Hey, here is a Mario fanfic. Guess what? It sucks. Yeah, this one here is a real big fuck up, and it is known as Mario’s Inner Insanity. سے طرف کی the end of this, I think I’ll be the one who’s insane. Also, the author’s نام کا صارف is Mr. Steal آپ Ho, so, right off the bat, I can tell we’re going to “enjoy” this fanfic.
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first یا third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about it a lot. So, once آڑو is kidnapped, Mario promises that he will kill Bowser. This can’t surely fuck up the story…. Sarcastic, of course.
So, Toad tells Mario to talk to Toadsworth, but Mario ignores him. Seriously, what the hell would Toadsworth know what to do. After that, Mario gets an AK-47… because those just some how exist in the world of the مشروم, کھنبی Kingdom, and Mario starts going around, killing Koopas and Goombas. This is the whole chapter, folks. Just a whole chapter of Mario killing Koopas and Goombas. There is nothing else that happens. Literally, NOTHING! Please tell me the اگلے chapters fair better.
So, in this chapter, Mario kills مزید Goombas. Of… fucking… course. But he goes in a portal… there’s something, right. So, the اگلے chapter, Mario finds a note from Bowser, telling Mario to meet him… And that’s it… Okay, why would آپ make a chapter that only lasts a minute. And I’m not kidding, I timed the amount of time it took me to read this chapter. It lasted 48 SECONDS!!! What kind of chapter lasts as long as bad TV commercial?
So, after that, we get a scene with Mario climbing up a mountain. Nothing happens. There is no exposition, and it has jackshit to do with the plot. Moving on. So, Mario finally gets to the castle, and we get a boring fight with Bowser. Goombas take gun, Goombas drop gun, Mario kills Bowser. Hoo-fucking-ray. After that, آڑو takes the رائفل and shoots and kills Mario- Wait, what? Yeah, the whole time, آڑو wanted to kill Mario… Twist ending??? Oh, screw it, this fanfic is garbage.
It is nothing مزید than a poorly written mess, which is filled with boring chapters that should have never been put in it from beginning, and the other times, it shows nothing but pointless violence. This fanfic is crap, and I learned to never read a fanfic سے طرف کی an مصنف with a نام کا صارف as bad as Mr. Steal آپ Hoe. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take