Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please, listen to her
TK: Well, its about time آپ woke up. Now, lets have some fun (Lowers rope)
Chuck: (Climbs rope) Okay, just try to remember gym class..... I'm not a disgrace, coach. (Makes it to the top) Okay, TK, lets finish this
TK: Ha, آپ think آپ can stop m- (Chuck punches him) Hey, I wasn't ready (Punches him again) Stop that (Punches him again) STOP (Punches him again) I کہا STO- (Punches him again) FUCK IT (Begins choking him) Now, time for آپ to die, Chuck
Chuck: Jokes on you. آپ feel for my trap. Now, get ready for my suplex (Thros him over him, but he falls off a ledge) Ooh.......... Whoops......... (Walks to the crank and lifts Katey and Stacey up) It's over. Lets go ہوم (Walks out with KAtey and Stacey)
Jump-Scare Zombie: (Pops up) Suprise Motha fu-
THE END
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please, listen to her
TK: Well, its about time آپ woke up. Now, lets have some fun (Lowers rope)
Chuck: (Climbs rope) Okay, just try to remember gym class..... I'm not a disgrace, coach. (Makes it to the top) Okay, TK, lets finish this
TK: Ha, آپ think آپ can stop m- (Chuck punches him) Hey, I wasn't ready (Punches him again) Stop that (Punches him again) STOP (Punches him again) I کہا STO- (Punches him again) FUCK IT (Begins choking him) Now, time for آپ to die, Chuck
Chuck: Jokes on you. آپ feel for my trap. Now, get ready for my suplex (Thros him over him, but he falls off a ledge) Ooh.......... Whoops......... (Walks to the crank and lifts Katey and Stacey up) It's over. Lets go ہوم (Walks out with KAtey and Stacey)
Jump-Scare Zombie: (Pops up) Suprise Motha fu-
THE END
Art by Alinah_09
Two of the most well known horror writers ever, H.P. Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe, have created some of the most twisted and most macabre horror stories that we all know and love like Call of Cthulhu, The Black Cat, Shadows Over Innsmouth, The Tell-Tale Heart, Mountains of Madness, and the Fall of the House of Usher. They both have made very influential work, yet what makes them so interesting is how different they are. So, what is it about these two that make them so different. Well, that’s what I wish to talk about with آپ today.
We’ll start with Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was a writer...
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We’ll start with Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was a writer...
Well, here comes a game even I wasn’t expecting to talk about till I played it. When I was surfing through the indie titles of the Nintendo Switch when I had little to no games for it, one game that caught my attention was The دوستوں of Ringo Ishikawa. I remember hearing there was a sort of River City Ransom esque game and I thought it was this. The trailers made it look that way. Little did I know that I was completely wrong. And despite that, I couldn’t be happier with what I had played.
The دوستوں of Ringo Ishikawa follows… Ringo Ishikawa, a young Japanese high...
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The دوستوں of Ringo Ishikawa follows… Ringo Ishikawa, a young Japanese high...
So yes, I have had the name for five years. I have always talked about Wind Waker and it being my پسندیدہ game ever. And I have talked about it endlessly and why I loved it so much. And even with all the games I have ever played, with all of the games I have experienced and loved, they still never compare. I am aware that they are all better games, technically. Dark Souls has better combat, Resident Evil 4 has مزید polish, and Metal Gear Solid 3 has a better story. But Wind Waker is different, cause it was the game that came at the right time.
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