This is a passage from part of Kaleb's blog at "The Twilight Guy" website link The specific section of this post was taken from Kaleb's review of Chapter 20 link from Eclipse. I found this hilarious when I first came across it.
{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some writing done, when I overheard a conversation at the میز, جدول اگلے to me that went something like this:
Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?
Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.
-all guys murmur in unified agreement-
Guy 3: Yeah, they’re all way crazy over Edward Cullen.
-guys go silent-
Guy 2: Who’s Edward Cullen?
Guy 3, stammering: Oh, I, uh, I, uh, I read the first few pages. My sister had it. Uh. Uh.
Niccceeee. آپ don’t even see Edward’s name until page 20. Yet another closet TwilightGuy I’m guessing.}
So what do آپ think? What's your thoughts on this?
{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some writing done, when I overheard a conversation at the میز, جدول اگلے to me that went something like this:
Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?
Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.
-all guys murmur in unified agreement-
Guy 3: Yeah, they’re all way crazy over Edward Cullen.
-guys go silent-
Guy 2: Who’s Edward Cullen?
Guy 3, stammering: Oh, I, uh, I, uh, I read the first few pages. My sister had it. Uh. Uh.
Niccceeee. آپ don’t even see Edward’s name until page 20. Yet another closet TwilightGuy I’m guessing.}
So what do آپ think? What's your thoughts on this?
Yeah i get it its short Chibimoongirl leave the suspends
Renesmee's POV
I was walking to my parents meadow but i was wasnt paying attention to the beauty i was writing a poem:
A winter night,
Cold and harsh
He only holds me in his too hot hands
Our love is like a blooming rose
Only ten times faster
And مزید sweeter
He disolves in darkness,
My handsome knight is gone
But he doesnt come back
LIke i thought he would
Back to the meadow
Here I am
Flowers growing so vibrantly
But my meadow is gone
And so is he.
I was so deep inside this poem like it was worth everything to me. But at the same time i was listening to my آئی پوڈ, ipod the song was My Immortal سے طرف کی Evanescence and it just reminded me of him. I heard noises even with the موسیقی on full blast but i didnt care i just sat there waiting for sleepiness take over me. But the pain of staining in my دل was just to much and i saw bare feet in front of me.
Renesmee's POV
I was walking to my parents meadow but i was wasnt paying attention to the beauty i was writing a poem:
A winter night,
Cold and harsh
He only holds me in his too hot hands
Our love is like a blooming rose
Only ten times faster
And مزید sweeter
He disolves in darkness,
My handsome knight is gone
But he doesnt come back
LIke i thought he would
Back to the meadow
Here I am
Flowers growing so vibrantly
But my meadow is gone
And so is he.
I was so deep inside this poem like it was worth everything to me. But at the same time i was listening to my آئی پوڈ, ipod the song was My Immortal سے طرف کی Evanescence and it just reminded me of him. I heard noises even with the موسیقی on full blast but i didnt care i just sat there waiting for sleepiness take over me. But the pain of staining in my دل was just to much and i saw bare feet in front of me.