Sorry for the delay.
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I must have fallen asleep because when I woke up I was on the plane. “Did I fall asleep Jake?”

“Yes آپ did honey. Are آپ feeling ok?”

“I feel really sick” Suddenly I threw up basically everything that was in me. I stood up to go to the bathroom and collapsed.
I could hear voices. “Dude Bella’s pregnant”

“We do get into بستر together and we’re married. Did آپ forget that little fact Embry?”

“Can I sleep with her? Is she good in bed?”

“Lose it Embry you’re not sleeping with my wife”

“I would like to”

“He’s been thinking about that all day”

“Sam why’d آپ tell him that”

“You’ve been thinking about sleeping with my wife all day”

“Embry isn’t sleeping with her, I am”

“No you’re not Quil. Let me just set this straight, Bella is for me to sleep with and for me to sleep with only!”

“No fair!”

“Yes fair”

“Is she good in bed?”

“I’m not telling آپ that”

“Tell me یا I’ll beat آپ up and sleep with your wife”

“Yes she is good in بستر that would be why we’re still married and she’s the beautifulest women I ever met”

“Jake man loose the gooey romantic stuff”

“Just cos آپ don’t have a wife یا a girlfriend, leave me and my wife alone”

“Oooooo, آپ going all hard Jake”

“Will آپ please shut up Bella’s sleeping”

“I’m not actually, آپ woke me up and Jacob is very good in بستر سے طرف کی the way”

“Jake your wife just owned آپ and we’re not gay Bella”

“I think آپ should be”

“Thanks”