I loved most of the "qoutes if the day", especially:
Edward: "Oops"
Emmett: "Oooo, scary."

Out of the book I liked lots of qoutes.

Edward: "Um ... carefully, Bella. Ow."

All the jokes about the blondes.

"'It's a little dense, don't you think, to antagonize the strongest vampire in the house?'
Emmett threw his head back and snorted. 'PLEASE!'
[...]
I took a deep breath. 'Emmett, how do you feel about a little bet?'
He was on his feet at once. 'Awesome. Bring it.'"

I loved all the jokes about blondes! LOL

"It's about time someone scored around here"
LOL. I love Emmett.

i love re reading the part when bella is having renesmee adn then when she is burning and the part when she is finally out of pain..

all of my favorite quotes are within those pages.

i love all the blonde jokes too!!
and everything emmett says!!! especially when he talks about bella's sex life lol...thats funny!!!

I love all the jabs Emmett made about Bella and Edwards sex life! THey made me laugh sooo much! I also loce the bit where they're stating the terms of the bet and he says something like, "I win and its going to get alot worse". Emmett cracks me up every time!

I love the bit right at the end when Bella's letting Edward read her mind and he slips up the second time ane he says Damn it. I dont know why I like that bit but I think it's so romantic.

the blonde jokes!!!!!!!!!
nd thew dog bowl bit

Emmett: "So it's still standing? I would've thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?"

haha
i love emmett :)

emmett rules!!!!!!!!!!

Emmett: "You gonna back down so easy, little sister?. Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn't have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?"

Gotta love Emmett!! :D

Emmett, "bout time somebody scored around here" and all the little innuendos!
Emmett rocks!

There are a lot of funny quotes in it (:
You're all right - Gotta love Emmett.

But one of my favorits ones is..
- It was like I had been born to be a vampire. The idea made me want to laught, but it also made me want to sing. I had found my true place in the world, the place i fit, the place i shined.

^ I love that one (:

Emmett: "I still say we should go straight to New Hampshire and get things set up. Bella's already registered at Dartmouth. Doesn't look like it will take her all that long to be able to handle school. I’m sure you'll ace your classes... apparently there's nothing interesting for you to do at night besides study."

Can't get enough Emmett!!!

triineA i loved it when bella said that!
.... god i wish i could feel like that

all the blonde jokes and everything emmet the jokes about time somebody scored around here ect... verry funny i love emmet hes soo funny

Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."

Emmett: So it's still standing? I would've thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?

Edward: enjoying the party mrs. cullen????

all the blonde jokes!!!!!!! and of course every single word from emmet!!! i just love him!!!

Seth and jake:
S:"mayb we shood start thinking sumthing like 'we cum in peace'"
J:"go for it"
S:"edward? Edward, u there? okay, now i feel kinda stupid."
J:"you sound stupid too."

^lol i luv that!!!

and i like the titles of the jacob chapters!!! LMAO!!!!

edward: Um . . . carefully, Bella. Ow.

I also loved all of the titles of the Jacob chapter too!

Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach, it would be coming back."

Seth: "They are vampires, I guess. I mean, it makes sense, and if it helps Bella, it’s a good thing, right?"

Leah and Jake stare at Seth.

Seth: "What?"

Leah: "Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby."

Jake: "On his head apparently."

Leah: "He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too."

Jake: "Lead paint?"

Leah: "Looks like it."

Seth: "Funny. Why don’t you two shut up and sleep?"

yeah of course!!!!! the titles of jacob´s book!!
they are great!!!

I looked around and all i saw was feathers, everywhere. I turned to Edward with some much confusion in me. " Why is there fearthers all over the place?"
" I.....um.....bit the pillow."
lol

These are my favorites:

Emmett: "Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush."

Bella: Who gives an island as a gift? I frowned. I hadn't realized that Edward's extreme generosity was a learned behavior.

Edward: "Ill sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

Bella: I had found my true place in the world, the place I fit, the place I shined.

Renesmee: "Momma, you're special,"

I also love all Emmett's jokes and the titles of Jacob's book, and the dog bowl...
ok I love the whole book :)

My Favorites Are

Edward: "Ill sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away." [[ so cute ]]

The end is really cute also ;)

and the other one is when Jake tells Rosalie The Joke When Blond Die. (Sorry doesn't remember the quotes)

i love all th eblond jokes and the sex inuendos emmet does, but one of my favoritos is: jasper? what do vampires do for bachelor parties? you're not taking him to a strip club, are you?
so funny!!

Seth: "They are vampires, I guess. I mean, it makes sense, and if it helps Bella, it’s a good thing, right?"

Leah and Jake stare at Seth.

Seth: "What?"

Leah: "Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby."

Jake: "On his head apparently."

Leah: "He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too."

Jake: "Lead paint?"

Leah: "Looks like it."

Seth: "Funny. Why don’t you two shut up and sleep?"



then ANYTHING, AND I MEAN ANYTHING EMMETT SAYS...EMMETT IS LOVE <33333333333333333
AND ALSO EDWARD OF COURSE

"do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it'll keep the bad dreams away"


GAH I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH :D

About Bella's black lingerie: "That's too bad. I liked that one. Were there any other casualties?"

"So you seduced your all too willing husband. That's not a capital offense."

"Sex was the key all along. Why didn't I think of that? I could have saved myself a lot of arguments."

Bella: "Heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks!"

Edward: "I think it might be safer if it's premeditated rather that if I wait for you to assault me again." Bella: "It would only be a matter of time."

Bella: "There's an awful lot of headboard left."

etc. etc. etc.

I have to say that i love the sentence
"And then i lunged for his throat"
a simple sentence but made me laugh so much
btw its when bella first found out bout jacob imprinting on renesmee ol

lol i love every word that comes from emmett...
Seth: "What?"
Leah: "Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby."
Jake: "On his head apparently."
Leah: "He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too."
Jake: "Lead paint?"
Leah: "Looks like it."
lol! and i love
"I bet that cottage doesn't have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?" from emmett lol!

My Favorites are:
all the blonde jokes,

when Emmett jokes about Bella's sex life,

When Emmett says:"let me dance with my little sister it might be my last chance to make her blush",

When Edward says:"i'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.

" I bit a pillow...""Or Two"

" I bit a pillow...""Or Two"

I love all the jokes between Jacob and Rosalie. They are just so funny with each other.

Bella & Edward on their honeymoon.....

B: the pillows all appear to have survived
E: Unfortunately I can't say the same for your,
eh, nightgown.
B: That's too bad, I liked that one.
E: I did too.
B: Were there any other casualties?
E: I'll have to buy Esme a new bed frame

Edawrd: Um, carefully, Bella. Ow.
Bella: Oops.
Edward: Don't panic, love, ... You're just a bit
stronger than I am for the moment.

Bella: I love you.
Edward: As I love you. so cute!

Bella's first hunt....

Bella: I guess I could have done better.
Edward: You did perfectly fine, It;s just that...
it was much more difficult for me to watch
than it should have been.
It goes against the grain, letting you
wrestle with lions. I was having an
anxiety attack the whole time.
Bella: Silly
Edward: I know. Old habits die hard. I like the
improvements to your dress, though.

Bella & Jacob after the hunt....

Bella: No!
Rose, Take Renesmee.
Edward, I don't want to hurt you, so please
let go of me.
Go stand in front of Renesmee,
You didn't,
Jacob: You know it's not something I can control.
Bella: You stupid mutt! How could you? My baby!
Jacob: It wasn't my idea, Bella!
Bella: I've held her all of one time, and already
you think you have some moronic wolfy
claim to her? She's mine.
Jacob: I can share,
Bella: How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you
lost your mind.

E: It's alright. But I wouldn't call it beautiful. Not with you standing here in comparison.

Edward:"It's all right love. Get dressed, and we'll be back to the house in two seconds."

I probably looked like cartoon, the way I sprung up, then looked back at him-his diamond body faintly glinting in the diffuse light-then away to the west where Renesmee waited, then back at him again, then back toward her, my head whipping from side to side a half dozen times in a secon. Edward smiled but didn't laugh; he was a strong man.

Edward: "It's all about balance, love. You're so good at all of this, I don't imagine it will take too long to put everything in perspective."

Bella: "And we have all night right?"

He smiled wider. "Do you think I could bear to let you get dressed now if that weren't the case?"

Edward: "Renesmee, someone special is coming to see you and your mother," he said in a solemn voice, as if he expected her to understand every word. Did she? She looked back at him with clear, grave eyes. "But he's not like us, or even Jacob. We have to be very careful with him. You shouldn't tell him things the way you tell us."

Renesmee touched his face.

"Exactly," he said. "And he's going to make you thirsty. But you mustn't bite him. He won't heal like Jacob."

"Can she understand you?" I whispered.

"She understands. You'll be careful, won't you, Renesmee? You'll help us?"

Renesmee touched his face again.

"No I don't care if you bite Jacob. That's fine."

Jacob chuckled.

i have so many favorite quotes its not even funny. i just love the whole book

I love Jacob's whole "Life sucks and then you die" and Rosalie's "Over my pile of ashes"

i love these:
"Oh, for the love of all that's holy!"-edward

"Life sucks and then you die, yeah i should be so lucky."-Jacob

"I'll meet you at the altar."-edward
"I'll be the one in white."-bella

"Jasper? what do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

Jacob: "How do you drown a blonde? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool."

Renesmee: "Momma, you're special." (So cute XD)

Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."

Emmett: "So it's still standing? I would've thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?"

Gotta love Twilight~

I liked all the ones that everyone else mentioned. They maked me laugh but I'll put on that I liked.

Jacob: Shut Up
Seth: Shutting...

I'm not sure that was the right wording of the quote because this was off the top of my head and I couldnt find the page.

everything emmett sayss cracks me up :D

Anything Jasper says is funny! (i love in the twilight movie how he haves to bella with the butcher knife!!!! :p

Seth: “What?”
Leah: “Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby.”
Jake: “On his head apparently.”
Leah: “He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too.”
Jake: “Lead paint?”
Leah: “Looks like it.”
Seth: “Funny. Why don’t you two shut up and sleep?”

Abit like the one Layla_ 13 had, but expended.

Edward to Renesmee; You cannot bite uncle Charlie.
PAUSE.
I dont care if you bite Jacob.
Jacob chuckles.

LOL!

Edward- Bella's stronger than any one now.
Emmett- Can i try it?
Bella- i dont want to hurt you.
Edward- she'll do it.
Emmett- i have to warn you, me and Rosalie broke alot of houses.

In the end, Bella won the arm wrestle!
Emmett- i want a rematch tomorrow!

Edward- i'll sing to you all night if it keeps the nightmares away.

Bella- Spuid shiny volvo owner.

Bella- Why is there fearthers all over the place?
Edward- i, er bite the pillow.

Jacob: Shut Up
Seth: Shutting up....

Jacob Chapter: What do i look like? the wizard of oz? You need a brain?

yeah i love this one too Seth: "What?"

Leah: "Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby."

Jake: "On his head apparently."

Leah: "He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too."

Jake: "Lead paint?"

Leah: "Looks like it."

Seth: "Funny. Why don’t you two shut up and sleep?"
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