“Renesmee come hear Jacobs arrived”. I called after her,
She darted into the living room leaving everyone in her Renesmee sized درخت house.
“Hi Nessie, how are آپ today”. Jacob beamed to her, “Arrrrr… not Nessie Renesmee” Bella warned.
Renesmee was use to Bella reacting this way when Jacob called her Nessie so she just ignored her and concentrated on Jacob who had something raped up in his had.
“Ness… sorry Renesmee can آپ close you’re eyes please. Jacob asked
“Okay Jacob” Renesmee کہا wearily.
Jacob walked round Renesmee and placed a ہار around her neck.
“You can open you’re eyes now Nessie Jacob teased.
Renesmee popped her eyes open and Jacob turned her towards the mirror under the stairs and grinned a pleased grin.
The ہار had a silver chain and a silver sculpted بھیڑیا dangling of the end and on the بھیڑیا were the words
To precise to be exposed.
“I love it thank آپ very much Jacob” Renesmee chuckled.
“Charlie’s coming” I interrupted Jacob before he could say anything.
“Act human” Renesmee giggled everyone out side heard her and began laughing, Jacob swooped down to lift Renesmee up into a hug but she ran off shouting you’ll have to catch me first…
Ten منٹ later, Charlie’s car pulled up on to the drive to Charlie it was Renesmee’s thirteenth birthday; when ever she looked a سال older we کہا it was her birthday. It’s still quite easy to keep Charlie in the dark about us vampires.
Charlie walked through the door and instantly started to look for Renesmee.
“She’s through here Charlie” I assured him
“Oh good I need to give her, her present”.
“I’m coming gram par Charlie”. Renesmee danced through into the living room
Charlie swung open his arms for a cuddle and Renesmee ran striate into him with hers open too.
“Hears my little girl” Charlie echoed my thought.
There’s your present Nessie.
Bella snarled in response to what Charlie called Renesmee.
“What’s wrong with her” Charlie demanded
“Oh sorry dad I have a soar throat it’s pretty painful Bella lied.
Charlie’s gift to Renesmee was an empty mp4 player, it was a good thing Charlie got Renesmee another before I did, she was running out of space on the one I got her for Christmas.
After Charlie gave Renesmee her present, Renesmee insisted on دکھانا him the درخت house me, Emmett and Jasper built for her...
it had just turned ten o’clock and Charlie walked throw the back door, looking like it had just hit him, he had Renesmee cradled in his arms.
“I think آپ guys should take Nessie home, she’s had a long day, look at her”.
“Come on then Bella”. I pulled my self up slowly trying to seem like a tired human
I gently pulled Renesmee into my arms; all I could see in her head was bright colours and fuzzy colourful dots...
Charlie had leafed when we set off ہوم so he didn’t see us jump with out hesitation over the lake
Bella and I reached the cottage in seconds.
“Today went pretty well didn’t it? I’m really pleased with Renesmee.
“Me too, she’s our little angel”. I kissed Renesmee’s forehead as I spoke.
She’s the best accident ever” Bella beamed.
I place Renesmee into her بستر and took the بھیڑیا ہار of and drop it on the set of draws اگلے to the bed.
“Night, night little miracle”. I whisper into her ear.
She darted into the living room leaving everyone in her Renesmee sized درخت house.
“Hi Nessie, how are آپ today”. Jacob beamed to her, “Arrrrr… not Nessie Renesmee” Bella warned.
Renesmee was use to Bella reacting this way when Jacob called her Nessie so she just ignored her and concentrated on Jacob who had something raped up in his had.
“Ness… sorry Renesmee can آپ close you’re eyes please. Jacob asked
“Okay Jacob” Renesmee کہا wearily.
Jacob walked round Renesmee and placed a ہار around her neck.
“You can open you’re eyes now Nessie Jacob teased.
Renesmee popped her eyes open and Jacob turned her towards the mirror under the stairs and grinned a pleased grin.
The ہار had a silver chain and a silver sculpted بھیڑیا dangling of the end and on the بھیڑیا were the words
To precise to be exposed.
“I love it thank آپ very much Jacob” Renesmee chuckled.
“Charlie’s coming” I interrupted Jacob before he could say anything.
“Act human” Renesmee giggled everyone out side heard her and began laughing, Jacob swooped down to lift Renesmee up into a hug but she ran off shouting you’ll have to catch me first…
Ten منٹ later, Charlie’s car pulled up on to the drive to Charlie it was Renesmee’s thirteenth birthday; when ever she looked a سال older we کہا it was her birthday. It’s still quite easy to keep Charlie in the dark about us vampires.
Charlie walked through the door and instantly started to look for Renesmee.
“She’s through here Charlie” I assured him
“Oh good I need to give her, her present”.
“I’m coming gram par Charlie”. Renesmee danced through into the living room
Charlie swung open his arms for a cuddle and Renesmee ran striate into him with hers open too.
“Hears my little girl” Charlie echoed my thought.
There’s your present Nessie.
Bella snarled in response to what Charlie called Renesmee.
“What’s wrong with her” Charlie demanded
“Oh sorry dad I have a soar throat it’s pretty painful Bella lied.
Charlie’s gift to Renesmee was an empty mp4 player, it was a good thing Charlie got Renesmee another before I did, she was running out of space on the one I got her for Christmas.
After Charlie gave Renesmee her present, Renesmee insisted on دکھانا him the درخت house me, Emmett and Jasper built for her...
it had just turned ten o’clock and Charlie walked throw the back door, looking like it had just hit him, he had Renesmee cradled in his arms.
“I think آپ guys should take Nessie home, she’s had a long day, look at her”.
“Come on then Bella”. I pulled my self up slowly trying to seem like a tired human
I gently pulled Renesmee into my arms; all I could see in her head was bright colours and fuzzy colourful dots...
Charlie had leafed when we set off ہوم so he didn’t see us jump with out hesitation over the lake
Bella and I reached the cottage in seconds.
“Today went pretty well didn’t it? I’m really pleased with Renesmee.
“Me too, she’s our little angel”. I kissed Renesmee’s forehead as I spoke.
She’s the best accident ever” Bella beamed.
I place Renesmee into her بستر and took the بھیڑیا ہار of and drop it on the set of draws اگلے to the bed.
“Night, night little miracle”. I whisper into her ear.
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the دل with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the دل with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that آپ and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her آپ are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that آپ and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her آپ are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever آپ can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When آپ go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what آپ will be doing in five منٹ every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. میل ای her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever آپ can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When آپ go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what آپ will be doing in five منٹ every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. میل ای her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Kind of how i picture Heavenly
Jacob vs Edward
Thanks for reading!
Alice Cullen
