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Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I love so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, یا were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that آپ didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, یا it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Savage Labyrinth
Savage Labyrinth


#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. آپ have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, آپ actually have to get the triforce shard here. And before آپ ask, yes, this is a dungeon. The Zelda Wiki page says so. It’s only a mini-dungeon. And if that wasn’t bad enough, as آپ go deeper in the labyrinth, آپ are not allowed hearts, یا anything to heal you, so you’d better use that shield wisely. But, it’s lower on the list, because it’s only a mini-dungeon, unlike the later ones. Also, آپ can get A LOT of rupees here, which really helps when آپ need to pay Tingle

 City in the Sky
City in the Sky


#9: City in the Sky from Twilight Princess - Now, this temple is something that I never thought a temple could do… it has bad music. I’m not kidding, but the موسیقی just sounds boring and gets old quickly. Also, another problem is that it is easy to get lost while moving through this temple, and it that wasn’t bad enough, if آپ fall, you’re going a LOOOOOONNNG way back down. So, yeah, have fun with that.

 Bottom of the Well
Bottom of the Well


#8: Bottom of the Well from Ocarina of Time - Now, even though this temple is known for being real creepy and possibly giving kids nightmares, the problem for this temple came to me when I played it on Master Quest. Once آپ are here, آپ are looking through dozens of chests, but none of them have the item you’re looking for, which is the Lens of Truth. Not to mention there are holes everywhere, enemies are flying around every corner, and the Lens of Truth can only be found سے طرف کی FALLING DOWN A HOLE! And, let me remind you, آپ were trying to avoid falling down holes the entire time آپ were in this dungeon

 Death Mountain
Death Mountain


#7: Death Mountain from Legend of Zelda - Now, we all know that NES games aren’t the easiest games ever made, but Death Mountain… My god. This dungeon is filled with some of the hardest enemies in the entire game, and they do NOT give آپ time to breathe. آپ always gotta keep moving in this temple. And, there is the fact that this dungeon is the biggest in the game. Oh, but the icing on the cake of this dungeon, is that the final boss was easier to kill then every enemy in this dungeon… that’s real sad

 Lakebed Temple
Lakebed Temple


#6: Lakebed Temple from Twilight Princess - Hey, it’s a water based temple. Get used to it, your gonna be seeing it a lot on this list. Now, the Lakebed Temple is real boring. All آپ do is اقدام around the water…. VERY SLOWLY! Not once do آپ pick up speed in the water, آپ are just forced to اقدام at a snails pace, and when آپ finally get to where you’re going, آپ realise that, Oh no, آپ forgot to turn the bridge, and now آپ got to turn back. Oh, and there are Tektites EVERYWHERE. So, yeah, have fun with that

 Palace of Darkness
Palace of Darkness


#5: Palace of Darkness from A Link to the Past - Have آپ ever wanted to walk through a maze in total darkness and have a constant worry that آپ are going to either get hit سے طرف کی an enemy یا fall down a hole? No? Well, too bad, because that is exactly what A Link to the Past has. This is the first dungeon آپ enter once آپ are in the Dark World… sad to say they started it off with the worst dungeon in the game. The entire dungeon is just grey, grey, and, greier than 50 Shades of Grey. Not to mention, آپ always need to walk real slowly. Moving slowly due to the games design was bad enough, but now آپ force the player to اقدام slow on purpose. That is just shit

 Great Palace
Great Palace


#4: The Great Palace from Legend of Zelda 2 - OH MY GOD, آپ thought Death Mountain was the worst of the NES Zelda dungeons. No, far from it, this here. This dungeon is pure evil. The temple is full of Iron Knuckles, which are the worst in the game. Not to mention, there are Red Iron Knuckles, which have مزید health, can jump over you, protect themselves too much, and are always going to kill آپ at least once. And, the only times آپ can get potions are blocked off سے طرف کی the statues of Iron Knuckles. If آپ aren’t lucky, آپ will have to fight one, forcing آپ to fight another Iron Knuckle, and considering آپ were trying to get health from him, آپ will probably die

 Water Temple
Water Temple


#3: Water Temple from Ocarina of Time - OH GOD! آپ all knew this temple was coming sooner یا later. This dungeon is infamous for being one of the worst in Zelda history. آپ are always constantly taking off your Iron Boots, just to put them back on. And, that’s not the only thing you're switching back and forth of. آپ also are constantly switching the water level, which is real annoying, since آپ can’t just carry something that changes the water level. No, آپ gotta walk ALL the way back just to play a song on your Ocarina and then let the water rise until its at the spot آپ want. Also, the temples boss was just pathetic, but, that’s for another time. Thankfully, the REALLY fixed this temple in the 3D remake. Thank آپ so much, Nintendo

 Palace of the Ocean King
Palace of the Ocean King


#2: Palace of the Ocean King from Phantom Hourglass - Oh god, not this dungeon. Now, why is this temple so awful. Well, lets go over the many problems with it. آپ need to collect Sands of Time so آپ can put them in the Phantom Hourglass so آپ can go into the dungeon and not die. Sadly, that isn’t easy, because the temple is full of Phantom demons, who are always walking around, and when they hit you, آپ will lose sands of time. In other words, YOUR TIME DECREASES! And considering that there are a lot of them, they are always on guard. And آپ can’t kill them. They are impossible to kill, so آپ just need to run right through and hope for the best. And each dungeon has a confusing puzzle that will take time. Sadly, time is something that is very important, so, آپ can’t take your time due to the time limit, but آپ also can’t rush though, because the puzzles are in your way. And, how many times do آپ enter this temple in the game. Lets see, uh…. Oh, thats right, FOUR TIMES!

 Great خلیج, کھاڑی Temple
Great خلیج, کھاڑی Temple


#1: Great خلیج, کھاڑی Temple from Majora’s Mask - I hate this temple. I REALLY hate this temple. First off the the procedure of getting inside. آپ find that the Zora موسیقی group can’t play, because their lead singer, Lulu is depressed because she lost her children to pirates. So, آپ have to go and get them. So, once آپ are here, آپ sneak through the pirate hideout and find four of the eggs, even though there are seven. So, once آپ do find them, آپ go back and- WAIT, before آپ leave, آپ NEED to take a picture of the pirates. Why? So آپ can give it to some guy so آپ can get a sea horse, which will escort آپ to where the remaining eggs are. Sadly though, HE کہا JACKSHIT ABOUT THERE BEING GIANT EELS EVERYWHERE! So, after we save them and finally get the song to enter the temple, we get… this…. The temple is always knocking آپ around with its heavy currents, and, if you’re not careful, you’ll just end up backtracking to where آپ first were. Also, the temples mini-bosses are so annoying, that they make Legend of Zelda 2’s Iron Knuckles look tolerable. Oh, and lets not forget the boss. Literally the worst in the entire series. But, the odd thing is, How can Majora’s Mask have both my most پسندیدہ temple and my most hated?

Well, there آپ go. Did آپ enjoy this list. Tell me what آپ thought below. With that, I will see آپ all اگلے time.


So remember when I talked about how I had a few Xbox games when I got Halo 2? Well, actually, آپ don’t cause I never said- Anyway, I had very few, but they were all decent games. And one of them was the exclusive game known as Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. When I saw this game, I didn’t know how I would enjoy a game where آپ only sit in a plane, but once I actually got to playing it, I soon started to enjoy myself.
Crimson Skies is a game that is all about flying in a plane in the classic retro era of the 1940’s as Nathan Dra- Nathan Zachary as he goes on a quest to find...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present

A My Little ٹٹو پرستار Fiction

Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...

Ring Of Fire

Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog

STH's Larry Wilcox as Fred Greenley

And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter

Also starring Amethyst سٹار, ستارہ as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi
Royal Riff as Benny Mulloch

Based off of the 1961 film of the same title

The song fades away as we focus on a gas station....
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On rail shooters, one of the most basic kinds of shooters that can be a ton of fun if made سے طرف کی the right kind of people. Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles and House of the Dead are pretty good examples of games that are very fun on-rail shooters. And with that out of the way, today, we will be looking at an on-rail shooter today, known as Attack on the فلمیں 3D, a game that I only got from a dollar store in southeast Ohio. I bought this game without any knowledge of what it was when I bought it as a kid. So, what is it? Oh wait! It’s a game with very low scores? Oh wait! It’s considered...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

A not so long time پہلے in a world ruled سے طرف کی ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with قوس قزح Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed مزید money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.

To make مزید money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an گھنٹہ down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...
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 Random picture, with no connection to the story
Random picture, with no connection to the story
I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..


Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...
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The graphics are good, but the voice acting could be better, and Sheriff Teasle doesn't look anything like he does in the movie.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A ماہ passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I کہا to myself. "Because...
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~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl سے طرف کی the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her سال in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The سٹار, ستارہ Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, سے طرف کی having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are آپ doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy آپ the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do آپ want?
James: Did آپ hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, آپ wanna check...
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Everypony down in Ponyville liked Christmas a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Christmas the whole christmas season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her دل was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her دل یا her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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added by Windwakerguy430
Source: me
It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the فہرست for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made گٹار Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired سے طرف کی the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James بانگ was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed سے طرف کی one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take آپ to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t آپ cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t آپ squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold آپ firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
آپ weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white وین with candy in the back
posted by Windwakerguy430
Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of آپ outside the city, آپ better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With آپ assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a سب, سب سے اوپر ten پسندیدہ عملی حکمت list, I should do a سب, سب سے اوپر ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst عملی حکمت I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let آپ guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an عملی حکمت that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: آپ know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground یا in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case آپ couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors آپ need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people آپ wouldn’t want to run into in real life and آپ definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...
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