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Kevin: *Looking at his watch* It's not 8 O' Clock. What are we doing here so early?
Shayne: Play a song, and let's explain to our fans.
Kevin: On it. *Kicks a jukebox, and listens to the song*
Hawkeye: *Walks with Stylo over to Kevin*
Mr. Wright: *Sticks his megaphone out of a building* What's happenin'?
Kevin: I'm sorry guys, but we gotta do our دکھائیں today at 12, instead of 8.
Stylo: Could have told us earlier.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I got رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا on the stove.
Kevin: Well, who's the host? Let's get this دکھائیں on the road so Hawkeye can get his dinner.
Stylo: Oh, right, that's me. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host for the week, and my name is Stylo. Our creator has work tonight from 3:30 to 9, and that's why our دکھائیں is at 12 today. Our line up for آپ wonderful folks is down below.

12 PM - Now

The Nut House
Trainz

12:30 PM - Later

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. آپ can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 9: Movie Night

David: *Flipping burgers* Today's not as busy as I expected.
Liz: Yeah, I agree. Makes me worry about tomorrow.
Mr. Nut: *Walks into the kitchen* David, and Liz.
David: I think I know why.
Mr. Nut: Summer is just around the corner, and آپ know what that means.
David: مزید customers?
Liz: Extra work with the same amount of pay?
Mr. Nut: That actually is going to happen, but I was referring to movie night.
Liz: Oh.
David: Of course.
Mr. Nut: David, bring in the projector. Liz, آپ are responsible for the screen. I will bring in the Blu-Ray player. All three of us, along with a few suggestions from customers, will take responsibility in the فلمیں we play.
David: Okay.
Liz: Sounds good.
Mr. Nut: I have to get some posters set up outside so the customers know about it too. Carry on. *Walks away*
David: Movie night. I almost forgot about it.
Liz: If I was hired earlier last year, I'd probably remember.

Mr. Nut was outside putting a poster on the دیوار اگلے to the door. Kevin and Liam walk up to him.

Kevin: Good old Mr. Nut.
Mr. Nut: How آپ doing boys?
Liam: Good. What's the poster for?
Mr. Nut: Wait and see. *Finishes setting it up*
Kevin: *Looks at the poster* Oh of course. Movie night.
Liam: Movie night?
Kevin: I'll explain to آپ inside. *Walks into the restaurant with Liam*
Wayne: *Walks with Miss. دل to the entrance* ارے Mr. Nut.
Mr. Nut: Hello Wayne. Hello Miss. Heart.
Miss. Heart: Hi there.

Kevin & Liam sat down together in The Nut House, discussing movie night.

Kevin: It's once a week, every Saturday. If the weather is right.
Liam: Why can't آپ play the films inside?
Kevin: That's a سوال you'll have to ask Mr. Nut. He's in charge of it all.
Liam: Alright.

Outside.

Wayne: Thanks for the info Mr. Nut.
Mr. Nut: My pleasure. Enjoy yourselves.
Parker: *Driving a 1947 Packard, passing The Nut House, when he sees the poster for Movie Night* I got it!!!! *Drifts left, and stops in the middle of the parking lot, running out of his car at light speed*
Wayne: *Opens the door for Miss. Heart* After you.
Parker: *Pushes them down* Thank you!
Miss. Heart: ....you're welcome?
Parker: Attention everyone!! *Climbs up on سب, سب سے اوپر of a table* I have a wonderful selection for the first week of movie night!!! *Holding out a DVD copy of Norm Of The North*

Everyone closed their eyes in disgust. Some shouted, too frightened to do anything about it. All except...

Parker: Kevin, and Liam!!!
Kevin: What?
Parker: Why aren't آپ acting like cowards, like the rest of the customers?
Liam: We know that'll never pass.
Kevin: Mr. Nut wants good movies.
Parker: This is a good movie.
Kevin: Your definition of good is a bit misleading.
Parker: Well, once I repel you, and everyone else out of here with this on movie night, I'll finally have a chance to beat your high score on Dig Dug.
Kevin: I was able to increase it to 26,000 points. So, good luck with that.
Parker: I'll do it. I'll get Mr. Nut to approve my movie. Just آپ wait. *Walks out of The Nut House*
Kevin: I'm waiting, but I doubt anything good will happen for our red friend.
Liam: He's our friend?
Kevin: Nope.

Mr. Nut was looking at the poster he just completed.

Mr. Nut: Very good.
Parker: *Walks outside, اگلے to Mr. Nut*
Mr. Nut: What can I do for آپ Parker?
Parker: I need آپ to approve this for the first movie. *Holds out his copy of Norm Of The North*
Mr. Nut: Are آپ trying to scare away my customers? I want them to be here for movie night. Not avoid us.
Parker: Come on. What have آپ got to lose?
Mr. Nut: The customers that I just mentioned.
Parker: This will be the first movie, whether آپ like it, یا not. *Walks away*

Back inside, Mr. Nut spoke to Kevin & Liam.

Mr. Nut: Boys, I need your help.
Liam: Let me guess, it's a red square with a mustache.
Mr. Nut: How did آپ know?
Kevin: He کہا he was going to try and convince آپ to have Norm Of The North as the first movie for movie night.
Mr. Nut: Well I won't approve, no matter what he says, یا does. I'm bringing in Smokey & The Bandit.
Liam: Good choice.
Mr. Nut: Would آپ mind keeping him away so that he doesn't try to replace the movie?
Liam: Sure.
Kevin: After all, he just wants everyone out of here so he can try to beat my high score at Dig Dug.
Mr. Nut: He's still trying to beat your high score?
Kevin: Hard to believe, isn't it?
Mr. Nut: He should just give up already.
Kevin: Try telling him yourself. He's too stubborn to listen.
Mr. Nut: *Looks to the right* I gotta clean some tables. Remember, movie night is tomorrow. I'm counting on آپ boys to keep Parker from ruining Movie Night.
Kevin: It's in good hands my friend.
Liam: *Watching Mr. Nut walk away*
Kevin: Let's discuss our plan.

The اگلے evening, David & Liz were getting the screen & projector ready.

Mr. Nut: *Selling tickets* Remember folks, if آپ buy a ticket, آپ will get a free hamburger, soda, and ice cream.
Kevin: *Inside with Liam*
Wayne: *Walks in with Miss. Heart* Are آپ still waiting for Parker?
Liam: Yes.
Kevin: It's only been five minutes. How did آپ know we were waiting for him?
Miss. Heart: Mr. Nut told us.
Wayne: We have our differences, but we're still going to help آپ out.
Kevin: Much obliged.
Liam: If آپ see him, lure him towards us.
Kevin: I'm sure آپ know how.
Miss. Heart: Dig dug.
Wayne: Gotcha.
Liam: *Gives them a thumbs up*

Wayne left with Miss. دل to sit at another table. Just then, Parker drove his car towards the parking lot.

Kevin: He's here.
Liam: I was starting to wonder when he'd دکھائیں up.
Parker: *Parks اگلے to a Captiva, and gets out*
Kevin: Parker! *Pats Parker on the shoulder* Nice to see you.
Parker: It is?
Kevin: Come with me. I got those Pookas and Fygars warmed up for you.
Parker: Uh, thanks.

Parker left his movie in the car. Liam went towards it.

Liam: *Gives Mr. Nut a thumbs up*
Mr. Nut: *Gives Liam a thumbs up* Tickets for movie night are right here folks!
Parker: I still don't think your high score will last very long.
Kevin: Fine. آپ go first. I'll even pay for your game. *Puts a quarter in*
Parker: آپ are too kind. Letting me do this on one player mode.
Kevin: No sense in having me interfere.
Parker: Alright. *Chuckles* Here I go.

Back outside.

Liam: *Walks up to Mr. Nut*
Mr. Nut: Where's the movie?
Liam: Locked in the تنے, ٹرنک of my car. Your first movie night will be a success.
Mr. Nut: Thanks for your help Liam. *Gives him a ticket* I believe آپ deserve this. On the house.
Liam: The nut house.
Mr. Nut: *Laughs*

We dissolve to Parker, losing his last life on Dig dug, with a high score of 10,120.

Kevin: Wow. Talk about bad luck.
Parker: I could have sworn he was too far away to hit me with that fire. *Listens to the movie outside* It sounds like they already started. I better go.
Kevin: *Grabs Parker* Not so fast. You're not ruining movie night. You'll be staying here with me.
Parker: Let me go! *Frees himself, but goes too fast, and knocks himself out سے طرف کی hitting his head on the wall*
Kevin: It didn't have to be this way.

اگلے morning, when Parker woke up, he found himself in his car, still in the parking lot of The Nut House.

Parker: What the? *Gets out of his car, and walks to The Nut House*
Mr. Nut: *Sees Parker* Good morning.
Parker: آپ may have foiled my plan to ruin movie night, but I'll try again اگلے week!
Mr. Nut: Good luck.
Parker: *Walks out*
Kevin & Liam: *High fiving each other*

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End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one مزید minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See آپ later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground اگلے to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head سے طرف کی her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front سے طرف کی his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit سے طرف کی her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, یا beaten up سے طرف کی floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 3, 2017

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Stylo: Our اگلے دکھائیں is Trainz. I think you'll like the pun in this episode's title.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run سے طرف کی five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 21: Lease Me Alone

A railway needs a lot of locomotives to pull trains. If there is a shortage of locomotives, a railway will often borrow/lease engines from other railways.

Today, Kenny was not feeling well. Mr. Bruce sent him to the repairs to see what was wrong with him. Soon, his engines started to complain about the extra work they needed to do.

Robert: With Kenny gone, we have too much work!
Jack: I'm sure he'll be fine.
Richard: He maybe lying about not feeling well just so he won't have to put up with any of the work.

Mr. Bruce was annoyed with his engines arguing. He decided to lease a few of Mr. Baldwin's engines.

Mr. Baldwin: Mr. Bruce has requested a few of آپ to help out since Kenny is not feeling well.
Sean: Really? After all the bullying his engines do to us?
Mr. Baldwin: It's not my decision. Sean, Mike, and Jerry, آپ three will work on the Northern Errol Line until Kenny comes out of the repairs.
Sean: If he comes out of the repairs. *Leaves with Mike, and Jerry*

Now Mr. Baldwin was running low on engines. Thankfully, Ms. Scarlett was able to lend three of her engines to the Eastern Pacific. They were Margaret, Jade, and Alexis.

When the three engines got to the Eastern Pacific, they were pleased to meet the engines they would work with until it was time to go back to their railway.

Nikki: Welcome to the Island Of Errol.
Margaret: Thanks. The three of us are glad to be here.
Jade: We're brand new engines آپ see, and this is our very first assignment for Ms. Scarlett.
Alexis: So far everything on this island seems lovely.
Victoria: Wait until آپ get to pull trains around here. It's really fun.
Mr. Baldwin: I've got your assignments for آپ everyone. Margaret, and Jade, I want آپ two pulling passenger trains from Nova Station to Weever Station.
Margaret: Yes sir. *Leaves with Jade*
Mr. Baldwin: As for آپ Alexis, I want آپ to pull freight trains to the harbor. You'll be doubleheading with Carter. He'll دکھائیں آپ where آپ need to go.
Alexis: Okay.

Meanwhile, on the Northern Errol Line.

Mr. Bruce: Welcome to my railway.
Sean: Yeah, thanks.
Jerry: Are آپ glad to have me working on here again?
Mr. Bruce: Yes. It's too bad آپ won't be staying though. I would like to have آپ working here again, and who is your friend?
Sean: The Fonz.
Mike: Heeey.
Jerry: His real name is Mike.
Mr. Bruce: So I've heard. آپ are to carry freight trains from Zorrin to Hunterdon.
Sean: Okay. *Goes to the yards with Mike, and Jerry*
Tony: *In the yards* Hey. How are آپ guys doing on here so far?
Sean: Not too bad.
Mike: We just started.
Tony: One little word of advice, don't talk to Panzer, Ferris, Robert, یا Richard. They're the engines آپ gotta worry about when working on here.
Mike: We'll watch out for them.
Jerry: I'll make sure they don't get in trouble with them.
Tony: Good idea, and welcome back Jerry.
Jerry: Thanks a lot Tony.

Jade, and the other two engines were enjoying their time on the Eastern Pacific. They were pulling their trains as quickly as they could.

At Mossberg Harbor, Alexis, and Carter got there on time with their freight train.

Alexis: Nice work.
Carter: آپ weren't so bad yourself. It's a shame though, I wish آپ could stay on our railway forever.
Alexis: If I don't like the way the Eastwood & Mossberg is, I'll شامل میں your railway.
Carter: Okay.
Ferris: *Delivers a freight train with Robert* Hello Carter. Who is the useless steamie with you?
Carter: She's not useless.
Alexis: I can pull heavier trains then you.
Ferris: *Chuckles* Don't make me laugh. I bet آپ couldn't اقدام me with my brakes on.
Carter: Don't-
Alexis: Challenge accepted.
Robert: Okay Ferris, دکھائیں her what you're made of.
Ferris: *Uncouples himself from the train* This won't take long at all.
Alexis: *Couples up to Ferris*
Ferris: *Applies his brakes*
Alexis: *Moves Ferris with no difficulty* Are your brakes even on?
Ferris: Yes!
Carter: Awesome.
Robert: How is she doing that?
Alexis: *Stops pulling Ferris* If آپ want, I'll push آپ back to your train.
Ferris: *Embarrassed* No thanks. I'll take it from here. *Uncouples himself from Alexis, and goes back to Robert*
Carter: *Laughs* Wait until Mr. Baldwin hears about this.
Robert: What were آپ thinking Ferris?
Ferris: Oh, be quiet!

At Hunterdon, Sean, Jerry, and Mike arrived at the depot with their freight train. After delivering the train, Jerry decided to see Kenny at the repairs. Sean, and Mike followed closely behind.

Kenny: How much longer do I have to be here?
Repairman: Not too long. I'll call your boss, and tell him you'll be on your way as soon as آپ get repaired.
Jerry: *Arrives* Kenny?
Kenny: What are آپ doing back here?
Jerry: Mr. Bruce leased me, and two other engines to help out while آپ were getting repaired.
Kenny: Oh yeah? Feels great to be back, doesn't it?
Jerry: No offense, but I left this railway for a reason.
Kenny: A bad reason if I may say so.
Mike: آپ may not.
Kenny: Okay? *Sees Sean* You've been quiet. What do آپ think about my railway?
Sean: It would be better if your boss wasn't a bully to you, and the other engines.
Kenny: I'm ignoring that.
Jerry: Come on fellas, let's get back to work.

Thankfully, Kenny got repaired a few منٹ later, letting Sean, Mike, and Jerry return to their railway. Jade, Alexis, and Margaret were pleased to be back on the Eastwood & Mossberg, but they were sad to leave the Eastern Pacific, especially Carter.

اگلے day, at Impala Station.

Victoria: *Waiting for passengers to board her train*
Margaret: *Stops اگلے to Victoria with her train* Hello.
Victoria: Hey. Guess what just happened?
Margaret: What?
Victoria: Sean just broke down, and Mr. Baldwin needs three engines to take his place. Would آپ like to come back with Jade, and Alexis?
Margaret: Would I? *Laughs* I would love to!

The End

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Stylo: The first half of our دکھائیں is done. We'll return at 12:30.
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of آپ with the flu who think آپ got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, آپ know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some random Pokemon in the گھاس یا something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, آپ looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at آپ like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge آپ to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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Komoli: Hey, آپ want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as آپ play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can آپ help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need آپ to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: آپ can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than آپ who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...
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Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought آپ went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a محفوظ place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do آپ really یا are آپ just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned سے طرف کی Mickie
Nate: آپ mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never کہا he was clean. I just کہا the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........
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Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic ویژن ٹیلی shows, however his پسندیدہ character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten سیکنڈ in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before آپ do this, آپ should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, آپ should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are آپ still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, پرستار fictions. This دکھائیں had lost of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless آپ play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give آپ ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities آپ can do to earn آپ respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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آپ know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, یا at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a سال ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when آپ put the two together, what do آپ get?...
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What about The Hunger Games?
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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever یا cringe worthy پرستار art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making مزید mistakes than...
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide یا something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the سیکنڈ guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a دیوار and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a چھری and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that ٹیٹرا was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped سے طرف کی the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say سیکنڈ verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts acting weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc آپ آپ overrated prick. آپ suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...
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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell آپ do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did آپ bring me along!?

???: آپ figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that آپ have to bring me with you!

???: in the فلمیں people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would آپ think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw آپ commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know آپ can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see آپ tonight. I only want آپ to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...
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Steel Ball Run is کہا سے طرف کی many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most پسندیدہ part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....
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Hello, everyone, and today on this مضمون of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own فہرست of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that آپ probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least پسندیدہ to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of آپ may have a different Jojo that آپ see as your favorite, یا maybe آپ may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...
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