13 Important Life Lessons We Learned From 'Twilight' 

funny
my favotite is:
Having trouble with your pregnancy? Nuts to medical science, you've got family!
Medical technology, schmedical technology. For a difficult birth, just depend on the love, attention, and sharp teeth of your family members.

I liked the sarcasm in "domestic abuse is okay as long as the abuser totally didnt mean it." There were all these Twilight/Edward haters acting like Edward was abusive, but the girl dating the wolf is the one who got half her face clawed off. Emily should get out of there because of that, and because Sam used to date her cousin.

why would anyone think that Edward is abusive?