10: Sign him up for anger management.
…no one can deny he doesn’t need it
9: “Accidentally” sign him up for an Edward پرستار club. Force him to go to every single meeting.
8: Force him to play a game with آپ that آپ invented. Change the rules every 5 سیکنڈ so he loses.
7: دکھائیں him those love letters “Victoria” sent Edward.
6: Tell him Victoria likes men who wear tutus. Buy him one; get all offended when he doesn’t wear it. Start crying and don’t stop until he puts it on. Video tape him in it and send it to the Cullens’, the Volturi, the Quileutes, Victoria, etc.
5: Chase him around with garlic. Get Jacob Black to help.
4: lock him in a room with Edward, Jacob, Mike, etc and before آپ leave remind them about how James wanted to murder Bella. Watch the fun!
3: Give him a camera with no casette in it to film Bella in the ballet-studio.
2: Force him to read about his death in Twilight. Cry and then laugh under your breath. Make sure he hears both.
1: When he is making his evil plans to get Bella, randomly say things under your breath like “That’s not going to work!” یا “You’re funeral”, یا “A piece of cheese could come up with a plan مزید cunning than that.”
Another post day! This one might be shorter just cause i learned my دوستوں going into the army :(
-teamalice_0
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Sleep came peacefully, almost immediatley. Usually i dreamed about things I learned یا have seen but this دن was.. different. I saw people I have never met.
They were in groups of two, all but one, but seemed unified in a way. The two in the middle looked older, carmel hair and blonde, to their left was a huge weight lifting dude, a curvy blonde at his side, the other side of the middle were short pixie like and a blonde man. He seemed to be the odd one out. The one that seemed to stand alone yet not alone had copper hair like a penny. They all looked different too, but all inhumanly beautiful. The only simularities were their سونا eyes.
Never seen them, I would say maybe I would meet them but I cant ever see them Im blind and forever will be.
So who are they?
-teamalice_0
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Sleep came peacefully, almost immediatley. Usually i dreamed about things I learned یا have seen but this دن was.. different. I saw people I have never met.
They were in groups of two, all but one, but seemed unified in a way. The two in the middle looked older, carmel hair and blonde, to their left was a huge weight lifting dude, a curvy blonde at his side, the other side of the middle were short pixie like and a blonde man. He seemed to be the odd one out. The one that seemed to stand alone yet not alone had copper hair like a penny. They all looked different too, but all inhumanly beautiful. The only simularities were their سونا eyes.
Never seen them, I would say maybe I would meet them but I cant ever see them Im blind and forever will be.
So who are they?
