*The Breakfast Club*
Vomit is a color no-one likes.
They get sick.
They find out they’re…pregnant…
Carlisle: I found out why آپ are pregnant. I think آپ can get an abortion.
Alice: *focused on how she got pregnant* how did I get pregnant?
Carlisle: *rolls his eyes at the door* boys! Just come in.
Edward: *barges the door down* Thanks!
Jasper: ALICE! *runs over and grabs her hand*
Carlisle: آپ got pregnant because the last time یا so آپ fed it was a pregnant animal-the pregnancy genes somehow got into your body and that’s how آپ got pregnant.
Emmett: Isn’t that like…impossible?
Carlisle: *shakes head* No, Alice has proved it.
Alice: But then didn’t I need to have…sex?
Carlisle: *gags* yes, and I really wouldn’t like the details.
Alice: *looks over Jasper* that was fun *grins*
Edward: *screams* OH ALICE SHUT YOUR HEAD UP PLEASE…
Alice: *blushes* oh, sorry, Ed.
Edward: *calms* good.
Alice: *looks over at Jasper* what are we going to do?
Jasper: Whatever آپ wish.
Alice: *bites lip* if I had this baby would I survive?
Carlisle: Yes, I’m pretty sure. Do آپ want to?
Alice: *shrugs* how long can I decide?
Carlisle: *checks files in his hand* آپ have until Tuesday afternoon.
Alice: *nods* Alright.
Carlisle: *smiles and leaves the kids*
Alice: *sighs and sits down on her and Jazz’s bed* *groans*
Bella: *sits down اگلے to her* Ali…you have until Tuesday.
Alice: *looks up* Yeah, I noticed! And it’s Friday!
Alice: *gets mad* don’t tell me what to do, bitch! آپ people are assholes! آپ have NO idea what I am going through.
Bella: *gets mad* at least I’m not knocked up, slut!
Rosalie: Guys, calm down!
Alice: *stares at her, angry* you’re a bitch, Rosalie. Who in this shit house get EVERYTHING they want!
Rosalie: Who in this shit house gets knocked up? Like Bella said, slut!
Rosalie: Emmett stay out of this!!
Edward: *grabs Bella’s arm* Bella.
Bella: *screaming* STAY THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT!
Edward: *grabs Emmett and Jasper’s arms* come on. Let’s leave.
Jasper: *worried* I-I-I’m not sure that’s the b-b-best idea, E-E-Edward.
Edward: *grabs key and locks the door* Yep, it is.
Emmett: Dude, Jasper’s gotta point here. We might have to burry someone tonight.
Edward: If anything gets out of control we help. I’ve seen this a million times.
Jasper: Not with a pregnant girl, a human, and a beauty. It’s like the breakfast club.
Edward: 1. we’re in forks-not wherever Molly Ringwald was. 2. Its Bella. BELLA. BELLA. آپ know her. And 3. No jocks and no one eating 5 sandwiches, and pixie stixs. Oh yeah and… *thumps Jasper on the back of the head*
Jasper: *rubs back of head sarcastically* dude!
Alice: IDIOTS! OH MY GOD BELLA!
Rosalie: Don’t blame her!
Bella: Yeah, don’t blame us!
Alice: Oh shut up, Bella.
Bella: آپ shut up, bitch!
Rosalie: Both of آپ shut up!
Alice and Bella: *unison* NO!
Alice: *screams; but not because she’s mad*
Rosalie and Bella: *look at Alice* ALICE!
Alice: Ow! *crying*
What’s wrong with Alice? Will Rosalie and Bella agree forever? Will the guys form a breakfast club? *P.S: I love that movie! Go, Clare!* Will I ever own the Twi-character?
I already know the answer: NO!
But I like to play with them.