دن 4
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jasper: *walkin down stairs in baggy pants, a شرٹ, قمیض and سونا chains*
I PARTY LIKE A VAMPIRE, PRAY IT LIKE A PREACHER, WALKIN DOWN STAIRS IN MY HUNDRED DOLLAR SNEAKERS
bella: jasper..what are آپ doing?
jasper: RAPPIN IN MY BAGGY PANTS AND WALKING DOWN THA STAIRS NOW TURN YO HEAD THA RITGH AND WATCH THAT BIG GUY BREAK IT DOWN *emmett is break dancing*
bob: ارے EVERBODY!
edward: BOB!!!!
bella: who the hell is bob?
edward: *starts to sing a song with bob* IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, WE'RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!
emmett: ugh! i hate that song. this is my song. "you get the best of both worlds, chill it out take it slow, then آپ rock out the show!*off-key*
jasper: OUCH آپ JUST BUSTED MY EAR DRUM آپ BIG GOOBER!
bob: sorry jazzy!!
bella: bob...are آپ gay?....
edward: bella! do آپ have no respect for the goofy goober club?
bob: yes indeed i am. *all the guys take one step away from him*
alice: EWWW THERE'S A HOMO IN THE HOUSE! EWWW
jasper: then why is the club called goofy goobers when آپ obviously dont have any manhood?
bob: CAUSE آپ GUYS ARE FINE!!
jasper: AHHH! *jumps on سب, سب سے اوپر of emmett* GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FAG!!
bob: come back babe!
jasper: AHHH! * screams like a girl* TAKE ALICE FIRST!
alice: WHAT?! *turns to bob*
STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN. I KNOW TYQUANDO!
bob: I KNOW HOMOQUANDO!
rosalie: AND I GONNA WHOOP YO ASS! (a/n:think about madea if آپ seen the movie)
bob: HAHAHA EDWARD I WANNA GO...SHOPPING! (a/n: think about the movie white chicks)
alice: AHHH ME TOO!
jasper: alice havent i always told آپ dont talk to homos? (a/n: we have nothing against homos)
alice: yes.... BUT I NEED A NEW THONG!
jasper: I GOT آپ BABE
alice: does that mean you're coming too?
jasper: hell naw i aint coming, that homo would be trying to touch my butt!
alice: fine i'll just get emmy to
emmett: YEA I'LL GO!
rose: the hell آپ will. you're gonna rub my feet
emmett:EEEWWWW BUT آپ HAVE HAVE BUNIONS AND TOES FUNGUS!
rosalie: well آپ have back achne
jasper: bb baby got backne (a/n: from another cinderella story haha)
bella: EWWW EMMETT, آپ HAD BACKNE? THATS SICK!
emmett: ugh* reaching towards his back*
bella can آپ pop this pimple? i cant reach it
bella: i'll go get my googles
edward: eww bella آپ better not. that gooey zit stuff will get all over the house
bella: but we use it for our paintball wars..
alice: ewww bob lets go. i dont want that nasty stuff on my prada dress. it stinks and the stain is VERY hard to get out.
jasper: hurry back
alice: love ya!
bob: love آپ too jazzy *blows kiss at him
jasper: *cringes*
rosalie: *walks down the stairs* oh man whose that bob guy cause he is CUTE
emmett: rose. hes gay
rosalie: oh....never mind.
jasper: ewww rose آپ are a homo lover
rosalie: I AM NOT!.....I JUST DIDNT KNOW...
edward: whatever rose has a thing for gay guys
rosalie: whatever *walks off*
bob: did she have a gender change?
emmett: hell naw thats my wife آپ fag!
bob: yea thats what آپ think
emmett: .....
bob: whats wrong emmett?
emmett: .... where did آپ come from anyway? i thought آپ was with alice.
bob: shh dont tell anybody but that girl is one freaky bitch
alice: ارے I HEARD THAT!!
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OOOOOH CLIFIE. plz tell me if آپ like it. and also if آپ would like for me to add anything to the story plz leave your ideas for me as تبصرے and i will try to add your ideas as soon as possible =)
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jasper: *walkin down stairs in baggy pants, a شرٹ, قمیض and سونا chains*
I PARTY LIKE A VAMPIRE, PRAY IT LIKE A PREACHER, WALKIN DOWN STAIRS IN MY HUNDRED DOLLAR SNEAKERS
bella: jasper..what are آپ doing?
jasper: RAPPIN IN MY BAGGY PANTS AND WALKING DOWN THA STAIRS NOW TURN YO HEAD THA RITGH AND WATCH THAT BIG GUY BREAK IT DOWN *emmett is break dancing*
bob: ارے EVERBODY!
edward: BOB!!!!
bella: who the hell is bob?
edward: *starts to sing a song with bob* IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, WE'RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!
emmett: ugh! i hate that song. this is my song. "you get the best of both worlds, chill it out take it slow, then آپ rock out the show!*off-key*
jasper: OUCH آپ JUST BUSTED MY EAR DRUM آپ BIG GOOBER!
bob: sorry jazzy!!
bella: bob...are آپ gay?....
edward: bella! do آپ have no respect for the goofy goober club?
bob: yes indeed i am. *all the guys take one step away from him*
alice: EWWW THERE'S A HOMO IN THE HOUSE! EWWW
jasper: then why is the club called goofy goobers when آپ obviously dont have any manhood?
bob: CAUSE آپ GUYS ARE FINE!!
jasper: AHHH! *jumps on سب, سب سے اوپر of emmett* GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FAG!!
bob: come back babe!
jasper: AHHH! * screams like a girl* TAKE ALICE FIRST!
alice: WHAT?! *turns to bob*
STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN. I KNOW TYQUANDO!
bob: I KNOW HOMOQUANDO!
rosalie: AND I GONNA WHOOP YO ASS! (a/n:think about madea if آپ seen the movie)
bob: HAHAHA EDWARD I WANNA GO...SHOPPING! (a/n: think about the movie white chicks)
alice: AHHH ME TOO!
jasper: alice havent i always told آپ dont talk to homos? (a/n: we have nothing against homos)
alice: yes.... BUT I NEED A NEW THONG!
jasper: I GOT آپ BABE
alice: does that mean you're coming too?
jasper: hell naw i aint coming, that homo would be trying to touch my butt!
alice: fine i'll just get emmy to
emmett: YEA I'LL GO!
rose: the hell آپ will. you're gonna rub my feet
emmett:EEEWWWW BUT آپ HAVE HAVE BUNIONS AND TOES FUNGUS!
rosalie: well آپ have back achne
jasper: bb baby got backne (a/n: from another cinderella story haha)
bella: EWWW EMMETT, آپ HAD BACKNE? THATS SICK!
emmett: ugh* reaching towards his back*
bella can آپ pop this pimple? i cant reach it
bella: i'll go get my googles
edward: eww bella آپ better not. that gooey zit stuff will get all over the house
bella: but we use it for our paintball wars..
alice: ewww bob lets go. i dont want that nasty stuff on my prada dress. it stinks and the stain is VERY hard to get out.
jasper: hurry back
alice: love ya!
bob: love آپ too jazzy *blows kiss at him
jasper: *cringes*
rosalie: *walks down the stairs* oh man whose that bob guy cause he is CUTE
emmett: rose. hes gay
rosalie: oh....never mind.
jasper: ewww rose آپ are a homo lover
rosalie: I AM NOT!.....I JUST DIDNT KNOW...
edward: whatever rose has a thing for gay guys
rosalie: whatever *walks off*
bob: did she have a gender change?
emmett: hell naw thats my wife آپ fag!
bob: yea thats what آپ think
emmett: .....
bob: whats wrong emmett?
emmett: .... where did آپ come from anyway? i thought آپ was with alice.
bob: shh dont tell anybody but that girl is one freaky bitch
alice: ارے I HEARD THAT!!
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OOOOOH CLIFIE. plz tell me if آپ like it. and also if آپ would like for me to add anything to the story plz leave your ideas for me as تبصرے and i will try to add your ideas as soon as possible =)