wasn't already trying to get with that Mexican lady. I would fuck the blue streight outta your eyes.
Pinkie: That.. Is oddly flattering.
Michael: (mockingly) ارے love birds.. Can we please just keep moving.
I'll end the episode here..
Excited for the اگلے one..
Only have two episode left of the series. But there gonna try and be huge ones...
Pinkie and the main three ran into a chicken factory to escape tank fire.
Army man 1: Man. I am so bored.
Army man 2: Yes.. But those assholes are still out ther- (suddenly Pinkie comes up from behind and slices his throat in the same barbaric fashion as the Walking Dead scene).
Army man 1: HEY! (prepares to shoot her but Pinkie leaps onto him and repeatedly stabs him till he was long dead).
Trevor: (having witnessed the scene) Damn Pinkie.. I if wasn't already trying to get with that Mexican lady. I would fuck the blue streight outta your eyes.
Pinkie: That.. Is oddly flattering.
Michael: (mockingly) ارے love birds.. Can we please just keep moving.
I'll end the episode here..
Excited for the اگلے one..
Only have two episode left of the series. But there gonna try and be huge ones...
