TWIHARD
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga سے طرف کی Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true love & love at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF آپ ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. آپ constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an گھنٹہ for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important دن of the week.
3. آپ dream of going to Forks, یا living in Forks.
4. آپ have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but آپ wish Vampires totally existed so آپ can marry one.
6. آپ refer to Twilight as "literary crack" یا a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied کہا literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your پسندیدہ fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your پسندیدہ flowers.
10. Whenever آپ hear "Girlfriend" سے طرف کی Avril Lavigne, آپ can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When آپ grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. آپ dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. آپ look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. آپ love running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. آپ hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. آپ dream about killing Bella so آپ can تاریخ Edward.
19. If آپ could have one wish, it would be that آپ were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. آپ hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All آپ want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. آپ have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so آپ can pretend your with Edward.
24. آپ have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, آپ have ordered مشروم, کھنبی ravioli and a coke.
26. آپ know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward چرا لیا, چوری کی his cookies.
27. All of your دوستوں think آپ need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with random strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. آپ are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace پروفائل is either dedicated to Twilight, یا has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, دیا yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. آپ enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since آپ know they are only taking out your پسندیدہ quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and آپ jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. آپ have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and آپ took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. آپ felt betrayed when آپ found out Edward would drive a hatchback کے, hatchback, دروازوں والی بيک instead of the s60 r.
40. آپ refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz یا Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, آپ are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause آپ want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga سے طرف کی Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true love & love at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF آپ ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. آپ constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an گھنٹہ for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important دن of the week.
3. آپ dream of going to Forks, یا living in Forks.
4. آپ have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but آپ wish Vampires totally existed so آپ can marry one.
6. آپ refer to Twilight as "literary crack" یا a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied کہا literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your پسندیدہ fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your پسندیدہ flowers.
10. Whenever آپ hear "Girlfriend" سے طرف کی Avril Lavigne, آپ can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When آپ grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. آپ dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. آپ look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. آپ love running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. آپ hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. آپ dream about killing Bella so آپ can تاریخ Edward.
19. If آپ could have one wish, it would be that آپ were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. آپ hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All آپ want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. آپ have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so آپ can pretend your with Edward.
24. آپ have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, آپ have ordered مشروم, کھنبی ravioli and a coke.
26. آپ know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward چرا لیا, چوری کی his cookies.
27. All of your دوستوں think آپ need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with random strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. آپ are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace پروفائل is either dedicated to Twilight, یا has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, دیا yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. آپ enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since آپ know they are only taking out your پسندیدہ quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and آپ jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. آپ have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and آپ took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. آپ felt betrayed when آپ found out Edward would drive a hatchback کے, hatchback, دروازوں والی بيک instead of the s60 r.
40. آپ refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz یا Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, آپ are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause آپ want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
ok so this is my first stoy so please تبصرہ and tell me if آپ want me to continue and if آپ have any ideas it would help.plz.=D
(bellas pov)
I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the اگلے thing i knew he was on سب, سب سے اوپر of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward کہا angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i کہا through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are آپ and what do آپ want!?!i asked hard.my name is جیسمین, یاسمین im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i کہا guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.
(bellas pov)
I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the اگلے thing i knew he was on سب, سب سے اوپر of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward کہا angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i کہا through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are آپ and what do آپ want!?!i asked hard.my name is جیسمین, یاسمین im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i کہا guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.