10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever آپ can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When آپ go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what آپ will be doing in five منٹ every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. میل ای her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever آپ can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When آپ go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what آپ will be doing in five منٹ every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. میل ای her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
I have recently read a fanfiction story about bella getting sick with something and then she has to stay over at the cullens and all this weird stuff happens to her. Then she can't feel pain. Its not after breaking dawn is before when she is still human. I don't know what it is called. That is why i need your help inding the name of it یا find out who wrote it. I like the story and i want to finish it. Please if anyone has seen یا hear about this story please send me a message...My name is Brittany. My screen name is EBRCBrit. آپ can add me as a friend if آپ want!!!
Thanks for reading!
my story, Edward is a smart over achiever, Emmett is in jail, and Bella is a mysterious اگلے door neighbor with some issues.
Edward has to decide if he's going to risk everything for Bella, یا if he's going to continue to please everybody around him and forget about her.
It's E/B AU-AH with heavy drama.
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"La Bella Vita" is a Angst/Horror One-shot featuring a دن in the life of the disturbed Edward Cullen. It's a 'Mentalward' Contest entry.
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Okay, I think it's so unfair that Emmett gets no attention!
Jasper- gets attention because of his power people are always making fun of him
Edward- Hello of course he'll get attention i mean HE is like the MAIN character other then Bella.
Alice- All people feel bad for her. She doesn't no were shes from and she has all her hair cut off so yeah we feel bad for her.
Rosalie- She is PRETTY so almost all boys شائقین LOVE HER
BELLA-I mean come on SHE IS THE MAIN character!!!
Jacob-WHO doesn't love Jacob?
and LASTLY we have Emmett
Emmett- آپ never find a Team Emmett thing anywhere. He is THE LOVE OF Rosalie so most boy شائقین Hate him. and Most girl شائقین are all over Edward یا Jacob.
don't get me wrong I love Edward and Jacob it's just that Emmett hardly has any fans!
so come on girls lets دکھائیں our spirit for THE HOT AND MUSCULAR GUYS!!!!
GO EMMETT!!!
Jasper- gets attention because of his power people are always making fun of him
Edward- Hello of course he'll get attention i mean HE is like the MAIN character other then Bella.
Alice- All people feel bad for her. She doesn't no were shes from and she has all her hair cut off so yeah we feel bad for her.
Rosalie- She is PRETTY so almost all boys شائقین LOVE HER
BELLA-I mean come on SHE IS THE MAIN character!!!
Jacob-WHO doesn't love Jacob?
and LASTLY we have Emmett
Emmett- آپ never find a Team Emmett thing anywhere. He is THE LOVE OF Rosalie so most boy شائقین Hate him. and Most girl شائقین are all over Edward یا Jacob.
don't get me wrong I love Edward and Jacob it's just that Emmett hardly has any fans!
so come on girls lets دکھائیں our spirit for THE HOT AND MUSCULAR GUYS!!!!
GO EMMETT!!!