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PREFACE
I could not believe what was happening. It was one thing to be told something, and an entirely differant thing to see it with your own eyes. I stared into his eyes, and he stared back. I was terrified. I had no idea what I looked like, I could think of nothing but the look on his face. It was murderously angry, and...something else which I couldn't place. And though my life was in grave danger, the thoughts that hurt the most were the ones of him...Of never seeing his face again. But the thing that hurt the most was, not the fact that he was about to kill me, but the way he looked at...

In a حالیہ interview with MTV, New Moon director Chris Weitz reveals five secrets about the movie that most شائقین will either find, hilarious, intriguing, یا down right annoying:


Going for the Gold: In "Twilight," RPattz and the rest of his vegetarian vampire cohorts have gold-colored eyes as a result of abstaining from consuming human blood. For "New Moon," the vamps' eyes were clearly مزید golden. Why'd Weitz have his actors switch to brighter contact lenses?

"It's a مزید noticeable gold," Weitz said. "I thought that in the first film they hadn't popped quite enough and I wanted to have that...

THE SIPPY CUP OF DOOM!

This is my first Fanfic I hope آپ like it. Before I begin I would like to give the following disclaimer:

I own NOTHING of this story. The Characters setting plot and anything else I forget to mention I hereby give fully to Stephanie Meyer. I do this with the intent to not interfere with her ability to continue the stories I love. If I in any way come up with something she was going to use in any way then i differ to her as the original artist and creator. I am fully willing to put this in writing apon request. I do take responsability for creating the story but she can...

Alice

I led him deeper into the forest. I knew what I was doing. I'd learned how to hunt animals سے طرف کی watching the Cullens. I'd practiced until I was confident and graceful. I'd even caught an eagle last week. He followed me without a word. He trusted me completely. Come to think of it, I trusted him too. Even taking into account watching Jasper's future, I really didn't know him much. I wondered how to explain the hunting of animals. I waited until we were fairly far in.

As I turned to face him, I found it difficult to focus. He was tall and lean. I felt the urge to run my fingers through his...

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Sorry this chapter has taken so long -my computer brok so I had to re write it!!!- but enjoy!
Amber

Running, breathing, living, hunting, fighting and Jake. These were the only five words running through my head right now. We hadn’t been running long and I was still at the front of the دائرے, حلقہ with Jake. As we ran I could almost smell the danger approaching us. I knew that the others were trying not to دکھائیں their anxiety around me but I knew that these newborns weren’t as new any مزید and were becoming better fighters سے طرف کی the day.
“Stop,” I herd Alice call from behind me, “The newborns...

Long time since I گیا کیا پوسٹ on here... feels like it anyway lol. Enjoy! ♥

Chapter Tweleve

I really didn’t want to fight Jake, but the way his whole body was convulsing, it looked like he would be fighting me anyway. I’d never seen him lose his normally steel like self-control. He took a half step towards me, and then rocked back on his heel, like he was undecided.
“I don’t know…” He mumbled. But the decision was made for him. We both heard the sound of light footsteps coming from the hallway, and the quiet thump-thump of a heart. Jake froze, his head tilted sideways, towards the...

part 15

Jacob was pulling Seth into another room. Edward trailed behind them. The wolves explained to me the Alpha command. The double voice of the Alpha (leader of the pack) had the power to make the pack obey. When Jacob, Seth and Edward reentered the room, Seth seemed to be trying not to stare at me. It was evidently a difficult task. The wolves began to seem on edge.

Like a lightning bolt, Jasper ran to one of the wolves and placed a hand on his shoulder. The بھیڑیا soon dropped. Soon, Jasper was doing the same thing to the confused wolves left and right, two at a time. Edward obviously understood...

Told آپ so. Alice thought in an incrediblly immature tone. My visions are not wrong... her thought faded out in the middle. Well, sometimes I misinterpret, but that was only because of those stupid DOGS. she rushed to defend her visions, though I had not spoken. She was sitting اگلے to me on the front porch step. I turned to glare at her.
"And what if I had been right?" I shot back at her. "What if Bella had lost her soul? آپ think I would be okay with that? Of course I would have stayed with her, but it would not have been right to trade her soul for my happiness." I scolded her. She seemed...

Add this to your فہرست of things to look آگے to in March! There will be a سیکنڈ volume, Twilight Saga: New Moon soundtrack CD/DVD companion being released on March 16th, four days before the release of New Moon on DVD.

Tommy2.net reports that the سیکنڈ volume will be composed of 9 bonus tracks that were found on the iTunes and international editions:

1. Lupe Fiasco – Solar Midnite
2. The Magic Numbers – All I Believe In
3. APM Orchestra – Die Fledermaus – Duettino: Ach, ich darf nicht hin zu dir
4. Eskimo Joe – Thunderclap
5. BB Brunes – Cavalier Noir
6. No Way Out – Sed
7. Ximena...

short chapter soz

Chapter Eight (enjoy + comment/rate!)

I wondered idly what the headline of my death would be, as I rode up the winding path to the cliffs. I knew Jared would try to stop me, if he could get away from Collin and Sam that was. I smiled, that was impossible, expect if آپ were Leah.
I left my bike half way up and went to تلاش for a suitable large rock. There were a lot of contenders, but none of them were big enough. I wanted one so big that there was no chance of me chickening out.
I found a massive boulder that I could only just lift. I carried it out to the clearing around...

It was hard to keep myself composed, to act happy and normal. Having Alice there, sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا اگلے to me, rubbing my hand and whispering reassurances when Charlie wasn't paying attention, helped considerably. It was hard, but thinking about the life I had ahead of me helped...and it didn't. On the one hand, I would be able to catch the most preacious thing in the world. I would be beautiful, strong, graceful, and I would at least have Alice if nothing else. On the other hand, I wouldn't have Jacob, who knew what I would be like for a while. Would I want to kill Charlie? How could I...

I am sorry the chapters are so short, I will try to make them longer. Thankz for reading, I hope آپ enjoy.


“We ran as fast as we could but they had a car waiting on the highway. We know who it is and so dose Nessie!” Alice exclaimed in a high pitched voice handing me a crumpled branch. I sniffed it delicately. Everybody held their breath awaiting my reaction.
All of my memories came flooding back to me as I arched my back and flipped back into a low crouch feeling a sudden burst of energy. I knew this scent; it was Nahul’s the only half vampire half human boy in existence.
“How could...

I sighed. This was going to take a while, and I didn't feel up for it. I was exausted. Obviously I hadn't gotten much sleep last night...
But I did feel really bad, too. Poor Alice. She must have thought that...but I couldn't think about that any مزید than I had to.
"Oh. I'm sorry Alice...I understand how that must have loooked, but..." I paused. "that's obviously not what happpened." I whispered.
"Bella, please. Just say it. I have no idea what happened, and do آپ know how insane that's driving me?" She asked, and it was true, there was mad curiousity in her eyes.
"Okay, well..." I started....

Chapter Twenty: "...And the clock struck 12..."

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"...So one دن he found her crying, coiled up on the dirty ground. Her prince finally came to save her, and the rest آپ can figure out. But it was a trick and the clock struck twelve we'll make sure, to build your ہوم BRICK سے طرف کی BORING BRICK یا the wolf's gonna' blow it down..."
-Paramore "Brick سے طرف کی Boring Brick"
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I never unpacked my bags, neithere did Edward, so we had free time. We decided to clean everything up. I hadn't checked on Jacob in a while, I better do that sometime tonight یا tomorrow....

Chapter Seventeen: Otherwise Known As Dangerous!!!

As I fell to the floor, quick hands pulled me right back up. Even though my eyes were closed shut, I still knew who picked me up. Edward. I then noticed he was putting me down, and I felt the cushion of the بستر under me when I opened my eyes.
"Are آپ okay?" He asked.
"Yea," I said, sitting up. "Fine."
"You sure?" Alice asked and I nodded my reassurance.
"Can آپ sit up?" Edward asked and I did reflexivly.
I saw everyone's eyes, including Rosalie's, were fixed on me. I then knew something had to be done about all of this.
"Hey," I کہا once everyone's...

When she opened the door she saw...


Bella's P.O.V
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!When I walked into that house I wanted to scream.I saw a major make out session going on.Emmett and Rosalie,Joe and Sonny,Kevin and ashley,Selena and Nick,Alice and Jasper, Edward and ?????

Regular P.O.V
Demi:GUYSSSSSSSSSSS
Everyone but Demi:running away scared out of there minds
Demi:Whatever[Sat down and watched TV]
Joe,Nick,Kevin came in with Adam and Sarah holding their ears.Then Edward,Jasper,and Emmett came in with Carlisle and Esme holding their ears.All of the boys yelling because it hurts.The girls walk in after them...

Heyo! I'm not really in a good mood, where's JAsper when آپ need him, lol. I couldn't wait to do this chapter so I AM!!
Sincerly-
teamalice_0
(and yes, I'm still doing this!)
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"You know how I'm a werewolf and all?"

"Shapshifter, actualy."

"How آپ know that? Anyhow, remember Jake and Nessie?"

"What about them, I don't how Alice will rip off your head, for what their doing."

"Kinda, I did the same thing Jake did to Nessie, but different."

I waited for him to go on, I could possibly see anyway for this to be connected to me, یا us. I also didn't see where...

ok guys a really long one here. Hope آپ enjoy it though.



Edwards POV



I really wanted to tell Bella it was her I liked but it would be too soon

"Ok. Ok, Bella It's you. I like آپ I really do. Your really pretty." I کہا in a rush

She opened her mouth but کہا nothing. Oh great she probably hates me now. I should probably ask anyways.

"Do آپ want to...you know. Go out?" I asked her. She looked really shocked

She looked like she was going to faint because she was so shocked, and she did end up fainting. Her eyelids fluttered and she fell completley silent, then she started to fall. I caught her befor...

Chapter 13-

8 Months Later
            
I heard footsteps in the hall outside the room I had been occupying for the past several months. I looked up from the book I was reading to pass the time. Suddenly the footsteps ceased right outside the door, سیکنڈ later the door began to creek Open. A very familiar face appeared in the opening, “Tom!!” I smiled, forcing myself to sit up.

“Hello Es!” he smiled back and walked to sit at the end of the bed. “Don’t strain yourself,” he added.

“I’m not,” I laughed. It was true, that...

sorry it took so long.This Chapter is dedicated to Vanillamoon08!

i was still in shock. سیکنڈ before i'd expected Leah to land on me a sand coloured بھیڑیا had lept on her. Seth i'd thought immediately. i couldn't stand سے طرف کی and watch them rip each others heads off, but what if i got involved and they both turned on me. Why would that matter? whats مزید important Seth یا me? Seth ofcourse. I have to stop them i thought and so i lept at Leah i pinned her to the ground but did not attack her Seth would be upset later if i hurt his sister. Leah growled and wriggled trying to break free of my hold...