This is a passage from part of Kaleb's blog at "The Twilight Guy" website link The specific section of this post was taken from Kaleb's review of Chapter 20 link from Eclipse. I found this hilarious when I first came across it.
{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some writing done, when I overheard a conversation at the میز, جدول اگلے to me that went something like this:
Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?
Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.
-all guys murmur in unified agreement-
Guy 3: Yeah, they’re all way crazy over Edward Cullen.
-guys go silent-
Guy 2: Who’s Edward Cullen?
Guy 3, stammering: Oh, I, uh, I, uh, I read the first few pages. My sister had it. Uh. Uh.
Niccceeee. آپ don’t even see Edward’s name until page 20. Yet another closet TwilightGuy I’m guessing.}
So what do آپ think? What's your thoughts on this?
{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some writing done, when I overheard a conversation at the میز, جدول اگلے to me that went something like this:
Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?
Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.
-all guys murmur in unified agreement-
Guy 3: Yeah, they’re all way crazy over Edward Cullen.
-guys go silent-
Guy 2: Who’s Edward Cullen?
Guy 3, stammering: Oh, I, uh, I, uh, I read the first few pages. My sister had it. Uh. Uh.
Niccceeee. آپ don’t even see Edward’s name until page 20. Yet another closet TwilightGuy I’m guessing.}
So what do آپ think? What's your thoughts on this?
And I Care Why?
By: moolah
Chapter Three
(Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s)
(Normal Pairings, all HUMAN!!)
Bella’s P.O.V:
“Bella, could I talk to you?” Alice asks, setting down her glass of لیمونیڈ, لمنڈ on the میز, جدول beside Rosalie’s. I nod and smile at Rosalie reassuringly. Alice takes me to the bathroom and says, “You need to tell him tonight.” “Why? He hates me.” Alice hits me on the hand. “He doesn’t hate you. Why do آپ think that?” I shrug. I do not want to have this conversation. “Alice, can we talk about this later?” “No.” She answers....
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By: moolah
Chapter Three
(Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s)
(Normal Pairings, all HUMAN!!)
Bella’s P.O.V:
“Bella, could I talk to you?” Alice asks, setting down her glass of لیمونیڈ, لمنڈ on the میز, جدول beside Rosalie’s. I nod and smile at Rosalie reassuringly. Alice takes me to the bathroom and says, “You need to tell him tonight.” “Why? He hates me.” Alice hits me on the hand. “He doesn’t hate you. Why do آپ think that?” I shrug. I do not want to have this conversation. “Alice, can we talk about this later?” “No.” She answers....
Guess What?????
I have the Alice Cullen hairstyle after after waiting agesssssssss. I'm soooooooooo happy. Everyone likes it and they are calling me alice at school as they know how obssessed with Twilight I am.
:)
I hope Twilight Eclipse is good, not long before thats coming out at the cinemas lol. Bring on the Vampires lol(and werewolves).
I have bopth DVD'S lol Twilight annnnnd Newmoon.
PS those who have read my Alice Cullen Story fanfic, Sorry I haven't been on here for a while.
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I have the Alice Cullen hairstyle after after waiting agesssssssss. I'm soooooooooo happy. Everyone likes it and they are calling me alice at school as they know how obssessed with Twilight I am.
:)
I hope Twilight Eclipse is good, not long before thats coming out at the cinemas lol. Bring on the Vampires lol(and werewolves).
I have bopth DVD'S lol Twilight annnnnd Newmoon.
PS those who have read my Alice Cullen Story fanfic, Sorry I haven't been on here for a while.
link
I think Bella is a wonderfull girl and people should be مزید like her. She is relly nice and only wants good for the others....
Remember in Twilight she کہا to Edward that she came to Forks , even thogh she doesnt like it,just to make her mother happy with Phil. After that how can آپ say she is a bad girl? These people just dont read the book carefully, probably flip throught the pages!
Well this is what i think....please leave a تبصرہ on what آپ think.
Thankx!
*before i had obay...but people asked why.. so i changed it :D
