MTV's " SPOILERS"

What would happen if Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the gang went to Forks? Well I imagine it might go something like this. . .

"Oh come on Giles, آپ can't be serious." Buffy moaned.
"I kind of like it here." Spike mentioned.
"Shut up Spike." Buffy said.
"Well I'm just sayin' pet, this place is perfect. Almost always no sun, and that means no bursting into flame. Which is a plus if آپ ask me love."
"Lord, Spike nobody cares." Buffy started. "You can اقدام here for all we care."
"If آپ two are going to behave like children the whole time we are here, then I'll send آپ both back to Sunnydale."...