I was bored and I had an idea, that's so easy, just follow the next steps and post your result everytime you want.

First, look the hour in your clock

01h am/pm → I cherished
02h am/pm → I dated with
03h am/pm → I slapped
04h am/pm → I bulled
05h am/pm → I called
06h am/pm → I kicked
07h am/pm → I punched
08h am/pm → I slept with
09h am/pm → I killed
10h am/pm → I followed
11h am/pm → I kissed
12h am/pm → I asked for a date to

Look the minutes in your clock:

01 or 31 min → Tori
02 or 32 min → Trina
03 or 33 min → Robbie
04 or 34 min → Cat
05 or 35 min → Jade
06 or 36 min → Sinjin
07 or 37 min → Pony
08 or 38 min → Kendra
09 or 39 min → Daniel
10 or 40 min → Andre
11 or 41 min → Brenda
12 or 42 min → Beck
13 or 43 min → Burf
14 or 44 min → Lane
15 or 45 min → Mrs. Lee
16 or 46 min → Tara
17 or 47 min → Beck
18 or 48 min → Hope Quincy
19 or 49 min → Sikowitz
20 or 50 min → Moose
21 or 51 min → Helen
22 or 52 min → Dale
23 or 53 min → Ryder
24 or 54 min → Principal Eikener
25 or 55 min → Haley
26 or 56 min → Mrs. Vega
27 or 57 min → Dale Squires
28 or 58 min → Shawn
29 or 59 min → The Yerbanian Chancellor
30 or 00 min → Mr. Vega

Identify the color of your shirt:

Pink→ because I'm in love
Red → because I was drunk
Blue → because I'm crazy
Green → because the voices told me to
Purple → because I can't control myself
Yellow → because I hate myself
Orange → because he/she was hot
Gray → because I wanted to
Black → because someone offered me $1.000.000
White → because I hate him/her/it
Other/many → because I love myself
Shirtless → because I'm depressed